Carvalho Diablo

Alone S05E01 : Redemption in Mongolia "Seasoned veterans" from previous seasons return to show their mettle. Six minutes in and "Wha! I'm missing my famiwee, wah wah blub blub" Utter twats.

ISIS

They believe that God gave them guns so that they can go round blasting stuff to bits.

I love liver, with mash, peas and onion gravy so thick that you can stand a spoon up in it.

Guns > children Yeehaw

Best show on the telly, easily.

I wanted to share those perfectly cooked egg yolks with you.

Back in court and back in the news for harassing an ex's new bird, including a foul mouthed and aggressive tirade in a school playground. Classy. At this stage I'd like to see her banged in the slammer and have her likkle baby Harvey taken off her and chucked into care.

Faced with that abomination, I'd have chosen to scran the fluffy dinosaur.

Starting to look good. Smells great, loads of colour, still several more to sprout. Excuse the bird shit.

Fox 1 vs Hacksaw Jim Duggan 0

Alone Idiot - "WHOA, GUESS WHO CAUGHT A FISH?! WHOA, YEH BOYEEE, WHO DA MAN, WHOA YEH...FUCK!!!" Idiot drops fish in water.

I bnned it after 3. Incredibly boring