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Captain Turdseye

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  1. So, what do we reckon? I’ll give it two years maximum. He’ll get the first couple of transfer windows free because they’ll want to look like they’re invested in the ‘project’ but the majority of them will still want instant results. Thankfully these days instant results for them would be sneaking into the top 4. What a time to be alive.
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    little things that annoy the shit out of you

    My missus and daughter have bought some of those cloud shoes for round the pool when we go away. I tried them on. They are very, very comfortable, it must be said. She asked if she should then buy me some and I burst out laughing. I think that answered her question.
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    Keir Starmer

    More expensive? They’re fucking extortionate.
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    Keir Starmer

    It’s pretty clear at the minute that when the revolution comes Mick Lynch should be installed as the new president.
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    Piers Morgan v Alex Jones

    He’s had to pay $4.1m. https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2022/aug/04/alex-jones-defamation-trial-verdict-sandy-hook They are apparently sniffing around his finances looking for offshore shell companies. It’s gonna be interesting to see what comes out of that phone.
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    Piers Morgan v Alex Jones

    From that MSNBC article above. He’s already guilty by default.
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    Piers Morgan v Alex Jones

    Some background. https://www.msnbc.com/opinion/msnbc-opinion/alex-jones-trial-has-finally-shown-world-what-he-truly-n1297695 https://www.devdiscourse.com/article/technology/2133924-7-key-moments-from-alex-jones-sandy-hook-defamation-trial
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    Piers Morgan v Alex Jones

    It’s all going off in the world of that absolute weapon, Alex Jones. He’s on trial for defamation, being sued for $150m by the family of one of the kids that died at Sandy Hook. First this happened yesterday… … leading to this exchange today… Great fun. Now all his files are getting turned over to the Jan 6th Committee. Pretty sure the jury is out deliberating right now.
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    Energy Prices

    Give it up, Dockers. You’re out of your depth, old man.
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    How old are you shitbirds?

    This really hits home that us whippersnappers will be posting more often in RIP threads than birthday ones in a few short years time.
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    Should the UK remain a member of the EU

    New page and the Eddie Dempsey clip hasn’t been posted yet. Up your game, Gnasher.
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    LIV sportwashing golf v PGA

    His dad was awful for it as well. Some of the stories about him in that recent Woods documentary were mental.
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    *Shakes head* Everton again.

    For Everton stuff, he is actually something of an ITK.
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    How old are you shitbirds?

    You’ve popped up in my suggested friends on Facebook, Johnny. I’ve seen your profile picture. You’re definitely 49.
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    Sunburn

    This is basically me today except yesterday I had a t-shirt on, not a vest. I’m going on holiday next week and now I look like a clown with my top off. Fuck sake. I’m thinking of covering my arms, face and neck in factor 50 and then sunbathing in the garden today to even it up, so to speak. What could possibly go wrong?
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    How old are you shitbirds?

    No.
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    How old are you shitbirds?

    Kids online these days are all basically @3 Stacks I’m all for us having more lads with his kind of talent.
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    Golf - 2022

    New year, new start. The Sentry Tournament of Champions kicks off today. Small field and wide open betting wise because nobody really knows how each player is hitting the ball after the mini-break. Still, there’s expected to be a low score for the four days. I read somewhere the other day that 24-26 under par could be the number. Anyone that comes out with the putter hot has a chance so it’s worth looking at outsiders for e/w bets. In the last ten years this has been won by the usual group. DJ x 2, JT x 2, Spieth, etc. Paddy Power are paying six places, so that’s where I’ve taken my hefty outsiders. All of these lucky, lucky bastards are starting the new year with a fun weekend in Hawaii and a guarantee of loads of money.
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    *Shakes head* Everton again.

    And Rondon suspended. I think they might get beat, you know.
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    China v Taiwan

    It’d be boss if Trump turned up.
  21. When the queen dies we need a new anthem. The best way to do it would be getting Simon Cowell involved and having a Britain’s Got Talent / X Factor style competition. Open it up to anyone that wants a go. Let the people decide what their anthem should be.
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    Better Call Saul

    There’s no way we’ve seen the last of Kim.
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    LIV sportwashing golf v PGA

    Woods doesn’t need the money. He does need his legacy, which he’s managed to turn around.
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    China v Taiwan

    The Four Mysteries of Pelosi’s Troublesome Taiwan Trip That’s an excellent article.
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    China v Taiwan

    It’s good to see Red Phoenix all over this.
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