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Captain Turdseye

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  1. Captain Turdseye

    Netflix

    You’re looking at £150-£200 p/m to have all of these... Sky/Virgin BT Sports Netflix Amazon Prime Britbox New Disney & Apple streaming services And they wonder why there’s a rise in illegal streaming.
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    American Politics

    It’s a pity all this has kicked off while John Oliver’s on a three week break. Hopefully he’s got a main segment on it lined up.
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    The Open 2019

    Underway this morning at Royal Portrush. There’s been a lot of talk about it being Rory McIlroy’s home course and he started today by playing the first hole four over par. He’s currently +5 after three holes.
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    War with Iran is it imminent

    “We’ll work with the UK, they’ve been a great ally and they’re getting a new prime minister soon which is a good thing”
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    The Open 2019

    McIlroy -6 for the day and misses the cut by one shot.
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    Philippe Coutinho

    Welcome BACK to Anfield. This is happening.
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    Boxing 2019

    Allen 4/9 Price 7/4
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    Our new signings

    Coutinho.
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    Boxing 2019

    These boys aren’t holding back on their opinions of Big David Price... https://www.badlefthook.com/2019/7/19/20700385/whyte-vs-rivas-staff-picks-predictions-allen-price-chisora-szpilka-sky-box-office-dazn-boxing
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    Adult programmes you used to watch as a kid

    You watched Eurotrash with your mum or your nan and grandad?
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    Should the UK remain a member of the EU

    You’re just a shit Dennis Tooth.
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    The Open 2019

    Just switched it on and had a look. A lot of the big names are under par for the day so far.
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    Top Gun

    Never seen the first one. Got no intention of watching it now either.
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    Have a rant thread

    That looks boss. I want one.
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    The world of a woman.

    Overheard Mrs Turdseye telling Turdsette that there’s a song named ‘Town Called Alice’.
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    One change you'd make to improve town

    I’d make damn sure that the McDonalds on Church Street is never again closed to the public.
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    Have a rant thread

    Dishwasher and hoover have both gone kaput just now, right after one another. FUCK OFF.
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    Donald Trump

    More likely to be a mass shooting than just one person being killed.
  19. Apart from the paedophile driver. 99'ers and screwballs are the obvious choice when you're little but what would you have if the icey was outside now? I like a Feast, although I have to give an honourable mention to the reliable Mint Cornetto.
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    The Summer Issue is now available for order

    Wahey. Just ordered. Nice one.
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    The Athletic

    Some talk on Twitter that Dave and the rest of TLW writing team are raising membership prices here to compete with these new kids on the block.
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    These "Involuntary Celibacy" Incels

    Do they have to flounce from that forum if they somehow end up getting laid? That probably results in those people regularly flouncing from other forums too.
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    These "Involuntary Celibacy" Incels

    Clever advertising on that site.
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