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  1. Captain Turdseye

    Other Football - 2019/20

    Summer tournaments are finished and people are discussing pre-season friendly games in last season’s thread. A new one is required. We’re all agreed that any and all teams discussed in here are shite compared to the reds.
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    Rate the last TV Show you watched

    Finished Godfather of Harlem last night. It’s decent enough but the amount of scenes all shot in the same place got pretty annoying by the end. Half of the show takes place in Malcolm X’s office. Did they have budget issues?
  3. I read the article yesterday and I’m pretty sure it said Besiktas are currently 7th in their league. Sounds like they could really use a proper goalkeeper.
  4. Spot on, Kev. Bring a red home.
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    Hunters

    I tried to stream it on TyphoonTV last night and every link was a shite 80’s cop show called Hunter. It’s crap.
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    The world of a woman.

    Aye, that’s why Bjornebye had to move back up North.
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    Summer 2020 Transfer Thread

    What’s occurring? Out: Lallana, Shaqiri, Lovren Fantasy in: Mbappe Actually in: Replacements for Lovren & Lallana. That’s working on the assumption that Minamino is taking Shaq’s squad place. Cover at full back. Possibly one marquee signing? Or have Mickey E and the boys identified someone else in the £30m-£50m bracket that Klopp will turn into a superstar by Christmas?
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    Westworld

    I reckon this is deserving of it's own thread. Who's been watching? After six episodes I've got no idea where it's going really. There's all sorts going on. I'm sure there'll be 'unexpected' people outed as robots, but who? I read earlier that it's likely to have a second season and probably go beyond that so conceivably the story could continue outside of the park. Analysis?
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    Neoliberals

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    The Offside Rule

    Yeah, but you’d regularly have players two yards onside being flagged off before VAR.
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    Westworld

    Never got past the first episode of season 2. It’s on the ever growing list of things I’ll watch ‘one day’.
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    Timo Werner

    Welcome to Liverpool.
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    Timo Werner

    I brought you this news over a year ago. Yet another Turdseye exclusive. EL ROJO AIN’T GOT SHIT ON ME.
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    Man City - the new bitters?

    Apparently the traffic was bad. Stop laughing at the back.
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    The Offside Rule

    Fuck you. I lifted it from a Times article that Sugar Ape posted on the MF.
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    Atletico Madrid (A) Champions League 18/2/20. 20:00

    Fuck you asking me for? @The Woolster
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    The Offside Rule

    We’ll certainly have to change the way we defend free kicks. Every team will have to drop ridiculously deep.
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    Atletico Madrid (A) Champions League 18/2/20. 20:00

    Blocked shots don’t count as on target.
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    The Offside Rule

    So FIFA are trying to rush through a change in the offside rule. They’re proposing that there needs to be clear daylight between the attacker and the last defender to be ruled offside. Huge if true. This changes EVERYTHING.
  20. Happy birthday to everyone on the General Forum.
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    Other Football - 2019/20

    Fuming at Ighalo there. Would have won £900 if he’d slotted that one at the end. Wanker.
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    Other Football - 2019/20

    Ighalo the shit cunt.
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    Other Football - 2019/20

    Delighted with that. Had a tenner on United 2+ goals and 6+ corners at 14/1. Got another tenner on United 3+ goals and 7+ corners. 90/1...
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    Sammy Aftershave

    Fuck. It was only yesterday that I read one of his posts and thought to myself that I hadn’t seen him around for a bit.
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