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Captain Turdseye

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    Boxing 2019

    Slightly ironic that the first fight Crolla’s been in for years that doesn’t put people to sleep will be one in which he’ll be getting put to sleep himself.
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    Cheap Medical Drugs (Not Recreational Drugs)

    I’m only awake for three hours a day.
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    Cheap Medical Drugs (Not Recreational Drugs)

    Just had a look around and I can provide Codeine, Diazepam, Tramadol, Tecfidera, two types of anti-depressants, loads of anti-inflammatories, sleeping tablets, a new epilepsy drug I’ve been prescribed for combating fatigue, a big bag of Kratom and a Lemsip. PM me for prices.
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    Cheap Medical Drugs (Not Recreational Drugs)

    Next to the bread bin actually.
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    *Shakes head* Everton again.

    Did they just not show up for match day 6?
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    Bayern Munich (H) Champions League. Last 16 (19/2/19)

    I don’t think he was hiding, no. He played OK.
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    Bayern Munich (H) Champions League. Last 16 (19/2/19)

    His final ball was too casual every time and he’s not as eager to press as Gini or Henderson. If he can sort those two things out he’ll be grand.
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    Donald Trump

    Given the chance I’d vote for John McAfee.
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    The IPTV Thread

    It was mentioned in the XBMC thread that perhaps we should have one of these, seeing as Kodi rarely gets discussed in there anymore. I’m aware that this forum is full of fine, upstanding members of the community and that the idea of streaming TV via these illegitimate means is morally wrong and abhorrent to us all. Other, less respectable people won’t care about any of that so the only thing we can do to help is try out these services so we’re better equipped to point out their flaws. Please share all of your negative experiences in here.
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    The IPTV Thread

    What didn’t you like about Carv’s new guy?
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    The IPTV Thread

    Give us an update please, @Carvalho Diablo Any teething problems or is it still sound?
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    Nintendo Switch

    Forgive my naivety here. We got the kids one of these for Christmas and they’re still happily playing the four games we bought with it. I haven’t had a mess around on it at all so I’ve got no idea of what’s available online. Can you download free games? Or buy them like you would on a PlayStation?
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    Small pleasures?

    These are nicer.
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    Footy and TV

    And finishes on this note...
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    Great Documentaries

    I watched this last night. What a mad story! I’ve just Googled him and he’s currently on the run again, living on a boat, having paid no tax for eight years and declaring that tax is illegal anyway. Oh, and he’s planning to run for president again without even leaving his boat.
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    Should Corbyn remain as Labour leader?

    Sign up quick and you can take whatever role you want in your local area.
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    Bayern Munich (H) Champions League. Last 16 (19/2/19)

    Boateng is out for them.
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    What constitutes the perfect cooked breakfast?

    Aye, just simmer them down and they’re great. It’s not rocket science.
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    Happy birthday Stig.

    Happy birthday, Stig. Booked you a one on one session with this minx.
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    Happy Birthday Lee

    In that case, erm, have a good shift mate.
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    Shop lifter dilemma

    Obviously I do. It’s hidden so well that it’s not even visible on the forum.
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    Happy Birthday Carvalho Diablo

    Have a top day, my friend.
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    Shop lifter dilemma

    What is funny is that when I said someone was racist you immediately thought I was on about you and jumped on the defensive. I guess being well into your forties and still posting anti-Muslim shite online all the time brings with it a certain paranoia. Now fuck off and listen to one of your intellectual podcasts.
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    Shop lifter dilemma

    Do you know what? I used to laugh at some racist jokes when I was younger, before I eventually grew up and realised how much of a twat I was. I’m not proud of it but I’m not ashamed to admit it either. I was a product of my environment. I doubt I’m the only person on this forum that’s behaved like that in the past. I know many, many people who are still stuck like that. Even some members of my own family make me cringe when I’m around them. My eighteen year old cousin told a racist joke in a pub in Speke last year and when I shook my head and tried to tell him that shit like that isn’t funny, it was me getting the funny looks from everyone else. Anyway, I’m pretty sure you repped whatever was in that post before it got deleted.
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    Valentine's Day

    I thought it was March the 14th but good on you for treating Mr Champ a day earlier than everyone else.
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