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Captain Turdseye

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    Kicking off in Northern Ireland again?

    Just heard that the girl who got killed was good friends with the girl I mentioned in that post above. The one I know was pissed up at my house, playing Irish folk songs, singing along to B*Witched and attempting the riverdance. I remember her spouting some nationalist shit at the time too. What a mad place. Northern Ireland I mean, not my living room. The next time she came to stay I fucked off up north for a few days.
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    *Shakes head* Everton again.

    Spot on though, aren’t they?
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    Alex Oxlade-Chamberlain

    We get it. You think he’s ten times the player Henderson is. Give it a rest, man.
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    I’ll wait five or six years until I get a hand-me-down from the boy.
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    Should Corbyn remain as Labour leader?

    Yeah, well, she thinks you’re a pleb.
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    The Snooker 2018/19 Season

    Bet £20 on the outright winner with William Hill and they’ll give you a £5 free bet every time the player you’ve picked wins a match.
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    Jordan henderson: Captain

    Come on now, don’t leave us hanging.
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    Assange Arrested

    Will be interesting to see what they do with him. https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2019/apr/11/julian-assange-arrested-at-ecuadorian-embassy-wikileaks
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    Cardiff (A) Premier League 21/4/19

    It would please me greatly if the team led by the affable German were to win this game of association football.
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    Jordan henderson: Captain

    Here comes another one of his merry men. I won’t stay for this.
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    What happens next?

  12. I got tired of running these a few years ago. I know Lee tried to take it up but he just didn’t have it in him to replicate the sterling work I’d done in previous years. You’ve either got it or you haven’t, I’m afraid. The reasons I got fed up of doing it were the effort that needed putting in to sending PM reminders to everyone and tallying up the scores each week. The old scoring system was effective for separating the wheat from the chaff but it was a ball ache to work out. The new forum software means I don’t have to send PM reminders, I can just tag participants in the thread. And if there’s enough interest I’ll try to come up with a much simpler points system. I’ll also try to stick to higher profile fights so you don’t have to be a boxing aficionado to be in with a shout of winning. So get your names down in the thread if you’re up for it.
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    Jordan henderson: Captain

    THE BENCH!!!
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    Other Football - 2018/19 Season

    @Caramac Gif of Guardiola going full Mourinho down the line please mate.
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    Porto (A) Champions League 17/4/2019

    Stupid cunts.
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    Porto (A) Champions League 17/4/2019

    The draw will win me £110. Come on Porto, get one more.
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    Porto (A) Champions League 17/4/2019

    I’d get Shaq in for one of them now. This game is done, not worth the risk with that dirty twat on the pitch.
  18. I think he’ll want to beat City.
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    Porto (A) Champions League 17/4/2019

    Ian Darke was the first famous person to block me on Twitter.