El Dangerous

I’d have him as back up to Trent, as long as he promised to pass the ball to a better player like Mo or Origi as soon as he carried the ball in to the last third.

We won’t replace Salah, we can’t. There’s no one out there who will do what he does. You don’t replace your best players you adapt. Hopefully it won’t be an issue until his legs drop off.

I do this every morning.

Women?

Bull shit. If we were seriously interested in him we’d have bought him for a pittance in the summer. No doubt we’re watching him as I’d expect we are every promising young player from all of Europe’s top leagues. Romano is a chancer.

Straight swap for Pedri.

Only if Newcastle sign Klopp, Salah and Virgil.

It will be bitter to see him signing all the players we won’t have signed anyway whilst I get hysterical about Newcastle overtaking us even though they’re shit.

Just like all our potential purchases he’s looking to prove himself at a shit premier league team first.

Stacksy and Kloppo, great equals in the setting of trends.

And to think, Mane literally proved himself at a shit premier league team first and as we all know that’s the pinnacle of the aRdja scale!

I actually think Ox, Origi and Nat would be decent buys for them. Better for us like. But I don’t begrudge them gettting something for their £60m.

Bellingham is the real deal, him, Elliott and Curtis could be Jurgens nice boys for the next 10 plus years after Kloppo signs on for another 10 plus years. Obviously our defence won’t be protected but that won’t matter because those three won’t ever lose the ball.

We’ll yeah, I said he’s £40m too expensive to be Fabinho’s understudy.

Philips would do fine in our midfield, good technique, good engine, extremely functional. He’s the basic Klopp midfield midfielder. He’s about £40m too expensive to be Fabinho’s understudy though.