El Dangerous

A 15 year old Willy? Well, even for me that’s low hanging fruit.

Remember when there fan’s showed up to the training ground and threatened to call in the boys if their demands weren’t met? They fucking don’t! Setting off flares at a memorial of any description is fucking scummy but they’re more than happy to dine out on that shit and tar us all.

I said it would be our year last year!

Bitterness is losing a preliminary qualifier and still going on about it 15 years later.

Sun of all fears.

We’re greater than the sun of our parts.

Sell the cunt.

I live for the day you fuck off to The Athletic and leave the rest of us to dream!

Catt’s could do a job.

We’re not exactly in Dire Straights but we sure do like our Money for Nothing.

If it was a choice between Havertz at £70m £120k p/w and Thiago for half that but slightly higher/similar wages then you’d think they’d go younger option all day long because the profit they can turn on one is huge compared to the other.

£30m is chump change these days. It’s more the contract and length that’ll raise suspicions.

I love the idea that by virtue of an Evertonian god an Evertonian’s perfect scenario has us winning the league in less than perfect circumstances and them struggling to a midtable finish. Winning trophies just seems too far fetched for them.

Is correct.

Probably why he didn’t go to United as well.