El Dangerous

Flashbacks to the media wetting themselves every time we conceded from a set piece under Rafa.

No. Apparently they have to be shit as well as rhyme.

This is fucking depressing.

Has that need done a 20 minute video I can watch 5 minutes of yet?

My worry with him is that any new manager is going to see Nunez as his opportunity to show how great they are at coaching and give him a chance to turn it around. Problem being that it’s not a coaching issue.

As a proud baldman it feels great to have some representation at the club and hopefully we can all stop calling Pep a bald cunt so I can wholeheartedly join in on hating the bald cunt.

You can’t go from the most charismatic man on earth to Gary O’Neil. I’d genuinely give it to Lijnders for a year over someone like that and see if Klopp fancies it again if the Shit Pep doesn’t take to it.

Frank would be an awful decision. Despite the fantastic job he’s done there his style would not go down well. I reckon it’s all in on De Zerbi and we’ll go back to taking a few more punts on promising young players.

Apparently talks are advanced and the deal can be Sealed with a kiss from Rose.

Say “Character” one more time and Brendan Rodgers will show up and chuck his frumpy ex Mrs at you.

Klopp’s Flops out Reuben’s Reds in. Jurg’s Shitbergs out Amo’s Rim Jobs in. On second thoughts maybe let’s just get Roy Hodgson in to steady the ship.

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Got the cheek to be called Ruben and not even be a big fat guy.

Mo being an infinitely better right sided version of Goncalves would hopefully help Nunez a bit too. I always think Nunez looks better with Mo closer to him.

We’re playing Atalanta in the Europa League this week, did he not play for Liverpool last season? Like I said, I want him to stay but you can see from the model we’re run on that they might make a case for letting him go at £100m plus.