El Dangerous

I can understand people being against bringing Coutinho back because of his shit housery but lets not pretend he's not a brilliant player. It's Evertonian behaviour.

With us looking to start a lucrative new deal with Nike next season i wouldn't expect us to do anything major until then. I reckon we spend what we make, wage bill is massive and Klopp seems happy with the squad.

I genuinely work with a guy who used to play in the Romanian second tier.

Probably found out how much we're paying the lug.

Two words: Nabil El Zhar

Reckon Sessegnon would be about as good as we could hope for. Cover at left back and see if he can develop further forward. No one good enough to play for us will want to be benched all the time so young/versatile is our best bet.

That's not true at all. He scored some massive goals for us and over his last season and a half he was a game changer. It's only that we've progressed at a much quicker rate than he has that we don't really miss him.

It'd be four if we signed another one as well. I seriously hope United's yoof/brexit means brexit transfer policy has them signing Maguire for £90m. Imagine Phil Jones and Maguire lining up together. Another £60m on the young Lallana at Leicester and if De Gea sees sense they can replace hin with Little Picky. There's a few decent young brits around to be fair but the time to sign them is about 5 years before their break out season.

Should have kept Albert Moron on for this alone. Imagine the batshit crazy designs he could have came up with.

Reminds me of Omar with the big dick off of UK sexy films. You need a bit of that.

They're more likely to find inspiration from BnM than JFK.

About winning all the trophies all the time, not just this team, every Liverpool team. Its the hope that kills you.

He dictates the way they play so that everything has to go through him. He's even started dropping deeper. He's got ideas well above his station as to what he should do on a football pitch.

The jewell in denial.

We should only buy players for £70m. We're bloody ace at it.