El Dangerous

Thunder-Thunder-Thunder-Thundercats Hooooo!

West Ham are the Evertonians of the south. Fuck them.

Second longest unbroken run in the top flight, they'll never sing that. But they will.

That and successive relegations hopefully.

So is Werner quicker than most slow players or what?

#taintedtreble

First Pilisic now Ziyech, we definitely need to put the word out that we might be interested in Phil Jones.

I wouldn't worry about Bayern coming in for Bobby but it would be the most Barcelona thing ever to try and sell us Coutinho then come in for Bobby. I'd be amazed if he wasn't at least on their radar. At the very least he'd facilitate Messi's declining mobility.

Why would you? Everything she says seems either like recycled news or sensible punts. "Liverpool will only sign a player if Klopp thinks he can improve the first team" type of shit.

Tell Buffon he can come and watch Alisson win the champions league and let him play the odd game to get his medal.

Pre match Klopp without his wig and teeth in. I fucking knew it.

They'd be happy enough letting their billionaire owner take hand outs from a broke arse council but their real concern is poor Shrewsbury.

Next person to call Wan Bissaka 'Wank Bissaka' is a gimboid.

Fuck Stacksy's young studs, Jurgen has his own list and it consists of our FA Cup team.