El Dangerous

"I've made a terrible mistake."

They finished third and won a European trophy, the berk.

I'm not going to lie Stig, this is a little worrying.

I'm going to go out on a limb and say 12 months of Phil>5 years of Adam Webster and i don't even watch Coronation Street.

Imagine. Power shift etc.

Kia Jaberwocky is a stand up guy.

I wouldn't worry about Coutinho, his agent said he wouldn't sign for another English team weeks ago.

Ain't no doubt.

That would value his transfer fee at £120m over a 4 year contract. Its steep but if they're eating a portion of the wages it's not that crazy.

At least he didn't shag the robot in Rocky 4 unlike Paulie.

I'm pretty sure it's only their playing careers that are over, they can still get a little part time job stacking shelves and collecting trolleys if they're that hard up.

Apart from political refugee Kurt Zouma who is being held for the crime of signing a lucrative contract and not being arsed about going back to Everton.

BeefAdamJohnsonoff.

I give it a month.

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