El Dangerous

You don’t have to be be better than Liverpool to be better than Liverpool but they’re better than Liverpool anyway F.C.

Our only two active centre backs are literally playing for their Liverpool careers, signing and announcing a new defender now would be a bit silly. You’d imagine any talks got as far as personal terms then went on hold until the end of the season.

This isn’t the thread we wanted but it is the thread we deserve.

The Echo don’t help when they state which team every victim or criminal supports in every story.

Red shites fault for all the turds around Goodison too. There was me thinking that was Brands fault.

I reckon we should convert Istvan Kuntstain from TLW wild man to a real life Liverpool midfield shit house. I reckon he’s got the right stuff and his offering people out in the centre of the park is unparalleled. Like how Hockey teams have a Goon.

Konate, Kabak and if we’re playing with three centre backs another defender whose surname begins with K. Then get Klinsmann in as a coach and make him change the I in his name to an A.

What the fuck does this have to do with Oxlade-Chamberlain?

A fanny like Big Shows boot.

I thought it was a risk worth taking because of the potential upside but that he’d eventually become bogged down with injuries until he becomes more and more on the periphery and that eventually his name would, for some strange reason, take over the one time wonderful Ibrahima Konate thread.

Right cunts, meet me outside Tony’s Ma’s house for a Royal Rumble. Bagsy Brock Lesnar.

I reckon Grealish ends up at Chelsea shagging his way through the London BBW scene.

Even by Pep’s standards Grealish, Foden, Silva and De Bruyne lacks a bit of balance. Wouldn’t surprise me though.

He’ll be sensational in the EUROPA League next season.