El Dangerous

Are A.C Milan minted now or not? That Rafael Leao looks like a player we could use but only at the right price. Obviously not as good as Mane but the hope is that if he fucks off Diaz fills that void and the new forward can take the time to settle in to our style.

Sounds like he knows Falk all.

If Mane goes and Salah does end up staying I can see them putting the Mane money down on a right sided forward, probably Bowen but maybe a bit younger and with a less extortionate asking price. Diaz and Carvalho can cover that left side with Jota if needed and Jota and Firmino can play through the middle but Mo needs some proper back up. If they both go then fuck knows what we’ll do, it’ll be as exciting as it is shit though.

Our owners will name a price and let him walk for free if it’s not met. It’s how they’ve consistently done great business over the last 5 years and it’s why we don’t pay players to leave anymore. I expect it’ll lie somewhere between £50m and £100m.

Nice to be Mbappe though. Gets to earn a mint living in his home city and tells a bunch of stupid billionaires what to do with their money. Best of all he gets to laud it over Neymar the stupid little cry arse bitch.

Asking for a friend? Just wank it out pal, wank it out.

So your saying he’s a shit cunt?

He’s 22 until he’s 19.

I don’t think he’ll be here to learn the Fabinho role. He’ll be here to run through teams. Like a Bissouma but with a higher ceiling.

One of Stigs Celtic nonces by the looks of it.

Luuuuuuuuuuuuis Diiiiiiiiiiiiiiazzz show us yer tits, show us your tits Luuuuuuuuuuuuis Diiiiiiiiiiiiiiazzz show us yer tits, show us yer tits. to the tune of Johnny Cash, Hurt.

Luuuuuuuuuuuuis Diiiiiiiiiiiiiiazzz show us yer tits, show us your tits Luuuuuuuuuuuuis Diiiiiiiiiiiiiiazzz show us yer tits, show us yer tits. to the tune of Johnny Cash, Hurt.

I’d suggest that a re-re-recycled story presented by the EDITOR IN CHIEF of a blag footy transfer rumour twitter page might not be too reliable. Not saying there’s no interest on our part because he seems very much a player who fits our profile of target but a first refusal on a low fee makes no sense whatsoever. At least Indykaila is funny.

Won’t be happy with the red on next seasons away shirt.

*googles Bolsonaro* I don’t know the first thing about South American politics so it would be foolish of me to comment on those players’ political allegiances but anyone who supports the suppression and mistreatment of the underclasses is a helmet and that’s a universal principal true of all people, Liverpool players or not.