El Dangerous

It's like that in work. "So and so is off sick but i saw him in Asda." If you have a minor illness you should stay in bed until you either die or get better.

My heart goes out to Inter at this sad time.

I can't be arsed checking but I'd be amazed if Ardj wasn't banging the Lambert drum in the seasons before he signed.

We can't all be super recognisers, buddy.

TLW I.Q Test according to the John Scale. 1. Do you like beans on a fry up? 2. Are you code?

Anyone wanna see my emails from all the hot asian women who want to marry me? I've also got a few interesting investment options based in Nigeria.

Depends if you're basing the resemblance on actual likeness or if you're basing it on colour/race. It's not hard.

Austrian teams and start up German clubs loaded with energy juice money can afford to take punts on low risk players who have a potential high ceiling and small fee. If we buy players it's basically kids or players who can make an immediate impact. We don't seem interested in throwing the dice all that much. I imagine under our current regime we'd rather let players prove themselves at higher levels before we make our move. It's cheaper to buy one proven Sadio Mane at £35m than five £10m punts.

Reminds me of Son.

I'd happily take Greenwood and loan him to Oldham just to piss off the manc twats who are hailing him as the saviour. KDB Kante Eriksson PEA Then I'd lock them all in a tiny room and pump in big fat Sam farts.

That's a depressing list right there.

They've about as much chance of winning as the spartans at Themopylae.

Messi wins an award is hardly a shock is it. Petty little prick though.

Donyell Malen sounds like a footy manager regen.

Who gives a fuck what he thinks.