El Dangerous

Given that every player that cost £25m plus bar Keita and Ox are absolute ballers who won us the league and champions league I’d say the chances are pretty good of recruiting a good player for £40m.

I like the sound of that Bruno Romo. Sounds like a 1980’s WWF wrestler.

I think so too and he’s certainly not young enough to see as a good punt but Kloppo seems to love him. I’d be surprised if Big Mike see’s the value in him at whatever extortionate fee Wolves will want.

The only way Mbappe ever signs for us if it’s funded by Nike and his agent see’s it as a nice way to pocket £50m or £60m in fee’s before moving him on again to Barce or Real. No way do the club allow that, It’s just never going to happen. Haaland, whilst more realistic won’t happen because the queue of people willing to pay him 300k or £400k a week will be too long to make our “but this is Liverpool...” argument persuasive. Heard links to Traore of super fast no end product fame doing the rounds. Do we maybe see the sale of Salah as being a swap for Traore and a forward? If we signed a goal scoring forward maybe Klopp see’s Traore as less of a punt. Jota, Mane, Firmino, Traore and a centre forward in the Haaland/Lewandowski mould but one most of us bar Stacksy and Code have never heard of. We were after Werner after all and if Bobby can’t be arsed scoring we might see sense in pulling him deeper. Hendo, Thiago and Bobby playing behind Mane, Jota and a CF is a bit different but bold enough for Klopp to like it. Fuck knows, I’m pretty sure I’ve just made the Ardja argument after laughing at it for about two years.

The Echo understands that NoContextPrem are not as reliable as they sound.

Tough post to wank to tbh.

Extra, extra read all about it! Liverpool forward scores more goals with his stronger foot!

We’ve got form for signing useless Greek defenders as stop gaps.

It’s about time the fringe players started contributing.

Harvey Elliot could save Clare’s Accessories millions this summer.

I fully expect to be linked to Mbappe, Sancho and Odegaard etc but end up with Sarr, Ward Prowse and Ben White etc. Not that arsed as long as Klopp is in on the deals. Reckon Odegaard could be a possibility though.

I reckon Mo goes in the summer, Gini obviously and Matip, Naby, Origi, and maybe Milner. Personally I’d add in Ox and Minamino but think we’ll keep them. We do a fairly big (by our standards) reshuffle. Two new centre backs, another forward, an attacking mid and a young midfielder. It would have been spread across a couple of seasons but lack of funds this summer obviously hampered us but I’d expect a big influx of money from player sales this summer. The squad needs its desperately, the first 11 is knackered and the players look a bit too comfortable since the restart last year.

The man is a disgrace but at least it’s made Scottish football slightly interesting for five minutes.

It’s obvious to me that he see’s right through the very fabric of time and space and computes every conceivable outcome of every pass, it’s just our forwards only see where the other forwards are so they know where not to pass it to.

Modern era I’d still put him below Lampard, Gerrard and Terry. Burnt out by 31 the granny shagging twat.