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Furmedge last won the day on October 23 2016

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About Furmedge

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    TLW Season Ticket Holder
  • Birthday 03/10/1978

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    Football Development Officer

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  1. Furmedge

    I am man: hear me roar!!!

    Fixed the bath taps today. Turned water off from mains, unscrewed grub screws, lifted the taps, took cartridges to one, two, three, four DIY stores for correct ones. Chewed the fat with an old boy who used to be a plumber, using phrases like "just needed a nudge to get the bastards out" when discussing spanner use to a nod of approval, took new parts home, fitted, water back on and tested. Then took a video and shared it with everyone I know. £12 all in. Pretty much a qualified tradesman now.
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    Glenn Roeder

    Always seemed a decent man and already some nice words spoken about him since the announcement of his passing. Took some dogs abuse from a section of West Ham fans after his original diagnosis when he had to temporarily leave his post and they went on to be relegated.
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    Nintendo Switch

    The 9 year old had me watching the announcements on You Tube last night at 10pm. Usual guff with the odd Mario/Zelda game thrown in, until they announced the retro pack with 1943, Ghosts & Goblins, Street Fighter 2 and Commando. Picking that fucker up the moment it's released.
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    OK, I’ll do it then.

    Belated wishes to you, D. Can't believe I've wasted my 7000th post wishing you a happy birthday. Twat x Pint?
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    Booze Free Booze 0%

    I like my lager, usually imported ones but I also drink alcohol free lager, for good reason. My daughter wakes up regularly through the night so one of us has to get up with her and sometimes go out in the car for an early morning drive, so alcohol free lager it is when I fancy a few of them. Budweiser is fucking rank for starters, as is Becks Blue. The Bavaria 0% is okay, but believe it or not the Stella 0% is lovely. £2.50 for four bottles in Asda and it goes down well if enjoying the taste and not being arsed about getting pissed is your game, rare as it is for some people. Heineken is okay but doesn't taste too much like lager and is sweet, and I'd give the Birra Moretti a go but at £1 a bottle I keep swerving it. The Erdinger one is another favourite and is described on the bottle as an isotonic drink. Gets to your thirst, fast. But 0% spirits? Don't see the appeal. May as well have a glass of 7up if you're going down that road.
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    little things that annoy the shit out of you

    Thinking you've got a couple of months before the new financial year to devise a new tool for work only for the director of the company booking a meeting in for this Thursday morning for an 'update and see where you're up to so far'. Currently at the *checks notes........* fucking not a thing stage.
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    Kate Upton NSFW

    She's absolutely smashing.
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    Small pleasures?

    If I could do that I wouldn't have bought an elephant.
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    Small pleasures?

    Yeah, I love doing that.
  10. Furmedge

    Most cringeworthy thing you’ve ever witnessed

    Was in The Asda the other week and a mate of mine was with his other half and they said hello as I was in the queue. I said hello back and called his current missus by his ex missus' name. They've been going out for 6 years and I'm still getting it wrong. Cue a 5 second awkward silence and a 2 minute further awkward conversation. One when I've wanted to ground to swallow me whole was when someone else said something in my presence. My sister in law turned 22 and I was around 30/31. A group of us went to a comedy club and me and the wife were the oldest in the group by a considerable number of years, as the rest of the group was made up of friends my brothers/sister in laws age. The compere was warming the crowd up and shouted out "Is it anyones birthday?", and a whoop of delight went up from our table from the 8 other people in the group, not me and the wife. "Who are you with, love?" says the compere, and without a hint of shame the sister in law shouts, "I'm just out with my HOMIES" with an emphasis on the final word. A groan of awkward discomfort came from people around us and me and the wife just stared at each other, whilst the remainder of our group whooped along. "Sorry girl, I didn't catch that" calls back the compere and asks her to repeat herself, and me and the wife are already scuttling our chairs away from he group. "I'm out with my <<dramatic pause>> HOOOO-MIES!!" The compere didn't even take the piss out of her. The stunned silence did that for him.
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    Bitcoin and other Crypto...

    I'm both hands in the bucket with this having read only the last page and feel lucky. What do I do?
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    Covid / Footy

    As it stands, it's only the English and Scottish leagues that are at risk to suspension unless the rest of Europe begins to creak under the strain, so the Euro's won't be cancelled to allow just our leagues to complete. They may play the Euro's and reconvene the season after its conclusion, pushing next years back again. Personally, I believe if the league is suspended it will take around 3 months to get back up and running again, and you've got contracts expiring, sponsorship, broadcasting contracts etc which was an issue last season and can't see them wanting to go through it all again. The answer? Fuck knows.
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    TLW Best/Worst of 2020

    Never heard of the cunt.
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    A list by a bloke

    Like the time when Jeremy Beadle turned up for your celebrity fisting?
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    *Shakes head* Everton again.

    Lots of long balls last night from Carlo's team. Maybe he's bought into their ethos.