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Faliraki 2006, went out for the England vs Portugal WC quarter final to a pub which was advertising a Euro a bottle. Full of England fans in kits, wigs, flags and face paints. Cunts must have packed their suitcases and thought to themselves, "Can't forget the red and white make-up, love!" England crash out, partly due to Stevie and Carra's penalty misses (if I remember correctly) and me and my mates are bladdered, turn to each other, shrug shoulders and decide to walk out to a club on the lookout for scantily clad ladies. Hundreds of England fans are in bits in the street, miserable as fuck. Noticed a lad from our hotel with his wife, they were in their forties, had spoke to him about football etc around the pool, including our shrewd free transfer of Fabio Aurelio that week and told him to cheer up. "Cheer up? Cheer fucking up? England have just been knocked out. I support Stoke! We win fuck all! It's okay for you!!" And do you know what? He was right, and has been ever since.

Factsch.

They've just signed a deal with Red Bull to become their official drinks partner. Rumours of a march between Stanley Park and the ground unless the cans say Blue Bull instead.

A salad sandwich for about a tenner.

Yep, I bought a lithium battery one a few months back, and it's great. I've got 2 x 40v 2Ah batteries which I need to complete the cut. My back garden is pretty big but the front is relatively small. My strimmer is the same brand and uses the same batteries as the mower, but can get all the grass cut and strimmed using both batteries. Just checked on Amazon where I picked it up from and it came to less than £300 for the mower, strimmer and additional battery. It says it can do the equivalent of two tennis courts but that's not true at all, so I'd definitely recommend getting a spare battery. https://www.amazon.co.uk/gp/product/B0721LYLZK/ref=ppx_yo_dt_b_search_asin_title?ie=UTF8&th=1

I joined the council gym recently. £33pm, all classes, pool, steam and sauna room included. Not moved from the gym part yet. Have you ever tried to pull your belly in when sat in the sauna?

If it means Everton get a sell on clause out of it, I'm out.

The cunt needs hanging.

Is that even possible?

Police reporting it as critical with loss of life expected. Hearing reports it was a group of children stabbed. https://www.liverpoolecho.co.uk/news/liverpool-news/live-updates-major-incident-southport-29634202

DH Gate should be all over this. I reckon their kits are better quality than the real thing.

I use the sprays from Renovation Station based in Warrington. We've an office based in the town centre so always pop my head in to them when visiting. Brilliant little company.

He's wiv da angles now.

He'd obviously flourish under Dyche, what with their tactical outlook being so closely aligned.