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According to Blue Moon the only reason we won is because Conor Coady let us. So I wouldn't get too carried away as we'll probably have these points taken off us tomorrow. Also we haven't had any injuries. I must have imagined Mane going off injured.

Just get him on the team bus back to Liverpool tonight and ring Wolves tomorrow with our credit card details.

I hope we buy him tomorrow.

Wolves fans booing Mane. Shitheads.

Wolves getting loads of lucky bounces and deflections here.

Did someone say Jack Grealish for £85m?!

#NeverForget

I know. I've waited for more well over 20 years for this and now it's here...well, I'm just really fucking happy. Even under Rafa's best moments I didn't really think that we were or even near being the best team in the world. But now you'd need a plastic surgeon to wipe the grin off my face.

Back on track, the Australian girl on the Trivago TV advertisements.

That's great. Reminds me of Mr Sparkle in the Simpsons.

They should bring Hodgson in. STEADY THE SHIP.

I enjoyed beating Everton in the semi final though, I have very fond memories of that trip. Actually same for the league cup final - not a great performance but a win. And the Chelsea final was poor (wasn't jay spearing playing??), although Carroll's disallowed goal should have been given I thought at the time. Still, that's all in the past now!

Ole is protected by the ring of steel of former teammates. It's great.

"How long did you say to give him Roy?"

Even the usually stone-faced Owen is looking at him thinking "you're a massive pleb".