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Zoom in and the hatred on the faces is something to behold.

Who's going to make the tea and coffee for the coaching staff now though? Or pass notes round the dug out?

Richarlson is a bad snide.

This is all making me feel quite giddy. Duncan Ferguson is everton manager - these truly are the days of our lives.

Thought Allison would have saved that first goal.

Moyes was a decent manager for them 14 years ago, but whatever powers he had have long gone. I'll be amazed if they go with him.

Fun and sunshine - there's enough for everyone. Apart from Everton, they're shit. No fun and sunshine for them.

Disappointing. Thought he was over his regular injury spells. VVD and Lovren will need a rest at some point. VVD and Gomez for bournemouth? Lovren and Gomez for watford?

He took the man u job when he was still everton manager, put in a low ball bid for their two best players when he said he wouldn't, then (allegedly) called the fans "a f**king disgrace" after taking 90 minutes of stick at old trafford. I didn't think everton's season could get more toxic, but maybe just maybe...

Rest the main players and play the B team for the first game. Give everyone a nice chance to lounge round Club Tropicana. Then pummel the finalists, become world champions and fly back to england after having a rest and some valuable tanning time.

Horrendous people. Hopefully they'll be found and banned by Everton. It was mentioned on Radio City this morning about how none of the mooted manager replacements are good enough for a club of Everton's stature. But what is their stature? They've won one trophy in 30-odd years.

They've got plenty of lower league players in the team already (holgate, calvert lewin, keane), should hold them in good stead.

I actually thought they were half decent going forward. But the players don't look arsed and the defence is shambolic. It's a hell of a pickle for our blue cousins!

The players barely looked arsed, which is worrying for the blues. Hilarious for the rest of us.