*Shakes head* Everton again.

[SlugTrail]

I could never hate someone who takes his wine in pints.

red wine gravy.

[Paulie Dangerously]

Going out in a blaze of glory today is Workbloo.

 

He is giving our new Spanish lad his ticket for tomorrow, he's only been in Liverpool a couple of months

 

WB - Do you know any Everton players?
SL - No, I will look it up tonight
WV - You know Wayne Rooney don't you?
SL - Yes
WB - He plays for Everton
SL - REALLY?!?!

 

 

WB -  You'll get hooked at Everton, a real stadium, real fans and a real club

SL - I have to say when I came here I really wanted to see Liverpool but it is hard to get a ticket

[Trumo]

Nil Cervezas Nisi Paella.

[JagSquared]

Imagine the fine coming out of his ears

[magicrat]

Going out in a blaze of glory today is Workbloo.

 

He is giving our new Spanish lad his ticket for tomorrow, he's only been in Liverpool a couple of months

 

WB - Do you know any Everton players?

SL - No, I will look it up tonight

WV - You know Wayne Rooney don't you?

SL - Yes

WB - He plays for Everton

SL - REALLY?!?!

 

 

WB -  You'll get hooked at Everton, a real stadium, real fans and a real club

SL - I have to say when I came here I really wanted to see Liverpool but it is hard to get a ticket

 

 

I assume your bluenose colleague hates Spanish people for some reason, 

[Paulie Dangerously]

Haaaa telling him how to get to his turnstyle

 

WB - up here, left past the Dixie Dean statue

SL - Who is Dixie Dean?

WB - HE SCORED 60 GOALS

 

He's now listing the firsts, telling him to read the side of the stands.

 

SL - Team of retirement for Rooney, he must be getting a great retirement pay!

 

I'm pissing myself 

[Paulie Dangerously]

SL *google the ground* Wow!

WB - No...that's a ground they were going to build on the Kings dock, here it is

 

This lad is sticking the boot in more than I ever could!!!

[deiseach]

Find out who SL supports so WB can tell him of all the matches they would have played against Everton ifithadinabinforheyseluefacollinakoemanschristmastree.

[Paulie Dangerously]

Find out who SL supports so WB can tell him of all the matches they would have played against Everton ifithadinabinforheyseluefacollinakoemanschristmastree.

 

Santander he supports.  

 

Workbloo just said "To be fair I've never heard of any of Racing Santanders players like" after googling them.

 

This kid is putting me to shame in the trolling front

[an tha]

SL's surname isn't Benitez or Alonso is it!

[Paulie Dangerously]

He's comparing the history of Everton and Santander side by side on wikipedia out loud.  

 

WB - won the 86-87 league

SL - Ah, a long time ago

[an tha]

All the rep in the world, Paulie if you can get him to say "You to Liverpool are like Espanyol is to Barcelona in Spain, yes?"....

[Razoray]

Allardyce: “I’m a positive person and have full belief we can turn this around quickly and deliver better times soon. As a famous song goes you have to hold your head high during storms.”

https://t.co/4oMHOmvDNR

Don't even dream of me leaving until i get the full whack of my remaining contract. And I'll fuck up the whole club until I get it.

[Anubis]

Crying laughing here. Spanish Lad is doing us proud.

[Nelly-Szoboszlai]

Forbes have released their 2018 billionaires list.

 

Moshiri at position 1394, valued at a total of $1.7bn.

 

There's some bloke called John something in 965th position, valued at $2.5bn. Most of it's in luxury yachts though.

 

I wonder if the blues will start calling it the biased "Red" Forbes, like they do with The Echo?

[Trumo]

This lad is sticking the boot in more than I ever could!!!

 

Let's be honest, it's like disparando peces en un barril.

[Captain Turdseye]

How many Freddos is $2.5bn? Someone do the math.

[Lee909]

How many Freddos is $2.5bn? Someone do the math.

 

About 6 these days

Its a national disgwace

[AngryOfTuebrook]

Yossi Benayoun played for Racing Santander.

[Karl_b]

Yossi Benayoun played for Racing Santander.

Yossi "Fucking" Benayoun, to give him his full title.

[JagSquared]

It’s a shame work bloo is leaving you had to take Spanish lad to Anfield just to get him to compare his experiences to his face.

[lifetime fan]

SL is a legend without even knowing.

[Ne Moe Imya]

SL is a legend without even knowing.

 

I have a feeling if you let the Spanish Lad read the last few pages of this thread he'd become a Liverpool fan for life.

 

Always had a soft spot for a boss Spaniard, me. Rafa, Torres, Alonso, Reina, Garcia, Cervantes, Penelope Cruz, Inigo Montoya off Princess Bride, er ... Arbeloa? Anyway, there are a good few.

[lifetime fan]

I have a feeling if you let the Spanish Lad read the last few pages of this thread he'd become a Liverpool fan for life.

 

Always had a soft spot for a boss Spaniard, me. Rafa, Torres, Alonso, Reina, Garcia, Cervantes, Penelope Cruz, Inigo Montoya off Princess Bride, er ... Arbeloa? Anyway, there are a good few.

 

There’s no question about Arbeloa, he was fucking ace.

 

Marked Messi out of the game on his debut! Only better debut I’ve seen was Rob Jones.

[Harry Squatter]

Check out @bittertwats’s Tweet: https://twitter.com/bittertwats/status/969956468769415169?s=09

 

The fat bellend from Birkenhead has a new song.