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Shaq Usher, little scamp of a brother.

Pep Guardiola = Carmela Soprano.

Sorry to hear that your Dad won't be going again Dave, probably sensible but sad all the same. I have a distant memory of him with the fanzine before realising that the actual Editor sat in front of me in the main stand. Must be 20 plus years ago,wow. Say hello to him from me.

Love the Tiger King reference, next thing is to blame it all on Carole Baskin.

Great read Dave, glad you're on the mend.

Little arms

Great round up Dave, a fuckin sock! Reminds me of the time when we had nice but dim Andy Caroll come on as a sub, he fell over twice before realising that he had the wrong boots on. Not blessed with brains some of them.

He’s a clown. He amuses me , love the Goodfellas esque reference towards Maureen, Dave.

Thanks for that, as long as their hatred and bile is there for amusement.

Like to dip in to blue moon forum now and again for a chuckle, like many others they have a thread dedicated to us. It looks like they have removed the entire thread over the weekend, rather disappointed.

Tactical fouling again.

In Lingards defence, I believe his mum is very ill, his grandfather just diagnosed with cancer and he is struggling to bring up his 11 and 14 year old siblings along with his own 1 year old. This by his own admission has affected his form.

Agree with all you say Dave but WTF what was all that about with big eared Lineker getting a hard on with the pitch invasion about " majic of the cup bollocks ". He even had the audacity to lift the cup up for all the marauders on the pitch to see and was very excitable about the whole thing. Don't see him repeating his antics to the Liverpool fans if they do the same in the replay. Cock he is and always has been.

Lineker is a cunt.

Great reports again Dave, glad you have put the ego of Paul Ince to bed, I remember that instance, "once a manc always a ...... ",