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Paulie Dangerously

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    Atlético Madrid (A) - CL, Tue 19th Oct 2021 (8:00pm)

    Get to fuck you tramps. Especially king of tramps simeone and suarez the rat tramp.
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    House fixy-uppy shit

    Repped for being what I wanted to hear. Cleaned the channels today and poured some water down. Noticed the drive bricks right next to the house had lost the cement/mortar whatever its called between them and a lot of the water was sinking through without making it to the channel pipe which looked in good nick. Not sure if I can just do the brush sand in it think or I'll have to get some cement to put in between? Cleared it all the way to the drain and made sure water was flowing freely etc now so will run the dehumidifier for a few days and wait for the next downpour.
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    House fixy-uppy shit

    Noticed a localised patch of damp in our living room on an exterior wall. Could be a small example of the dreaded rising damp as it has some of the telltale signs. Bought in December last year and survey carried out in July, no mention of damp but did notice no evidence of modern damp proofing. Only appears to be a recent problem as the new paint we put on has started peeling and with the recent bad rain it seems to have gone into overdrive. No previous discolouration or musty smells etc We've got a channel drain on the other side of the wall which the internet tells me could need unblocking/cleaning as that could be causing the problem which I'm going to have a go at tonight. Obviously, knowing my luck this won't sort the issue so I'll end up having to get a damp course put in. Anyone had one done recently?
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    The Foodie thread

    Gone to shit this thread
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    THE Sopranos thread

    Why don't you look in the mirror sometimes, insensitive cocksucker
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    The Foodie thread

    Negged for reminding me of the time RiS took 2 years to send me Swedish sweets after I sent him some of this.
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    Mohamed Salah

    At what point are you going to start flapping over his contract lads? I think by the end of October is when I'll start.
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    Your top 5 rewatchable movies?

    The running man T2 Shawshank Goodfellas Godfather
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    Nike deal

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    Greatest Away Trips

    Chelsea (a) Feb 2011 Days after selling Torres we went to Stamford Bridge. Went down on the Friday with my dad and a lad from our local. First night ended up in a pub near the bridge trying to get into a central American barmaids knickers after she invited me to a rock venue when she finished (howl in the moon or something) with loads of her southern mates buying me drinks. I went the bar and saw the prices for my round and just fucked off back to the hotel and had a wank. Next day as we were heading for some breakfast the lad we were with let out an awful loud fart as some fella walked behind him with his head down. He went spare ranting about someone farting in his face. When he realised we were scousers he was sound because he was West Ham and left us with, "You better beat those cunts today after farting in my fawking face!" All day drinking and then to the game. It was the most rabid I'd ever been to before or since. Everyone was ready to tear the head off Torres. I had to stop my dad from going on the pitch. Stewards trying to take banners of people getting told to fuck off. Agger elbowing Torres. The goal going in was a mental celebration. There were loads of pics of us giving Torres the finger and celebrating. We'd met up with my uncle who lives down there and as the fans were leaving scuffles broke out with Chelsea fans running at our fans. We lost my uncle, but found him standing next to a police van. Over the years this has evolved to him holding the hands of a policewoman and his protests of, "It was just bright so you could see it!" Don't wash. From the ground was hairy. Chelsea Gammons everywhere looking for scousers, it was the first time I'd seen a grown man roll his sleeves up for a fight. Ended up in a pub with a glass cheese room, menu with thousands of cheeses and we kept winding the cheese man up asking for babybels, dairylea and cheese strings. One of those weekends where you don't stop laughing from start to finish. It was the fart what won it.
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    Geordie Arabia

    The most noteworthy thing they've done since get knocked out the FA Cup by a team with ropes for a stadium was getting beat by us 4-3.
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    Police are cunts

    Angel of Death. Spicy.
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    Mohamed Salah

    Pay the man
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    Curling one out

    Knocking one out is a wank
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    Man City (H) - Sun 3rd Oct 2021 (4:30pm)

    Get in early. Get the atmosphere going. They'll brick it
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    What constitutes the perfect cooked breakfast?

    Can't get the image of thousands of baby chicks going through the blender in the chicken farms after I watched that Dominion documentary. Can't even stomach the thought of going near an egg. Suppose the dairy part had less of an impact. I'm still eating biscuits and that which have egg in. Just don't think I can see me cracking open a chicken period and quaffing it. It's a shame because I fucking love eggs as well.
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    What constitutes the perfect cooked breakfast?

    Really thinly slice halloumi coated in Paprika and then griddled until crispy. Its great.
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    What constitutes the perfect cooked breakfast?

    Lovely home cooked, meat-free brunch here. 2 quorn sausage patties 6 slices of halloumi "bacon" Tofu scramble: best one I've made so far Grilled chestnut mushrooms Turkish bread Excuse the dirty tablecloth, I couldn't be arsed changing it before I ate my delicious food. Haters gonna hate.
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    What constitutes the perfect cooked breakfast?

    Quail eggs Three hash browns Separate bowl for deep fried dog shit Orange juice with straw One sausage not cooked on one wide Person opposite has rocket on their breakfast What was it called, the cunt cafe?
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    Transgender stuff - what's going on?

    Error post.
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    Transgender stuff - what's going on?

    This will probably be the way forward. Allow anyone to compete with people who were born men and a seepage category protecting the integrity of women's sport and the safety of women. However, the turd in the grass will be setting the definitions of women.
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    Curtis Jones

    After a great start to his career, his form dropped off and he had a few knocks iirc. He was taking too long on the ball and making poor decisions with it. The emergence of Elliot, before his ankle went, made people make unfair comparisons. He's been coached and, as usual with Klopp, is improving. Actually think a season on loan to a lower PL team would be the makings of him, but unfortunately won't happen now. A player like him would cost 40 - 50m to buy. Hopefully he'll make great strides this season, as many scousers in the team as possible please.
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    Transgender stuff - what's going on?

    This quote stands out: "The difference in performance, even at the lower range of 10-12%, is not small in terms of competitive outcomes,” they add. “It would result in Adam Peaty being beaten by half the pool length in a short-course 100m breaststroke competition, Dina Asher-Smith by more than 20m in the 200m track sprint, and Sir Mo Farah being lapped twice in the 10,000m track race."
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    Kylie Minogue

    Great Post