Curly

Started at £17.95! I’d love to meet one mad cunt who paid that and ask them why. On second thoughts, no I wouldnt

Don’t agree with this at all - he needs to develop or change his game somehow. People mentioning him constantly in the same breath, or even as surpassing, Gerrard is fucking gear grinding

Is that actually a thing? I have noted that I’ve enjoyed toast when I’ve had it brought out unbuttered and then it doesn’t soak in. Maybe there is something to these toast racks

Potatoes, potartoes, Tone

I have questions: 1 - were the yokes runny? 2 - did they cook the sausages with hair straighteners? 3 - are they roast potatoes? 4 - if so, why? 5 - how long are you into your episode of violent wilds?

When tablets split out of the pop out packs - paracetamol we’ve got from some supermarket - own brand in a blue box - every single one of them I’ve had out of it has split and you have 4 pieces to swallow and can taste the bitter shitty taste. We’ve had them ages so I forgot for a while each time I’d have some as there had been a gap, but I remembered this time. They can fuck off

It’s just one of those things - I get there’s people who would crawl over broken glass to eat her shite, but it isn’t even that she annoys me herself, just looking at her irritates me. It doesn’t make sense really, but then you watch that “I had some time to kill” video and the clouds part and everything is clear again. She should come with one of these…

No chance that one is real

Back doors firmly kicked in. FUUUURRRRMLEH!

He did! From his mouth too. I put it in my special requests section. Very accommodating of them

It’s come - quicker than expected or needed in my mind, but it looks great - high hopes.

That looks clean and tasty. The sausages are looking a bit “cost effective” you might say, but looks good that. It’s provoked me to order one

You scruffy bastard

Sounds like an attempt at an alibi this. ”The defence draws attention to article 3.4 - a post made by the defendant on a f*o?b&ll forum”

Fucking hell. He’s still telling that story at 3am with a bluey hanging out of his nose isn’t he?