Curly

No - he’s says “as you know, it’s my last year in the club and I just want to enjoy it”

That’s what makes me enjoy it so much when we win - that horrible arrogance they used to carry after beating us throughout my childhood. And how arrogantly and aggressively they celebrated the wins - players included with Beckham, Neville etc. Lingers in me forever that. And makes me fucking love doing it to them. The way we’ve started, the way we play and the feeling of momentum slot has built with squad and fans, I’m feeling uncharacteristically incident for this one. And there’s none of the brainless “4, 5 or 6” shouts this time either. 1-3 to the mighty red men.

Exactly the same for us. I kept getting kicked out of the queue, but Mrs Curly managed to select tickets a couple of times and then got jibbed off

Sorry mate - read that message from me back and comes over a bit wanky - was half cut and happy. Yeah, dogs are boss. I’ve got my dog’s name tattooed on me with my wife and little lad altogether on my forearm, and people laugh or take the piss, but like you say about Suzi, he is legitimately family and I love him like that too. My wife, my son and my mutt are my 3 favourite and most loved things ever - he’s just as much part of this family as the rest of us. My old man didn’t understand it though

It’s fucking shite. The system is fucked. Same with Liverpool tickets. Enabling legal ticket touting. It can fuck off

This is just a guess, but I’m going to say that you’re not a natural dog person, mate - purely based on the number of “it” references. My old fella used to have loads of “mutts” growing up, and would be so confused about the new age thinking towards them. “We used to go away, leave the back door open, and ask the neighbours to pop in and feed them every now and again”. Love the thought of his dog wandering around Vauxhall, nodding at neighbours and getting a treat or two along the way. At ont point he actually sat me down and pointed out that our dog was “just a dog, and not a human”. I begged to differ.

Looking at that is making me wonder why the fuck I ate it without taking it back. I was working at the same time and trying to multitask. The adult thing to do would have been get a coffee and crack on with the work, but this thread won’t disrespect itself

It was average. The undercooked bacon was better than it looked, but the toast, egg and has browns were the best bits, which says it all. Im heading over to a Wakefield Morrisons this avvy to see if I can bump into Yorky and demand an apology

I’m getting my car cleaned after an adblue spillage in the boot, so found myself in the Morrisons cafe with my work laptop, so thought I’d get a Yorky special - full English. Not started it yet - thought I’d get it on here first. Looks alright to be fair. Will be shite though I’m sure

Another one is when you explain a gripe, and people don’t understand what you mean

I’ve not explained myself properly - aye is correct the Scottish version and the pirate version - it’s pronounced “eye”, as in “aye aye”. ”Ay” as in “ay, yo” used in hip hop lingo, is now thrown onto loads of stuff and it’s always incorrectly written as “aye” and it pisses me off. I have no issue with the traditional used “aye” for yes. When there’s a foul at football I commonly shout “aye aye, ref”. I hope I’ve made myself clear

The use of the word “ey” or “ay” as basically “hey” without the H. That’s fine - whatever. It’s an urban American thing I see everywhere and ok, that doesn’t bother me. What does piss me off is how this young generation are spelling it - “aye”. That is pronounced the same as eye, as in “aye aye, captain”. Just stop it younguns. You cunts

I always said he should get that birthmark looked at

Just nonsensical and/or contradictory things usually

This type of comment always makes me scratch my head. Particularly from someone actively engaging in a football forum and various topics