Geoff Woade

We have distant family that are American, in their 80’s. One of their main arguments why they aren’t having the vaccine is because ‘it alters your dna and that can make you infertile and reduce life expectancy’ We don’t talk to them much.

At work years ago and we had the executive director come in so it was all about everyone being on their best behaviour. He comes in and his head, neck, basically any skin you could see was glowing red. The woman who was the office loudmouth goes ‘ooohh av you bin on yer ‘olidays love, yer look very sunburned’ really loud. He just looked her dead in the eye and went ‘no, I’ve got a condition and I’m waiting to hear if it’s terminal’

I bet they won’t be letting Reynhard make the drinks at half time.

Should be easy for him to prove then for him shouldn’t it. If I was genuinely hacked I’d be handing over everything I could so they could check the IP address and anything else to get to the truth.

Just about to post this, seems to be a woman driver speciality. Waiting to turn right out of a T junction, not today pal, and certainly not if it’s a Fiat 500 that wants to turn into your junction. Try to explain to one why it’s sometimes easier just to let someone out and give yourself more room to make the turn and you’ll usually be met with a look of utter confusion as it’s clearly never occurred to them.

My graph reading skills may be shite but is there not an argument that maybe less people are being sent to prison for a month or 2 these days and are instead being given more non custodial sentences for those crimes? So when people are actually being sent to prison it’s for the more serious stuff which would attract the longer sentences?

I hope they go ahead with the plan that only the kid with it goes home and the others monitored via testing. That way you’d hope in the vast majority of cases the kid would only get it once and their schooling only interrupted the once as well. Can’t carry on like they are now with whole classes or year groups having to go off.

Feels like it’s going worse now than at any point. Both my kids are off school, one with the year group isolating, the other started coughing an hour into the start of the school day and has been sent home and now pending a test result. It feels like it’s absolutely rife. Everyone I know has either a friend or relative who’s got it or had it very recently. Admittedly most I hear about aren’t getting ‘that’ sick off it past cold like symptoms for a couple of days but it’s causing absolute chaos with then having to isolate. Mate of mine had it, whole house in 10 days isolation. Last day and the son went down with it so restart on the counter. Absolute hell on earth.

I was on holiday a couple of years ago and got talking to a clearly well to do older bloke from the south (red jeans / whacky socks etc that rich old blokes seem to wear). He asked where I was from, I told him and he went ‘Christ, I was talking to a chap who said he was from Leeds earlier so there must actually be some money in the north then?’ It’s really off the perception some people have of the north. I’d have thought the cost of housing in the south would mean that everyone is living on beans.

Christ that is one dopey looking chap. She’s incredible though. Fair play to him, making the best of the hand he’s been dealt. The spawny cunt.

They could get anyone off the street to come in and manage England and I bet they’d all achieve the same as Southgate. Walking embodiment of a wet fart.

It’s an odd one isn’t it. Should there then be a list of ‘approved jobs’ that transgressors are allowed to do or should they be forced into a lifetime of unemployment? And then given more shit for being scroungers. Difficult conundrum.

I’ve had a tit give me the covid excuse for not coming when he said he would to even do a quote for decorating. These pieces of shit.

Andy Cole - decent strike rate but seemed to miss 6 before scoring Harry Kane - don’t get the fuss Beckham - with George Best here - no left foot, no pace, couldn’t tackle, couldn’t head Agree on Morata - crap Downing, championship player with a good agent