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Geoff Woade

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  1. Geoff Woade

    Jordan AKA Katie Price

    A few years ago there were rumours a Holly Willoughby sex tape was going to find it’s way on to the internet. I even took a week off work in anticipation and broke the ‘refresh’ key. All for nothing sadly.
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    Instant cunt identifiers

    Grown men who want a fuss making on their birthdays.
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    Police are cunts

    He’s fucked. No way they aren’t throwing away the key.
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    Rate the last film you watched...

    Try ‘The Chaser’ It might change your mind
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    Rate the last film you watched...

    If it helps I can recommend watching ‘I saw the Devil’ if you can find it anywhere. Fucking brilliant.
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    Rate the last film you watched...

    Don’t get your hopes up pal. It’s pretty average to be honest.
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    Famous people you've met.

    A bloke from my old work went to school at Altrincham Grammar and said Fred the Weatherman was teaching there at the time. He maintains they made them do their swimming lessons naked.
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    Famous people you've met.

    Doesn’t surprise me. I bet he was a complete cunt away from the tv cameras. Something deeply sinister about him, I never got why he got his bollocks licked by everyone. Like the Roy Hodgson of the tv world.
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    Have a rant thread

    You’ve done well there. I’d have been trying my hardest to hold it in and remain nice but would have gone into a full blown Bill Burr style rant.
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    I saw the video of his ‘we threw everything at it’ and then reeled off a list a mile long of things that ordinary people, especially in America would have no chance of affording. Charlatan.
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    There seems to be a portion of society who seem to think that how good you are as a person is based on how willing you’d be to kill a ‘peedo’, with bonus points for describing the torture methods they’d use on them first. I used to go out with a woman who lived on a proper rough estate. I have never seen the locals as excited as when they found out there was one living on the estate, hordes outside this blokes flat chucking things through the windows, threats, the full shebang. Obviously all being filmed on phones. It was like a carnival, the ice cream van even turned up.
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    Man City - the new bitters?

    Just google the name and there are other decent editorials