Redder Lurtz

Fuck me. They're handing 4th place to manyoo and you're all happy about that?

Can't believe I've not watched Ozark before now. Fucking brilliant telly. Just smashed the first two seasons in a week.

A nice comfy win for Seansea would do nicely now. If Leeds drop 5 points from their last 4 games and Brentford win all 3 of theirs Leeds end up in the playoffs again. And I think their bottle will go. Again.

Coutinho please.

Well that's fucking annoying. Fucking Burnley. Out-Dyched.

Curtain haired fuck.

I've quit. Bit of a wrench after nearly 5 years and a couple of CAMRA awards but given that the bar is small I wouldn't get more than 10 people in it with the reduced footfall and social distancing. I used to take over 6 grand a week. I was paid a weekly retainer plus 20% of turnover. I'd be amazed if it takes a third of that now. Since lockdown I've been delivering 5l containers of real ale to peoples houses all over Leeds and it's been incredibly busy. I've really enjoyed having evenings and weekends to myself for the first time in years too. The delivery setup has gone to the next level. I've set up a company called The Yorkshire Ale Man. I'm having a web site built, I've got some premises and I'm moving on to metal 5l mini casks which I'll be sending out with DHL nationwide. As they say, one door closes and another opens but this was my own decision. I want nothing to do with the shitfest that pubs are going to have to deal with. More hassle than it's worth and I reckon we'll see big localised spikes in infections. I still have the app on my phone with which I can access the security cameras in the bar. I was more than a bit stunned on saturday to see an ICU nurse who I know very well and who's been telling everyone there's gonna be another spike, sat drinking in there with her husband.

Where's our fucking trophy you cunts.

The Contract Never thought Morgan Freeman could star in such a pointless, diabolical waste of 90 minutes like this. Absolute shite. Avoid. 1/10

Bogdan to Ferencvaros on a free. Devvoed obvs.

Got pissed in the back garden yesterday afternoon. Came inside to watch the match. Fell asleep before kickoff and missed the lot. Ffs.

Preston legend David Beckham

I'm more than a tad fucked off about this debacle.

First time I saw them was Hull University in 98 / 99. They opened with Get Miles. Ottewell absolutely killed it. Brilliant.

I was there. Leeds.