Redder Lurtz

City and United scrapping it out for 13th place there.

Fucking fantastic win, that. Bar the daft error we were absolutely fucking awesome.

Get the fuck in Snoop Doggo lad.

Mané scores that.

And another thing. Why do they allow a passage of play to continue before flagging for an offside now? What's the point?

I don't get the benefit of the new goal kick rule, having players in the box. Especially playing against a pressing team. Makes no sense at all.

Fuck sake

I can't wait to play Fulham. We'll have a fucking field day.

Half of blue moon want Guardiola out.

If that was a pen (it was) why wasn't one awarded against slabhead yesterday for exactly the same thing?

About a year ago I was cleaning the lines in the pub one night, something I'd done late at night, once a week for 4 years without incident. The wooden floor of the bar is directly above where I was standing in the cellar. I heard Mrs Lurtz come into the bar with our Jack Russell, Charlee. I distinctly heard her heels walking across the floor of the bar above my head and Charlee scampering across the floor. I went upstairs to the bar to find........ nothing. Nobody was there. I rang Mrs Lurtz to see if she'd been in but I woke her; she'd been asleep in bed the whole time. I'm a massive sceptic when it comes to ghosty shit but I genuinely have no explanation for what happened that night.

Doors all day long Clive.

Oh fuck off citeh

Oh fuck off Leeds

Bunch of fucking hippies, you lot. This is going to be won by some shitty, beige, bland bunch of long haired, corduroy flares wearing, whining crooners. Bag of shite.