Redder Lurtz

Chalk that off you bent cunts.

That's a fucking outrage. Cunts.

Don't know if you noticed but we've been getting beaten by dross in the league this season. I'd have absolutely zero confidence in Naby producing anything close to a performance which would help prevent that. Genuinely can't remember a worse no. 8 at the club.

Toothless, gutless, clueless, fucking embarrassing.

Cheating diving little cunt.

I think this just highlights how fucking shite arsenal are.

I think our away goal is a bit moot. No way we're keeping a clean sheet at home. Fuck this cunt of a season.

Stop kissing your badge you fucking gimp.

Fuck. Sake.

Played Trent.

Can someone remind me how much we paid for Naby Kieta so I can cry into my can of kronenbourg?

Fuck. Ing. Beautiful, that. Great results all round today. I also cooked awesome fillet steak and drank bloody Maries and I'm now balls deep into a fantastic bottle of malbec. Worra day.

Absolutely smashed these tonight. Fuck yeah. Malbec'd off my tits too.

Chelsea just got smacked 5-2 at home by west brom. Not much is gonna spoil my enjoyment of that.

Get the fuck in West Brom