Redder Lurtz

Thanks for that. May I politely suggest you shove it up your arse sir.

Thanks for the ideas. Think I've decided to cycle the Leeds - Liverpool canal. Relatively flat, beautiful countryside and shitloads of pubs.

It concerns me somewhat that you've managed to dig that picture out. I've only just realised that I have a particularly long arsecrack.

Are you female?

Begging your pardon sir but my opinion isn't 'complete rubbish'. Corbyn has done the sum of fuck all constructive during the brexit farce. I'm not a particularly politically motivated individual but I'm struggling to identify a single member of parliament who doesn't get right on my fucking tits right now. As for a Corbyn led labour government - he's not showed a scrap of anything resembling a meaningful challenge to the status quo of late. He's actually the most unpopular party leader at present accordng to an article I read last week. Come a general election, though, his publicity machine will be directed towards generating votes from the gullible youth sector. If he gets in he'll have been elected by the generation who think Titanic was just something that happened in a film and who reserve the right to be gender identified as a fucking piano. Awesome. Sadly there isn't anything resembling a credible alternative either. What an utter shower of cunts we have in the Commons these days.

I wanted to spend 4 days canoeing on the River Wye in August with a few mates but they've all backed out and I can't book a solo trip for safety reasons. Looking for ideas on how to spend a few days away from it all, midweek. Can't be arsed hill climbing or anything like that. Just want to do something relaxing and serene. Thoughts?

He's an absolute prick. Self serving fraud and a fucking upstart. No different from 99% of the other cunts who sit in that house. I'm absolutely sick to death of every single one of those arseholes.

Lizzy Hale: Taylor Momsen Kelli Mayo and Peyton Bighorse: and of course Brody Dalle:

Philomena Cunk is filth but I'd have to give her a quarter to go downtown and have a rat gnaw that thing off her neck.

Margot Robbief is fucking stunning but that right there is a proper woman. Phenomenal.

Anyone know which match that was from?

I will never, ever tire of watching that. There's so much going on. Quite brilliant.

Shaving rash

Looking good but what I fear will fuck us up is that I'm convinced citeh will beat utd. The goblin's on the back foot now and I can't see them getting anything against the blue manc cunts.

Haha. Loads of West ham biffs left the stadium when they were losing.