Redder Lurtz

Thought I'd just leave this here...

A former gp of mine told me to go for a walk when I felt low. Belting, cheers mate.

I got applauded and cheered by a group of people in Southport this week for calling a traffic warden a wanker after he'd ticketed me.

Just copied and pasted that to my mum (edited out the profanities). Really means a lot pal. Thank you.

Always hated this thread. Never thought I'd see the day I'd contribute to it.

Cheers lads. One of the hardest things is that my folks retired to Devon. I've not seen them for over a year and a half because of fucking covid. He's in hospital but hopefully home next week and I'm due my 2nd jab so at least I'll be able to visit.

My Dad has just been diagnosed with pancreatic cancer. They're doing more tests to see what more they can find out but it doesn't look good. He's 81, from Birkenhead and I'm fucking devvoed. What an arsehole of a disease. By all accounts it's one of the most lethal yet under researched cancers.

Fuck the haters. I'm Welsh by birth so was disappointed they didn't go further but I now genuinely hope England win it. The feelgood factor for the country is a massive boost after the last 18 months of shite. I won't be singing or cheering any of them on with the exception of Hendo if he scores and / or gets to lift the trophy. But I'll be watching avidly and hoping they win. There's plenty of time to go back to hating other clubs and their players and all the horrendous shit that surrounds the game in a few week's time. Some of you need to chill the fuck out and just try and enjoy something good happening in the country.

Fuck it. I wish Ingurland well. Hell of a tough performance, they worked hard for it. Hope they win it tbh.

To be fair I could have put that away from that pass from Neco.

Amazed Tiddley goy to half time before emptying his balls over Varane going to United.

The meltdown on twitter over the team selection is most amusing.

It's £20m in total. Not £20m each.

Electric guitar. Badly.

Thanks. You're all cunts, mostly. I'd expect nothing less.