Edward.

I heard Chris Boardman on the radio say it was the Olympics it doesn't matter about crowds.

Ebony’s laugh makes me want to stomp on her face.

The last wasn't really Parker either.

Had barracuda in Cambodia best thing I have ever eaten. Also love sea urchins freshly picked.

I just spread my hands and give them a sympathetic look with a nod of the head.

I'll have to give City of God another go only lasted about 5 minutes, too emotional for me at the time.

Yeah we were stuck at some lights next to a petrol station, everything behind us just drove over the garage forecourt all in different directions. Could have been Cambodia.

Even turning left into a build up of traffic people still won’t let you out preferring to join the queue one car closer to the front.

People who would rather block a junction than let you out.

Did he score a goal to get England to a World Cup?

Yep first time. been in bed in and out of fever type symptoms. Had some pretty crazy dreams too.

I've had both jabs last one in April, tested positive today. Feel like shit.

Got knocked over by a taxi walking home from the pub, broke a few ribs, punctured a lung and broke my shoulder. That was about 5 or 6 years ago and the shoulder still hurts.

Fuck me military operations almost complete off to the pub.

Been sent out to Tesco to buy an England top for her and her sister so we can go the pub to watch the match. Getting called a miserable cunt because I won’t wear one. Personally I enjoy being the only miserable cunt not to celebrate any England goals in the pub. I don’t think this is f@@tba!! Related.