Em City

"Joe Cole looks like a minor character in a Guy Ritchie movie." Credit: my mate.

Embarrassing is right. Cerrone is a game veteran but he had no business being in there. Masvidal v McGregor would be an awesome fight but I think Masvidal would be crafty enough to win. Usman, however, would crumple him like a crisp packet.

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Tosun trolling the Bitters. Lovely.

Chelsea 14, Athens 07 and Kiev are standouts, but the worst I ever felt personally was probably the away defeat to City in the league last year, out sole league defeat all season. Everything from the clearance off the line to the Kompany red card went right for them and after it, there was a gnawing sense of inevitability that they were going to pip us no matter what we did.

My dad watched the match because it was live for once. "Christ, Everton can't be that bad surely? They're fuckin' chronic." He can be quite perceptive, I'll give him that.

Jones Gomez Adrian

Lord knows I, along with innumerable others, have been on his back for a long time but he has been immense these last few weeks. We haven't missed Fabinho at all and I can't think of a higher compliment than that.

That does it, we're the best team on the planet.

Too right.

Woke up this morning with a hangover, shame and to a Tory majority. This is just the news I needed - absolutely fucking buzzing.

Absolute no-brainer. This one has got me very excited.

I could hazard a couple of guesses.

My mate lived and worked in Watford for two years. By all accounts, it's a feral shithole.

Wan-Bissaka is a really good defender to be fair.