Em City

Peter Oborne is one of the few conservatives out there with any intellectual integrity. Unfortunately, it appears we are rather fucked.

Mature. Go wank off to your Harry McGuire poster, soft lad.

As others have explained, it's a £30 million plus outlay for a player for just one season of service. Do you get off at being this constantly obtuse?

That can't be right, surely?

Troy Parrot is Irish. Not Declan Rice "Irish" either, so we don't have to demean ourselves by begging a 19 year old to play for us.

Yeah, he's a massive cunt. And to think there are still quims out there who still idolise the scumbag.

I won't step foot inside Anfield until he comes back.

Hoever is a stud, Salah is playing like a spud.

I'm no Origi fanboy, cult status/meme material stuff aside, but if this Macheda comparison is the hill you're going to die on, you'll end up looking ridiculous.

After over three years of being a pudding, I am finally back to being somewhere near my old shape. Training is still sporadic but the pace is increasing along with the distances. I've dropped from 70kg to 59/58 kg in a couple of months. Went out on Monday after 5 days off and ran 10 miles in 70:55 with an average heart rate of 150 beats per minute. I've forgotten how much value hard training can add to my life.

No.

That's me convinced. Go get him, Jurgen.

If we're going for anyone at Left Back, we should go for Bertrand. He's extremely athletic and a very decent crosser. Pretty defensively solid too from what I've seen.

70 million? Hahahaha They are truly fucked.

Wan Bissaka is brilliant. If they get him for 30 million or less, that's a good piece of business. Maguire for 90 million must be a joke, surely? It's like when you take over your team's rivals in Footy Manager and drive them into the ground.