Em City

I would like to think I played a large part in hounding JermainePennant off here. Probably my greatest achievement in life that.

Fucks sake. Thought he was dead.

Very long but extremely good film. I'm 27 but the last 20 mins had me in mortal fear of old age. Honestly, all the shootings and car bombs weren't half as scary as that nursing home.

Almiron is shite. Saint-Maximum is fun to watch. Could see him be very frustrating if he played for us though, like a turbo charged Luis Garcia.

Negged for being yourself.

Negged for " Mou Mou". Take that shit somewhere else.

Wankers on bein sports still going on about the non-penalty. Yum, tasty bitter tears.

Richard Keys is somehow an even bigger cunt these days. Looks well fed as well, the porcine bastard

City are incredibly good, their passing is sublime.

Yep, obviously a very talented player but he tends to play on the fringes a bit too much.

If Bravo is playing, I'd be tempted to play Ox and tell him to hammer shots at goal every chance he gets. No doubt Braceface will make a miraculous recovery though.

https://www.football365.com/news/barca-still-bleeding-as-anfield-syndrome-infects-new-signings Music to my ears.

I mean, I've been watching football for nigh on three decades now and that Firmino decision had me googling the offside rule at half time to make sure that hands and arms didn't count for offsides only for Martin fucking Atkinson to give a bogus decision over an armpit being maybe a millimetre off. It needs to be fucked off sharpish.

I was a big proponent of it before as I thought it would go a big way to clearing up a lot of ambiguity around the game, but they have have somehow found a way to make a total arse of it and it has made things even more confused than before.

Only the second pass to Kolbe and he does that. Genius.