Em City

Yep, they've given their fans exactly what they have always demanded - opening the coffers to buy shiny new toys. They only saw their arse about things when the on-field results kept being shite. Then, it was all about the leaky roof and outdated training ground. It'll be interesting to see if Neville, after spending years on his anti-Glazer soapbox, will speak out against "Sir Jim". I suspect he won't say a word about it, the obsequious little toad.

"They went out and poached Ashworth, Jason Wilcox, etc, and still have this jobber and his scruffy patron seemingly running the football operation. It looks very much like typical United behavior - bring in a few big names that the higher ups probaly read about in the papers, and cook up some LinkedIn shite about having the "best in class" in a desperate attempt to be appear to be the big dogs again. They're going nowhere, and it's absolutely glorious." I posted the above on the Ten Hag thread (how great is it that there are multiple topics on their continued failures). I wish I could claim some keen foresight but it's just common sense they would hamstring themselves with their own hubris. That's the real United Way. I'm starting to think the Glazers are some of the smartest business people in the world. They bilked £1.25 billion off a substantially richer man for him to be their lightening rod.

I honestly think Cunningham is a bit special. He was on our game against Newcastle last week and was asked about Quansah playing right back. "Slot clearly doesn't fancy him, he knows he can't defend." Nothing to do with him being out with a hamstring injury for the previous three weeks, then. Moron. Given is a proper bitter cunt, we're talking Neville levels of bitter.

Lookman is class. Another fantastic decision by the Blueshite letting him go for peanuts.

Top defending there from the "best Premier League right back ever."

How is Dean Henderson still a Premier League goalkeeper? He's complete muck. Whenever I see him, I can't forget that game away at Old Trafford when he left Salah with two thirds of the goal to aim at, like a hungover Sunday league keeper who lost his bearings.

Nah, we definitely would have lost today in those conditions. Now we can give the players much needed rest, play a scratch team on Tuesday and recoup for the next league game. If anything, it puts pressure on Arsenal to eat into our lead and it's pretty evident how they handle it when the onus is on them.

I love that Code repped this. His sarcasm detector chip is clearly in need of replacing.

This. He's the same bitter, twisted, malignant narcissist he's always been. People only buzz off him now because he's a has-been. This is the same chap who hooked his finger into Tito Vilanova's eye and the hid behind his staff with a big smirk on his face.

Fucks sake, you'd want very badly for him to do well, but he just doesn't have it. He's been here over two seasons and he's made virtually no improvement at all. Time for him to go.

Musk wants to put microchips directly into people's brain, yet he's the one fight for "freedumb". That's the level of critical thinking you're dealing with here.

Les Reed

I watched their games against Bournemouth, Brighton and Spurs. They look like us in 22/23 - completely shot. We should be aiming to pack the side with as much pace and power as possible and run right at them from the very first minute. It's up to us really: if we're on it, we'll wipe them off the park: if not, we'll likely be leaving a golden opportunity behind us. Kelleher Bradley Konate (Gomez if Ibou isn't fit) VVD Robbo Gravenberch Szoboszlai Jones Salah Nunez Diaz

More GAA players, please.