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29 or not, Thiago is a bargain at 35 million. He would give our midfield a whole new dimension.

2 - 0 to Atalanta. Lovely second goal too.

Erdinger? He really is perfect.

Got this for my birthday a while back. Good a time as any to drink it.

They'll be up for it but there's Fernandinho and they'll have to play Walker, Otamendi and Mendy/Zinchenko in their back four. If the front three are on it, we could cut them apart. Look for Bobby early doors, if he's playing well, we'll win easily.

They're 1990s Liverpool and Solksjaer is their Roy Evans. As long as he's there, they will be nothing for us to worry about.

Forgot how utterly fucking clueless JP was. Glorious levels of fuckwittery

And the award for best football name goes to

Split from his third as of 2019. His first wife was also his second cousin.

I don't want to get drawn into writing an essay, but I'll try to keep it brief. Giuilani ran for the Republican Presidential ticket in 2008. He was briefly the frontrunner, based almost entirely on his image as 'America's Mayor', an image he garnered post 9/11. His run as favourite was pretty brief and was assassinated by a now famous barb by Joe Biden, who was himself in the running for the Democratic nomination. 'Giuliani is "probably the most underqualified man since George Bush to seek the presidency," he says. Rudy Giuliani - there's only three things he [needs] to make ... a sentence: a noun and a verb and 9/11.' From what I can gather, he spent between 2008-2016 working as a consultant and partner in his own private firm, making a fair sum of money. He reemerged properly on cable news in 2016 as a staunch defender of Trump, even sticking by his old friend in the aftermath of the infamous "pussy tape". He was widely thought to be pushing for a serious portfolio in the administration and, along with Chris Christie, was thought to be one of Trump's preferred choices for Attorney General. This was quickly nixed as both would never be able to be confirmed in the Senate. Since then, he has continued to make appearances on television defending Trump in more and more outlandish ways and he is widely cited to have acted in a personal activity for Trump in enacting the president's dirty diplomatic deeds, most notably in the Ukraine affair. The recent spotlight on brutality and racial prejudice within the police force has thrown into focus his record as mayor of New York City in the 1990s where 'stop and frisk', widely touted in conservative circles for years as the panacea to New York's longstanding crime problem, was in practice a systematic method of brutal discrimination against the city's ethnic minority population. Doubt has now been cast over his 9/11 heroics; I'll leave the following link below for anyone who cares to watch to make their own assessment. http://www.rudy-urbanlegend.com I'm not sure why I wrote this like I'm a New York Times reporter, but hopefully it makes sense.

Lady GaGa is a ride. Her and Beyonce in that Telephone video - oh marone!

Jaysus, full of spelling errors that one. Gin will do that. UP THE FUCKING REDS - CHAMPIONS NO. 19

Love Sane, but going purely by the first team, a creative mid is our only miss. De Bruyne all day for me.

Might sound mad but there's no player in the world it would rather have in our XI, Mess included. Midfield of Fab, Gino/Hendo and De Bruyne and we would win 37 league games with a fluke draw.