Paulie Dangerously

We're also very good at the sit down sports like cycling and rowing.

Can't help but think this is a little tasteless, if well intentioned

Under appreciated post. Can't wait for the shouts that Delph would walk into our team.

Give lady footballers male soldiers wages

I know blues who won't have the colour red in their house so this amused me

The ceremony on Handmaid's Tale

Just back from W1R1. Embarrassed at my levels of fitness when I used to do 3 sub 25min 5ks a week. I've been fooled by my weight as it's stayed the same as my muscles have turned to flab and my bitch tits are back. No more.

Delph and Costa would be good signings for them. Two players who, although can't play at the elite level, will surely propel them into the top 6

The bane of Barcelona

After abandoning exercise for my PGCE I'm going to go back to C25k. I haven't jogged in about 2 years having been doing strength fitness before my hiatus. Shall I just start the programme from scratch?

The curse of Catalonia

Sounds like typical Bloo cab driver racial banter to me. 'african too dumb to speak the queens English mate'

Have to admit I'm surprised they got 60,000 in for their game.

Into these tea dumping cunts Lionesses

Dudek that mate. Look at the wobbly legs