Paulie Dangerously

Haven't seen any whoppers this year

It's because he doesn't sing the national anthem

Trouble abrewin"

You can zee why we're stalling over a contract. He injured himself kickimg a football today. Longevity will not be a thing with him. What a player when fit though

Give him the old Gini song

Shite that. Give him the old Mcmanaman song

For someone who's "thing" was meant to be blockbuster shooting he seems unwilling to pull the trigger a lot of the time. Are outside of the box shots banned by Slot or is he just having the yips?

Haha yer head has fell off lad! Sunderland, Middlesborough, Derby County and Coventry have all gone fro strength to strength with trophies galore from their new grounds. Typical bitter red

Arsenal away

Looks like the Everton Banter era is well and truly over. We've had a good couple of decades lads

Sick of seeing that Rosie Jones on telly. I get it's inclusiveness and a couple of years ago she was quite good on live at the Apollo etc. Now though, she's virtually unintelligible and her jokes take about 2 minutes for her to get through. Its very sad she has a worsening condition obviously as she's a young woman etc

Everyone's criticism of him last year was his ineffectualness in the final third. He's answering them so far this year. Long may it continue.

Name too close to Dribbling for me. Stick with Spearing

Just seen on the news that a keeper saved a penalty and rhe rebound for the first in footballing history!

I thought they were worse than United. Passive, slow and tactically inept. With the exception of that Leao who did a few good runs, and the Greek's summer holidays in the 3rd minute, they offered nothing