Paulie Dangerously

Heard the Goodison Roar from my back garden.

Had that at 100/1

Beef and pork mix

Hi Big Sam. How is your Everton redundancy money going?

Negged for that smug, overused, twitter phrase.

He's made his meme gif error for the banter lads now.

Shall we have a "shit food we like" confessional? For me it's cheap jam. The cheaper and more laden with sugar the better. I usually buy Aldi or Lidl bottom of the range strawberry jam for about 39p a jar. I fucking love it. 2% actual fruit? Get on my hot buttered toast.

Fuck me. I have a new found respect for your vegetarian resolve

First full week (and two days) as an NQT down and I am shattered. Absolute shock to the system and a million miles away from being a student teacher. Wins, losses, highs, lows it's been a roller coaster. A child left a tooth on my table which was interesting. Every day flies by because I'm always on the go. I have, so far, amazingly supportive colleagues fully sympathetic to new teachers and eager to help and give advice and help if needed. I've been let into the secret of there being "a special level of hell for teachers who don't help other teachers." Also had an insight into some of the cynicism which can build up in long established teachers and am determined not to go down that route with my attitudes towards the children and my work. Becoming increasingly aware of how children with needs are not being catered for due to budget restraints. My class has 4 children who could use 1-1 assistance but I have only 1 support staff which, although more than most other classes, isn't nearly enough. Playing ukulele has made me, by default, the head of music and I don't really have any idea what I'm doing with that but I've been told not to worry about it until Christmas at least whilst I settle in with the exception of finding songs for harvest festival. My class are fantastic though, despite the behaviour issues, and we've had a decent first week. Sure beats sitting on an office looking at spread sheets and wishing my life away.

Brilliant that mate.

I moved back in with my parents briefly in my mid 20s before moving in with MrsD. I was there 4 months and coughed up £250 a month. This was about 8 years ago. You're a mug.

KidD is desperate for a pet so we agreed she could have some fish. Our house is tiny so we have bought a 19l tank, it's just set up and we're letting it settle and all that. It has a filter and all that. I know it's too small for a goldfish but the spakkers at Pet Smart just vaguely pointed me in the direction of the "purple section" and couldn't give me any information on how many fish. The internet seems to suggest a few guppy types and a snail, or some shrimp. I'm going to a proper aquatics shop to get the fish but can someone give me some ideas so I can walk in and not look like a fish n00b?

Yeah it didn't work out too well for Gazza

The net spend boys will be quiet tonight.

Jonathan Walters was good