Paulie Dangerously

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I've missed loads of games this year. The euphoria has gone, even last year when it came back was the same. Remember going mental at Stamford Bridge when Mereiles scored, the relief when stevie hit that worldie in Cardiff, countless others which seem like nostalgia now. Those moments are gone. You'll notice it when the crowds are back, celebrations won't won't as wild or as loud because of the prospect of VAR. When is a goal not a goal? When a Virgin draws a wonky vertical line

Most forward foot

He's got tremendous moxi for a man his size

The Curry Guy

The boy Chris got me The Curry Guy book for my birthday. Done two so far, absolutely gorgeous. As close to a, "Curry house " curry as I've ever managed at home. Chicken Dansak and Bhindi Masala

We all now know who the forum chicken is. Manhood absolutely debased in front of us all.

He's mugged you right off

Madrid had clearly done their homework and he and trent were targeted a lot. Its hard to blame him, last year he was turning out for German farmers FC and this year he's facing Real Madrid in the European Cup quarter finals. He's not up to it but he's giving it his full effort. We can't really ask for more.

People in their 20s are "kids" to you

In the first 10 minutes I saw him jog back during a Madrid counter attack. Lazy, shit cunt. Trent, who had a mare, was left exposed on his side over and over because the Naby was too lazy or lacked the footballing intelligence to cover the side correctly.

We're considering whether or not to get the whole thing remodelled next year, as we only moved in Dec. Thusly, we're just having a trial year in the garden before committing to annuals or anything else really. Everything apart from the flowers and the grasses I mentioned earlier were here when we moved. I haven't checked Pinterest good idea. I will PM you up Neko.

Decided to add a bit of colour to the garden and made a small flower bed and put some Violas and some Stock (??? That's what it said on the pack) in. KidD helped, she's big into the garden at the minute. We don't really know what we're doing so we just spaced them put like the plant card said, and quickly watered them. Weeded quite a bit too but still lots of grass in the small flags. I have a weed burner which blasted it all with so hopefully I'll be able to brush it out. I'm already hating those slates. They're just a pain in the arse. Had to shift loads then cut through the plastic layer to get to the soil. No wonder everything is pot-based. I've spotted a place in the garden which gets virtually no direct sunlight during the day. I've moved a few things around so they get some sunlight and put my hardy grass in that corner. Someone mentioned an Acer, any other plants will not die in a purely shady spot?

I was pretty much 16 at the turn of the year after lockdown and being a lazy glutton. It's 40 for 2 bags. First order gets you a shaker and that. Each bag has enough for 36 meals. Coffee and banana flavours are sound, chocolate is a bit meh. I find they fill me up from dinner until tea time and they're quick to make. I use coconut drink (not coconut milk, like the plant based coconut drinks you get in aldi or Alpro if yours a millionaire) instead of cow juice. Means the think is about 500 calories. I started using them as just a way of counting calories.

Yup to both. When teaching, I won't eat from 7 until 12.45 except maybe an apple at break. I might get a rumble and realise I'm hungry but so fucking what? We don't need to graze all of our waking hours. At home it's more difficult. I find using an app to keep track of what I eat is the best thing for this.