Paulie Dangerously

Posted this in the parenting thread. If anyone is home schooling and wants some resources, quizzes, challenges etc DM me your children's year group and an email address and I can send some over

How's home schooling going? Certainly a change of pace for LadyD and I to teach our own. I don't think I appreciated how clever mine is. She's flying through the work the school have set so we are giving her more to do. She loves it as well which is great as she's really happy in school. They wanted to send her to one of those hubs but we weren't happy with her going to an unfamiliar school, teachers and children in such a horrible time so we're keeping her at home and working it out between us. Nice to spend some quality time with her too. After working in the morning we have been doing sorts. We've planned and made Roman sheilds with a sigil. Going to design the handle on them today and move onto our swords. Papier mache helmets for next week I think. Found a 30 day Lego challenge which were doing one a day as well if anyone wants it. Edit- I've also got loads of maths and English resources I can email over if anyone wants to keep their kid ticking over. DM me their year group and what you want and an email address I can send some stuff over.

Home made pizza. Toppings are jalepeno, vivera vegan bacon pieces and pineapple. Fully expect a negging from the anti pineapple nonces

I'm self isolating. Started coughing on Friday afternoon and it got worse yesterday. 111 advised me 7 days and my family 14

Typically ambiguous list from the government. Only 1 parents needs to be a key worker. Schools are not shutting. Staff will still be in, putting themselves and their families at risk. The key points of "if a child can at all be home they should" will be ignored. I get it. If you don't get paid to be off work it's a terrible decision to make. Doesn't make me not being able to see my nans or parents any easier.

My school will be opening, basically, a child care service for kids of key workers and vunerable children.

Ha! Now you know how it feels

5-0 reds

Fabulous. Delighted for you mate

'Son, why are you painting a mural of Gary Glitter on my best bedsheet?' 'I'm going to ruin the red shite's season mum.'

Got a 0-0 all over it this.

Harsh on Stig.

They're hired Langdon Rourke to do the work for them. It's happened. My head has fallen off

The roasting hot day beer garden first beer

Made a fish pie tonight, and frankly, it was fucking amazing.