Paulie Dangerously

"use your real voice Ben, you're not a dog" "This is my real voice woof woof"

Made a vegetarian moussaka before. Worldie.

Terry Henry

A great day for me. 100/1 This. The mancs sing murderers, always the victims and the s*n was right. The blues sing 2/3 and claim they're outraged that Dalglish wore a Suarez t-shirt.

Spent the day trying to keep 11 kids between the age of 4 and 11 socially distanced. Impossible. If schools go back start stocking up on your bog rolls for Lockdown 2: Electric Boogaloo. Interesting twitter thread for anyone thinking "some schools in Europe have opened" and the comparisons between their way and ours.

Any word on Brad Smith?

Happy Silverless Jubilee to our friends in blue

We're on course for a lockdown divorve if she keeps leaving the toaster on its lowest setting. She doesn't like anything to be over toasted. I honestly shudder when I hear my bread pop after a length of time, I know in my heart, won't have sufficiently toasted my bread and have to do it again. Gonna bin the fucking thing so we have to use the grill

Cut the handles of my Tesco bags lad.

I prefer the cheapest jam available. 90% sugar, 9% chemicals 1% fruit. Find me marmalade like that and I'd probably like it.

There's a direct correlation between people who prefer smooth peanut butter and people who have Union Jacks on their social media profiles as well as molest children.

The prebought mix is ok. I think they pandered to the marmite casuals and didn't put enough in. I make it myself with lashings of both. It's dreamy.

Mine has around 30 and I think that's typical for this area You, me and most of the rest of the country. I just don't think it's going to be safe. The government has conceded that its not going to be possibly to social distance in primary schools. As social distancing is the thing they want everyone to do to stay safe that Shirley means they can't consider it safe to send schools back? Especially the age groups mentioned. Their education is suffering, there's no argument there from me. I also lose sleep over children who don't have good home lives. They've been stuck there, away from school which is their happy place, since mid march.

Like France, Italy, Spain and Ireland then.