Colt Seavers

I don't normally watch other football other than lower league but fuck my that was shit; both teams were terrible both attacking and defending

"bare" I was in the pub yesterday and there was a group of scruffs using it in every sentence

That told me

FA Cup winners calling themselves FA Cup Champions, you're cup winners not champions

If anyone has Instagram Mane is live in the dressing room

Haha I forgot about their highest floodlights in Europe claim, they are pure Everton. Your post is spot on though, have a pint at @Redder Lurtz bar sometime free drink for every Liverpool fan is what I think he told me

Yeah I'd go along with that epitaph

Haha everyone remembers that but remember how he took on the not at all racist England fans who were on Barnes's back...top man for me Graham Taylor

This. They have gone about being such a massive club but are going on as if they have won the premier League. Fair fucks to them for supporting their team but they didn't even open some of their stadium early season. Coupled with the fact I'm getting shit off "fans" who wanted Bielsa out after the Villa game last year and I defended him but now he is better than Klopp Like I say not the proper fans who are ok just a lot who come out of the wordwork

Unfortunately it seems once you become a "regular" you have to sign up to the company line, or maybe I'm being a bit paranoid. Graham Taylor was another commentator I really liked

I like McCoist as a commentator the few times he's been on, didn't seem to tow the normal line and always spoke highly of us

I'm glad for my mates who are genuine normal fans that they are up but they have such a load of nobheads who jump on the bandwagon; however, I do wonder if that's just cos I live here I notice it more. That being said their claim of being "Champions of Europe" because they were robbed and never lost it is the most Everton thing ever

Question...if there is a bad decision like that where he has given him out caught, but then lbw is umpires call, which way does umpires call go? I'm guessing it's out but umpire didn't give him lbw....anyone know?

Mystic Meg over here

This could be an entertaining 30 minutes