Colt Seavers

"Champions League final came too early for Harry Kane" I'm embarrassed to have celebrated number 6 now

Harvey Elliott doesn't like this

Doncaster De la Hoya in shock defeat

Went out in Leeds for drinks after work and it's surreal. Pissed up Leeds fans in shirts all over cos they played a friendly with Man Ure. It's like they were in a cup final totally Evertonian level of bonkers

Would have gone with Woakes myself

Cheers guys was feeling pretty low last night, but am feeling a lot better this morning. Was good to get a different perspective on things and everything you said makes sense

Haha fucking brilliant, do you mean son? Her daughter is 14..unless he is a bit Savile....not judging mind

Needs to bring on another CB see this out now

This is brilliant..fair fucks to Tranmere

Cheers Tone. I have probably painted a bad picture of her based on this, she is lovely and the nicest person normally but her son is her Achilles heel which is why I lost my temper. She knows her friend is lying because my "mentallness" (sorry if that offends anyone just couldn't think of a better word) means I can't lie or I get massive bouts of guilt even over the littlest things.

Did Brewster play his 2nd into the floor on purpose? Like a young Richard Pryor

Cheers Stig I really appreciate that. Got my lad who is 11 and lives with me and keeps me on the straight and narrow. Just doing my head in how it all unfolded is a million reasons to bin me but I did fuck all that night.

Suffered from depression or anxiety or self hate for years on happy pills an all that. Went out for my gf sons 20th last week around 7ish little party in the local, my mates had been out since 1. My birds mate fancies my mate so is badgering me to ask him to come to the do, I know our lass wouldn't want them here as it's here family and they've been out since 1. Anyway here mate invites him without me knowing our lass isn't happy but I go and try and keep them at the bar away from anyone they can offend. So birds mate tells bird I invited them and all of a sudden I'm a cunt, I manage to speak to her and tell her what happened but she doesn't believe me, luckily my mate has the texts on his phone. The story then changes to I said my mate would shag her, which offended her. Which I did but that was why she invited him out. Anyway the birds go outside and our lass leaves her phone on the table, so I pick it up and put it in my pocket mainly because her son's gf family are proper scum and I don't trust them. Next thing our lass comes back pissed off but won't tell me why and "doesn't want to discuss it". I go back to my mates and try and keep them amused, next thing our lass has gone her sons gf is accusing me of all kinds of shit like taking her phone off her in a controlling manner and emotionally abusing her, and her son is threatening me. Next day I go to hers and she denies any of the emotional abuse stuff but bins me. I'm upset and not proud of the next bit but say her son is a skinny little cunt and at 20 he is lucky I didn't slot him. Now this is the reason I'm dumped and she has blocked me on everything, 2 and half years we have been together I don't expect her to take me back or be friends but surely I deserve 20 minutes to explain my side, its proper fucking my head. Sorry it's so long winded don't even know why I have posted just maybe needed to vent to people who don't know me. Driving me insane as I don't know what I could have done differently on the night? Got told I'm losing my job at end of August today too so not a great week.

Does anyone know how the disciplinary points in cricket works? Any chance Roy might be banned for final?

Yeah you would think they will end up doing that.