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    The new doctor

    Brilliant episode tonight, with the Doctor having to stop a time-travelling racist who was trying to thwart Rosa Parks in Montgomery in 1955.
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    Best comedy sketch

    Mitchell and Webb - A New Führer
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    The Local News Thread

    There are some cracking stories in local newspapers, which don't make it nationally (and are not worth starting a thread for). This thread shall be their repository. I'll kick off with the Morecambe reaper. http://www.thevisitor.co.uk/news/local/man-dressed-as-grim-reaper-arrested-1-1208455 A man standing outside Morecambe police station dressed as the 'Grim Reaper' was arrested after a drunken night that went from bad to worse. Christopher Kelly, 31, had come to Morecambe on October 5 with a group of friends from Nelson and got extremely drunk on lager and vodka. Kelly lost his mates, who were celebrating a friend's birthday and were also drunk, and wandered onto the beach where he got stuck in boggy sand and lost his shoes, trousers and jacket. Cold and wet, he staggered across the road to Morecambe Town Hall where, seeing a window open, he climbed inside. There he went in various rooms, took a camera and a mobile phone which he tried to use to call his friends. Then he soiled his underwear which he threw into a black bin bag. He found a 'Grim Reaper' fancy dress outfit and put this on before leaving the town hall and wandering down Lord Street towards Poulton Square where he eventually arrived at the police station which was, at that time, unmanned. He stood there for three hours, still in the Grim Reaper gear, until police arrived. As the tale was being outlined by prosecutor Peter Bardsley at Lancaster Magistrates' Court on Friday, one probation service officer had to leave the courtroom in a fit of laughter. Mr Bardsley said some of Kelly's antics in the town hall were captured on CCTV and added: "He didn't remember why he stole the camera and the phone but remembers taking an item of clothing but not where he found it. "He was cold and very drunk." Defending, John Lee said: "This is a strange case, one which has caused hilarity but is serious. "In interview he made a full and frank admission that he was drunk and entered the town hall as a trespasser. "The camera and mobile phone were recovered but the Grim Reaper outfit was disposed of. "This has been the cause of a great deal of embarrassment for him. "He's remorseful and ashamed of what he's done but has moderated his drinking and doesn't want to end up in a position like that again." Magistrates agreed that they were very bizarre events and gave Kelly, 31, of Railway Street, Nelson a six month conditional discharge after he admitted burglary, having entered the town hall as a trespasser. He was ordered to pay prosecution costs.
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    It’s Champ’s birthday today!

    Happy birthday Rushie.
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    Joke!

    Is this an age thing? I know they used to print shit jokes on lolly-sticks* years ago. Do they still do that? * Of course that's the right terminology. What the fuck is wrong with you people?
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    Huddersfield(a) PL- match thread

    A lot of balls through to Lallana would have been brilliant if his mind and body were a touch sharper. I would love to see that sort of stuff pay off.
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    Away to the relegation zone teams

    You would say that, you cunt.
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    Huddersfield(a) PL- match thread

    So... This is The Season of Making Hard Work of It. Fair enough. As long as we take the points.
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    Joke!

    I saw a pheasant, a grouse and a partridge dressed as clowns. I thought "they're game for a laugh".
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    It’s Champ’s birthday today!

    Merry Champmas! x
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    Who is the sexiest woman from Merseyside ?

    Katarina Johnson-Thompson. Obviously. https://goo.gl/images/pDWBnu
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    Who is the sexiest woman from Merseyside ?

    That's a tough game of Fuck/Marry/Kill.
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    January 2019 Transfer Thread

    Well, some cunt had to start it. This feels weird, because most previous transfer windows have ended in nervousness and disgruntlement; the kind of thing that has us yearning for the next window. Summer 2018 hasn't been like that. Still... Any thoughts?
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    Should the UK remain a member of the EU

    Here's the Political Editor of the Telegraph making a pitch for the universally respected David Davis to be the national unity leader to steer us through Brexit. What could possibly go wrong?
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    *Shakes head* Everton again.

    Two and a half years since Anderson said they'd move into a new stadium within three years. Over two years since they appointed the architect. Surely they must see this latest nonsense for what it is.
  16. As a counter-balance to the other "Little things" thread, what stuff is guaranteed to make you smile or give you a bit of a lift for a few minutes? I'll start with buskers playing unexpected song-choices. There was a bloke in town last week doing eclectic stuff like Alabama Song and The Man in Me. What's not to love?
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    *Shakes head* Everton again.

    They even started the piece by showing a bingo caller at an event for dementia sufferers which was attended by Marco Silva asking people to let him win, because it was 23 years since an Everton manager had won anything.
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    Immigration

    Apparently, treating humans as "illegals" instead of humans might not be the best idea. Who knew? https://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/home-news/hostile-environment-failing-immigration-enforcement-home-office-theresa-may-university-oxford-a8590266.html?amp&__twitter_impression=true
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    Grieving

    This is how loss can knock your whole world upside down: it takes you to a place where Stig talks a lot of sense. Stig. Fucksake.
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    Should Corbyn remain as Labour leader?

    To paraphrase Stewart Lee: it's not true, but the fact you thought it might have been speaks volumes.
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    Irritating celebrity fans

    Harry Hill pied him. That's a start.
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    *Shakes head* Everton again.

    Good little feature on their community work on BBC Breakfast this morning. I'm trying hard to find an angle to slag them off or take the piss, but I really can't.
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    Best comedy sketch

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    Should the UK remain a member of the EU

    They are even more brutal than Cameron and Osborne were and they are going to stay in power until 2022. Have a read of The Shock Doctrine between now and March, just so you can see what the racist disaster capitalists who are now running the country have in store for us. You ain't seen nothin' yet.
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    Youtube clip of the day

    Not the clip of the day, but surely the comment of the day.
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