diamondjoe

Martin Tyler is a cunt.

The senile old cunt is trending on Twitter now.

I'm not sure cunt quite cuts it now in describing that senile old cunt.

Any sites need reporting to the authorities chaps?

We can't have him in our Social Club no more, that much I do know.

Div about? Think I shoulda stuck to watching this through the medium of the forum.

I haven't watched us live all season. I just can't do it. The jeopardy is too much for me. I follow most games on here waiting for a Sadio!!!!!! or a Bobby!!!!!! moment and dreading the ffs or there it is. This is the best team we've ever had and I'm watching from behind a cloud based sofa. I really need to get a fucking grip. So today I'm off to the pub to watch the game, bravely stepping out into the sunshine and if we get beat then I was right all along. Oh, and Martin Tyler is a cunt.

Now this kind of frankly bonkers optimism I can get on board with. Touche.

City aren't winning 3 in a row next season.

Wolves not out of it yet.

Just in case anyone was in any doubt as to whether Martin Tyler is a cunt or not. I can categorically state that he is.

Haaland? Meh. Couldn't give a fuck if they sign him. He's a bit odd looking in that inbred Scandinavian bjork way. He's obviously a cunt too.

Fuck city, take your league title and choke on it. Just gotta go at the cunts hard from the start next season.

Martin Tyler is a FACKING CANT.

The boss called it in the pod.