diamondjoe

Still think big Div might come good. I know, I know.

Son of a bitch, stole my line.

I don't know any gay men but I used to ride a fellow who did.

Fuck me,at this rate I'd take Lee Bowyer. We still monitoring Michael Tonge? I'm away to letch over the GMB weather girl, Fuck this.

Never heard of the cunt.

I am, we're gonna steamroller those chav fucks.

Fuck City, they'll be well behind us by Christmas. Flat track bullies. Fuck them.

Just nipping in to call Martin Tyler a cunt.

If I had that chair which admittedly is nice I would deffo change the material to a nice mustard yellow velvet.

Martin Tyler is a cunt.

No more Gumbo? No more The Rock?

Fuck city. Any and all trophies are tainted. Add to that Foden and Grealish, 2 pig thick twats who'll end up in the shit in the papers cos they're too fucking stupid and arrogant to avoid it.

I was on Pointless with my brother. Straight through to the final. Fucked that up but got a pointless trophy. Went straight from filming to Wembley to see Spurs in Champions league ( brother is a yid). Two of our fellow competitors were stoned out of their gourds. Good oul day.

Never been a fan of Jaws?? Jesus Wept. It's one of the greatest films of all time. Fuck me.

Bagsy calling Martin Tyler a cunt first.