diamondjoe

Lucy Verasamy off the weather on ITV. There'd be a blizzard incoming. A blizzard of jizz.

He's slick He's red He's got il Duce's head Alberto Alberto. That was my chant. Not too shabby at the time. No fucker sang it mind you.

I remember he pinged a nice cross field pass in a reserve game. And that was it.

He was never one for doing it in excess.

Luvvie Darling.

Apparently his favourite player is Ron Yeast. Jesus.

Dunno about deck shoes. Have a reek of Henley regatta about them. Pink shirts and jumpers over the shoulders. Not for me.

This the key. All I have is denim and Chino shorts and some cotton ones might reduce the sweaty bollocks coefficient.

These are a bit Mikey Carroll lottery lout.

It's hard to get a decent pair of shorts to look passable on a middle aged fucker like me, especially as I've short legs. What's an acceptable amount to spend on a good pair. And what length should we be looking at? Was looking at https://www.mrmarvis.co.uk/ but fuck me, £80 for shorts??

Just finished Gangs of London. Thought it was a bit shit and all over the shop. Some pretty ropey acting didn't help. Thought this was gonna be ace. Gareth Evans at the helm etc. Gomorra it ain't. Really enjoying Caliphate on Netflix and halfway through the 3rd season of Fauda. It's a far superior show.

As Stewart Lee succinctly put it, " It wasn't just racists that voted for Brexit, Cunts did too."

Looks nice but it's fucking tiny.

Fuck that. Laura linney is ACE. She's 56 and hot as fuck. She's right up there with my Dr Alice Roberts in the dirtbird stakes.