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Long as he doesn't leave B Larsen on the shelf.

I wonder what merry japes those two will get up to.

Not sure about this new fetish for man bag/satchel type things. What's in them?

Hope there's a bog on that bus. I'd be fucking bursting after 2 bottles.

Owen looks like he's come straight from the winner's circle at the races. Bit longer and his tie will be round his head, Irish wedding style.

Looks like he's been at a wedding and hit the free bar hard.

What is it with their grammar? It's others did the crime or others have done. I'dve gotten a slap at home for saying we done ! It's we did you cunts or we've done. Fuck me, drives me up the wall that.

6. 10 years at Everton for boss who proves you don't need trophies to be a winner but he is a winner.

I was in a band called The Frank Drebins. Later I was in a band called Low Sperm Count. Both my suggestions and both belters. We covered Wedding Present and Ride songs, shitly.

RONNIE PICKERING!!

You don't have to have a stadium to be a winner but we have a stadium.

We haven't hit the top heights when we've had a break this season, hope this longer break won't completely fuck up our rhythm.

Lads it only spurs.

Made my peace with it a while back. Fuck City and their shitty titles, they mean nothing. The fucking Lance Armstrong of football. And fuck Guardiola too the sanctimonious prick. We've got a boss defense, attack and manager and we'll have a boss midfield next season too with the Ox back firing. It still may not be enough but it'll be a fun ride like this season.

Fancy Sturridge to bag a couple tonight. Mind you I'm an eternal optimist.