knobHead neighbour's

[littletedwest]

my next door neighbour died last year. The new people are a young couple. Two young kids as well. Since they moved in police have turned up once after a domestic (only been here two fucking months) a taxi driver told the Mrs he was a prick and the sort into knocking a woman about.

 

Tonight can hear them arguing, screaming again (which is every couple of days)and it pisses me off as they have such young kids.

 

complained to council about them and hopefully the police informed social services about them.It was that bad earlier I was close to storming around and the Mrs banged on the wall to let them know we could hear them.

He seems to be the knob head but having spoke to her she is also a massive prick.

hope they tone it down because I'm very close to banging on their door. cunts

[Fowlers God]

Drink.some.more.and.shut the Fuck up.you whinging twat! Thanks

[RJ Fan club]

Has he got a Subaru?

 

Stouffer knows.

[littletedwest]

Drink.some.more.and.shut the Fuck up.you whinging twat! Thanks

i appreciate your insight mate

[The Midnight Rambler]

My neighbour has windchimes, beat that shit!

[ratcatcher]

Give him a straightener and tell him to keep the noise down as he's lowering the tone of the neighbourhood.

[Chairman Meow]

I presume you've already considered killing and eating them?

[Chip Butty]

Just go round and kick his fuckin head in

[morgan]

My neighbour on one side has four dogs. There is shit, and barking and howling all the fucking time, and that's just the humans.

[Paul]

my next door neighbour died last year. The new people are a young couple. Two young kids as well. Since they moved in police have turned up once after a domestic (only been here two fucking months) a taxi driver told the Mrs he was a prick and the sort into knocking a woman about.

 

Tonight can hear them arguing, screaming again (which is every couple of days)and it pisses me off as they have such young kids.

 

complained to council about them and hopefully the police informed social services about them.It was that bad earlier I was close to storming around and the Mrs banged on the wall to let them know we could hear them.

He seems to be the knob head but having spoke to her she is also a massive prick.

hope they tone it down because I'm very close to banging on their door. cunts

Witnessing domestic violence is classed as child abuse in its own right. Phone social care yourself. You want the Central Advice and Duty Team.

[littletedwest]

Give him a straightener and tell him to keep the noise down as he's lowering the tone of the neighbourhood.

given I'm about four inches taller and four stone heavier it wouldn't be too hard even though I can't knock skin off a rice pudding.

that said as I have a job and haven't ever been in trouble with police I'm trying to be reasonable.

 

by the way I'm only 5'9 and 14 stone like.

[razor]

If you go round, do it with your wife present.

 

A bloke and a woman means you're not looking for a kick off.

 

Mind, if there's ale involved, don't go round at all.

 

Think about what those kids are feeling and follow Paul's advice.

 

My folks had the same neighbours for 30 years and loved it.  The last 5 since they moved out and some scally lush and her ever-growing band of offspring and ex-lovers moved in have been hell.  My folks are passive but they do look out for the kids.

[Tony Moanero]

Don't sit there and do nothing, you soft twat. Get off your arse and post a load of dog shit through their letter box.

[littletedwest]

If you go round, do it with your wife present.

 

A bloke and a woman means you're not looking for a kick off.

 

Mind, if there's ale involved, don't go round at all.

 

Think about what those kids are feeling and follow Paul's advice.

 

My folks had the same neighbours for 30 years and loved it.  The last 5 since they moved out and some scally lush and her ever-growing band of offspring and ex-lovers moved in have been hell.  My folks are passive but they do look out for the kids.

my Mrs is the last person to take round. her ex used knock her about so she snapped and smashed a pot of pepper in his face before knocking him out with a rounders bat.

He reappeared a few year ago and her son beat the shit out of him.lesson being time passes and them kids soon grow up.

But right idea and defo not going round after boozing

[Elite]

Smashed a pot of pepper in his face and knocked him out with a rounders bat! Fucking class that, sounds like a scene from Bottom .

[Dr Nowt]

my Mrs is the last person to take round. her ex used knock her about so she snapped and smashed a pot of pepper in his face before knocking him out with a rounders bat.

He reappeared a few year ago and her son beat the shit out of him.lesson being time passes and them kids soon grow up.

But right idea and defo not going round after boozing

 

She sounds like a seasoned veteran.

[aRdja]

Tell this guy that your neighbours are loud muslims, you'll never hear from them again.

 

[littletedwest]

She sounds like a seasoned veteran.

before she met me she lived on a sink estate. Her neighbour was terrorising her. Her brother went round . spoke to the bloke. no fighting or loud words. He waited outside all day to speak to the bloke. Never met him but she never had any issue with the bloke again.

[littletedwest]

mean I never met the fella. her brother did obviously.

[Paul]

Seriously - phone social care and say there are children in the house witnessing domestic violence. It properly fucks them up and they should not have to see that shit. There will be a social worker on duty right now.

[Section_31]

Seriously - phone social care and say there are children in the house witnessing domestic violence. It properly fucks them up and they should not have to see that shit. There will be a social worker on duty right now.

Fuck me, a Saturday night social worker, and I thought I'd had some shit jobs.

[littletedwest]

It's calmed off now mate and it wasn't violence at this point.Just shouting and now it's quiet. But it will be acted on.

[littletedwest]

Also my old boss has a best mate who he calls the child catches because she does that job for our local social services so i'l talk to him

[General Dryness]

She sounds like a seasoned veteran.

 

Experience like that is nothing to be sneezed at Liz. Don't want to sound corny, but you don't pick up those kind of skills just going about your daily grind.

[razor]

Corn, sneeze and grind.  I must condiment you on yet more puns, Hudu.