The Midnight Rambler

I know there’s no time for two club cunts on here but Sporting just need 4 points to clinch the Premeira. Three years ago they were known as the worst run club in world football, when their president paid supporters to attack players at the training ground. Just goes to show anything is possible and you are never as far away as you think. All done on a shoestring budget, with a rookie manager and a bunch of punk kids. Big Seb Coates finally came good.

Trying to organise a stag do in a pandemic is a right twat.

Just seen the Southampton red card from last night. Reminded me of Kompany’s at the the Etihad 3 years ago. Apart from Kompany’s was more rash and dangerous.

Let’s go! Like the cut of his jib. Compared to Wilson taking the jets to the super bowl, the massive bulb.

Lawrence has got a boat race only Erling Haaland’s ma could love.

I thought the champions league draw was bad.

Had my first ever Mezcal recently. Fucking beautiful stuff, works really well in a margarita.

Yeah. Every bit of press I’ve read this week has Jones nailed on. Most people seem to think it’s absolutely insane given the trade we made. Might watch from behind the sofa.

Was debating staying up but all the Mac Jones talk has sucked the life out of me.

*lights massive zoot*

Snivelling piss weasels are in *polishes trophy*