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    Schoolyard Fights

    I remember one once involving the class shitbag, in hindsight he probably had some ADHD-related condition, but it manifested itself in him being basically uncontrollable. He was arguing with another lad called Chris (who looked a bit like Philip Seymour Hoffman) and started slagging off his mum (this was always a sure-fire way to fuck people up) Next thing Chris runs at him (and I say 'runs' in the loosest sense of the word, more wobbled) got him on the ground where they were both writhing around and starts going "AL kill yoooooooooooooooouuuuuuuuuuu! Al Kill Yooooooooouuuuuuuuuuuuu! Al Kill Yooooooooooooouuuuuuuuuuuuu!" But it almost instantly turned to him shouting: "Gerrim off meeeeeeeeeeeeeee! Gerrim off mmmmmmmmmmmmmm!" Turned out the nasty little shit had bitten him on the arm. Grim, but the histrionics were funny. I was eating square crisps at the time.
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    Donald Trump

    I don't reckon that'd work either, if he nuked their towns they'd probably thank him for it. We're at a point now where the only pleasure some people take from life, is seeing 'the other side' cry. The only thing that might turn them against Trump is if he backtracked on the hate, say if he went around to Obama's house for Christmas or something.
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    Coronavirus

    I honestly don't see how they can arbitrarily close bars and eateries without some kind of support, which there won't be now from government. Nobody seems to have a clue what they're doing.
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    Coronavirus

    The pubs in Parliament thing is a total non story, once again note that it's aimed at 'MPs' rather than Johnson and his cabal, and comes from the right wing press. Designed as usual to disengage people from the political process. The idea that they're all in there at half ten swinging from chandeliers giving it V signs out the window while every other poor bugger has to traipse to bargain booze is quite bizarre.
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    Donald Trump

    Seems to be some stuff he could get into proper trouble for in the mix, such as paying his daughter as an employee and as an outside consultant too.
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    Donald Trump

    It's the same over here though, I bet the likes of Cameron, Johnson and the rest have got all sorts of shit going on, it's probably legal but it'll be shit none the less. You can't claim to be patriotic and not pay your taxes, it's as simple as that IMO, that's why all this flag waving stuff is horseshit. Our countries won't get out of the shitter until we have leaders, be it in politics or business, who don't think avoiding your financial responsibilities is worthy of a pat on the back. The culture in itself is the problem.
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    Boris Johnson

    With my head still spinning from the fact someone had been jailed for three months for posting nasty comments on Facebook and no news organisations seemed arsed, I turned on the telly to see that at some point over the last few months - without me realising it - Boris Johnson has turned into the English JFK. Yesterday I heard him described as 'blue Viagra', 'a future Prime Minister' and 'a political rock star'. Heard how journalists love him because he 'remembers their names', 'tells jokes' and 'is a character'. It seems obvious they're maneuvering to get him to replace Cameron for the simple reason that he'd make good news stories owing to the fact he's an utter, utter buffoon. I just couldn't handle the shit yesterday. I felt like I'd climbed out of a car wreck and then been hit by a bus. What's going on in this country, seriously? A year from now Mitt Romney and Boris Johnson could be leaders of the western world, the dole might not exist, and people will be getting sent down for making inappropriate jokes about those facts on Twitter.
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    Cancel Culture

    Wouldn't be surprised it some of that cash for fox is russian money, sowing agro is what they're all about now, and the flaws in our society make us very susceptible to it.
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    Coronavirus

    Deffo get the feeling the wheels are off now government wise, Johnson just looks like a spoiled fat kid who's bored of his toys.
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    Coronavirus

    Alex briefing against his own chancellor now, the chancellor whose office was wholly absorbed by number 10 months ago resulting in Javed quitting, however, if shit goes tits up it will be his fault of course. Daily Mail. Prime Minister Boris Johnson abandoned his plans for a second national lockdown over fears Rishi Sunak could quit, a senior MP said as rift claims deepen. Mr Sunak warned the economic impact caused by a second national lockdown would make his job near impossible.
  11. Ince, missing link, ball winner, captain, leader. Turned out to be a lazy shithouse and shit stirrer to boot.
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    Tory Cabinet Thread

    "Some elements of the travelling community are known to participate in criminal activities" is what you'd say if you were racist and were meeting your new bird's dad for the first time and had assumed he too was racist because he was from, say, Sunderland. But then you realised he wasn't.
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    Boris Johnson

    In terms of international belligerence, Trump's ire seems to be focused more on China, an actual world superpower that could realistically take on and defeat the west in a third world war, probably because they wouldn't let his daughter patent her handbag designs or some shit. Getting a bit fruity in the south China seas of late.
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    *Shakes head* Everton again.

    Genuinely think they're benefitting from having no crowds. Throw a quality manager like Ancelotti into the mix though and give him money to spend and even they can't fuck it up. Maybe I'm getting soft in my old age but I'm happy to see them finish second as long as we're first, that's how it was in the 80s. We used to put their team poster in the window if they were playing at Wembley and the blues in my nan's Street would do the same for us when we were. Most of the top clubs in the league get on my tits now more than they ever did due to the cunt personalities involved, Guadiola, Solksjaer, Lampard, Mourinho. I find I've got less space in my brain for blueshite rage than I used to. Besides which, as a city the Tory grip on the North is starting to encircle us and we've got to stick together. Build a wall around the place and man the ramparts.
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    Coronavirus

    It's scandalous. Imagine if it was your kid and they phoned you in tears and plod told you you couldn't take them home? It's like some kind of mania, was talking to the Mrs before about it actually, thinking back to when it was full lockdown and if your head was wrecked you couldn't even sit down on a park bench, and people sailing their own boats were being confronted by fucking patrol boats, people just trying to escape and catch their breath. Someone round warrington got into trouble because coppers went through their shopping bags and spotted that they'd bought an Easter egg which said patrol considered to be a non essential item. None of us I think realised what we were going through at the time, it was like a Bishop Brennan moment, but people were being harassed by drones for walking in the countryside. Amazing stuff.
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    Summer 2020 Transfer Thread

    Most unwelcome arrival in Berlin since Marshall Zhukov.
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    Boris Johnson

    Trump is a psychopath. The 'system' or 'the establishment' or whatever we call it have 'some' interests that conflate with our own. Rule of law, no world war three, relative stability in the west. All of these things are requirements for the likes of, say, wall street to make money. Trump doesn't think beyond the immediate comtents of his own wallet, by all accounts he has zero interest in intelligence reports, or any kind of report, he'll happily stand and watch the world be engulfed in pure chaos unless it impacts his bottom line. Trump is unlike anything that's come before IMO.
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    Other football - 2020/21

    I think the lack of fans in grounds will be a massive boost to small clubs like promoted sides and Everton.
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    Boris Johnson

    I honestly don't get this type of stuff, Trump does and says more despicable shit in a week than virtually any president, red or blue, does in eight years.
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    Other football - 2020/21

    Said it a while back but it's the tim sherwood school of management, if they perform well and you give them a hug at the end of the game you paint yourself as some sort of horse whisperer, it works well if it's Maradona and he's been on the sauce because he's got the blues, doesn't really work if it's a defender who's older than Yakubu's socks.
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    Other football - 2020/21

    Haha fuck off lampard, can't polish a turd, fucking Edwardian pick-pocketing cheese faced motherfucker.
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    Police are cunts

    Unless the officer in question is a psycho, living with what's happened will be punishment in itself. 80s cop movie backstories have been built on a hell of a lot less.
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    Boris Johnson

    I feel either he or trump, or ideally both, going soon would give the Western world a remendous uplift.
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