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    The Boys

    Fuck knows what happened to the other thread on this, but anyway. Anyone been watching Season 2? Billy Butcher and Homelander have to be among the greatest characters in TV history. "What's the plan Billy?" "We squeeze the cunt until he gives up the cunt, then we fuck him."
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    Boris Johnson

    With my head still spinning from the fact someone had been jailed for three months for posting nasty comments on Facebook and no news organisations seemed arsed, I turned on the telly to see that at some point over the last few months - without me realising it - Boris Johnson has turned into the English JFK. Yesterday I heard him described as 'blue Viagra', 'a future Prime Minister' and 'a political rock star'. Heard how journalists love him because he 'remembers their names', 'tells jokes' and 'is a character'. It seems obvious they're maneuvering to get him to replace Cameron for the simple reason that he'd make good news stories owing to the fact he's an utter, utter buffoon. I just couldn't handle the shit yesterday. I felt like I'd climbed out of a car wreck and then been hit by a bus. What's going on in this country, seriously? A year from now Mitt Romney and Boris Johnson could be leaders of the western world, the dole might not exist, and people will be getting sent down for making inappropriate jokes about those facts on Twitter.
  3. Yeah I think him leaving is actually a bonus for them but most are too hung up on prestige and names to notice. He's got a god complex, probably dominates the dressing room and considers himself undroppable, not what you need at the start of a major rebuild. I suspect most mancs will be gutted though, as they're all about the image.
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    American Politics

    Someone was telling me recently that the reason the republicans are so arsed about abortion is because whites are more likely to have them than Latinos (because they're Catholic) and they're worried about Latinos becoming the dominant ethnic group. Dunno if that's bollocks or not, sounds possible though given the general mentalism.
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    Transgender stuff - what's going on?

    I said that a while back on this thread. The irony of a movement arguing against the concept of gender is that when they change gender, some can seem to embrace the stereotype version of that gender. The bloke trying to become a woman wears a dress and grows their hair, woman trying to become a bloke dons a Doug Willis shirt and drinks Budweiser.
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    Boris Johnson

    I've never known anyone in public life whose reality diverges so widely from how they view themselves. He blogs about genetics and quantum computing and stuff and it's just blather.
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    Boris Johnson

    Dominic Cummings texts like my mum. And that's not a compliment.
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    Transgender stuff - what's going on?

    At the risk of sounding mean and possibly a bit naive, if there's one group of people whose death threats I wouldn't be scared of its trans activists. In fact I reckon I could take them all on, like Neo vs Agent Smiths on the basket ball court, it'd be a flurry of angry Tweets, Terf placards, poorly designed Balaclavas and false suicide threats. A few tactical slaps and it's back home for some 275ml Kronenberg from the Nisa shop and Predator on DVD.
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    Tory Cabinet Thread

    It's just wrong on every level. Wrong that they're equation illegal immigration to crime, wrong that they're using sate apparatus to propagate political agendas.
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    Players Who Never Fulfilled Their Potential

    Balotelli was shite. Too many shite players get away with this flawed genius crap when very often they're just overrated, lazy cunts.
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    Sons of Anarchy

    SONS OF ANARCHY Official Website - Only on FX Anyone heard anything about this? An FX show about a criminal biker gang starring Ron Perlman, sounds quality. [YOUTUBE]qNZSbtmtsMU&feature=related[/YOUTUBE]
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    Players Who Never Fulfilled Their Potential

    Fowler, best natural finisher I've ever seen, got depressed when Owen came on the scene, did his cruciate and became a property developer.
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    Wokeism

    That's tremendous.
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    Mohamed Salah

    Love you Alan.
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    Question Time

    Can't find the other GF thread. Farage and Galloway on tonight, should be quality.
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    Captain Tom

    My daughter's bank account is growing in a most p,peculiar way.
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    *Shakes head* Everton again.

    Funny how we sign one of the best young strikers in the world for 65 mil and it's the end of football as we know it, someone spunks 60mil on this abject shite and not a single eyelid is batted.
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    Mohamed Salah

    He's signed. How can you tell? Only Mo could drive somebody that crazy.
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    Mohamed Salah

    Still sounds like the future that doesn't it? "Space: 2025"
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    Mohamed Salah

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    Wokeism

    Yeah not bothered about the pronouns business unless someone tries to push me to put it on my emails and all that bollocks.
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    Captain Tom

    Did anyone ever see that TV drama about how Charles Ingram ripped off who wants to be a millionaire? There was an absolute cottage industry of middle class shire types devoted to blagging their way on by gaming the selection process. The producers started to notice how virtually all the contestants looked like male and female versions of Hyasinth Bucket. These clowns are from similar ilk. They're the tyoe of people who moan about benefit fraud but they'd never get out of bed for those kinds of numbers, when it comes to grift and shysterism they walk a higher path.
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    Tory Cabinet Thread

    The replies are what you'd imagine.
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    Tory Cabinet Thread

    Labour have to spend a lot because the Tories always ruin the country's infrastructure. I used to go to the Royal with my nan for her appointments in the 80s and the whole hospital stank of shit and half the light fittings were hanging out, my school roof leaked and had asbestos. Dunno where that money went, giving the coppers pay-rises before unleashing them on the miners perhaps. You don't realise how much vast sections of our infrastructure are no longer fit for purpose now until you try and use it. Try and get a dentist, no, try and get a GP appointment, no chance, call the coppers after you get burgled - pointless. These aren't exaggerations, they're fact.
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