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    Tory Country

    Quite a few on here lean left like myself, but it's easy to forget we're very much a minority here in England. Just watched something about the local elections and the Tories have got roughly twice the councils and twice the councillors of Labour. It's also wroth noting that the Tories ruled through some of the toughest years in our lifetime and yet were only ousted by a Labour Government which could best be described as 'Tory light'. Worrying shit. "My boy, we are pilgrims in an unholy land."
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    Boris Johnson

    With my head still spinning from the fact someone had been jailed for three months for posting nasty comments on Facebook and no news organisations seemed arsed, I turned on the telly to see that at some point over the last few months - without me realising it - Boris Johnson has turned into the English JFK. Yesterday I heard him described as 'blue Viagra', 'a future Prime Minister' and 'a political rock star'. Heard how journalists love him because he 'remembers their names', 'tells jokes' and 'is a character'. It seems obvious they're maneuvering to get him to replace Cameron for the simple reason that he'd make good news stories owing to the fact he's an utter, utter buffoon. I just couldn't handle the shit yesterday. I felt like I'd climbed out of a car wreck and then been hit by a bus. What's going on in this country, seriously? A year from now Mitt Romney and Boris Johnson could be leaders of the western world, the dole might not exist, and people will be getting sent down for making inappropriate jokes about those facts on Twitter.
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    Small pleasures?

    (1) ASDA prawn crackers, a finer example of oriental foodstuff is not to be found this side of Macau. Fact.
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    The Space Thread

    Love this stuff. For anyone who's interested... relief map of Mars showing Olympus Mons volcano (top left) which is 16 miles high and 374 miles across. The lowest (blue) areas are also where some scientists believe oceans once existed, note the 'inlets' and apparent coastlines. Any more?
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    More Barrymore Bollocks

    Just said on the news then that (1) Lubbock was found with 'severe anal injuries' which may have contributed to his death. (2) That a 5ins pool thermometer was missing. And that (3) blood on the bloke's boxies was never investigated. I'm no Hercule Poirot but I can connect those fucking dots!
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    Liverpool's Hidden Gems

    A thread for restaurants, bars, attractions, parks, anything really that you like but that's off the beaten track a bit and maybe a lot of people don't know about. I'll kick off with a couple. Woolton Cinema - a traditional independent cinema tucked away in Woolton Village, went again recently for the first time in about 20 years and it was class. About six quid for a ticket and they still have an intermission in the middle where you can buy a Cornetto, highly recommended. Rococo - Coffee shop on Lord Street next to BHS, it's unbelievably easy to miss as it's basically just a small doorway. But walk upstairs and the place is ace, a big sized coffee shop with a corridor that leads back and lots of little rooms with couches you can sit off and chat.
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    Foxy Knoxy

    More than a year in the clink and she still looks like sex, murdering little dirtbag. CTV Edmonton - Witness in Amanda Knox trial says he can clear her - CTV News
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    Alesha Dixon

    Makes my willy stick up. [/img]
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    My word, saw this vid for the first time in the gym, and it's fair to say it put some steam in my stride. Awesome, what I'd give to plant some drugs on her while she's on a flight from Bogota and then subject her to a FULL body cavity search. (again with the embedded shit) YouTube - Shakira - She Wolf
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    My milfs of choice are: Susan from Neighbours, got her hair short now though. The President from the new Battlestar Galactica...
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    Annoying Americanisms

    The way they say sports instead of sport. "Hey do you like sports?" Macaroni AND cheese instead of Macaroni Cheese. There's just no need for that extra word, no need at all.
  12. UK debt interest bill will rise to £70bn without action, says David Cameron | Politics | guardian.co.uk Quality.
  13. Some new girl band called The Saturdays, the two on the left used to be in S Club Juniors. * bangs head against wall in 'sack parry' style
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    He-Man: A Tribute

    So utterly depressed with all this bollocks I thought I'd start a thread about the most powerful man in the universe and how I wish he was real. That's all.
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    Probably my favourite programme on terrestrial TV these days, it was ace tonight, Shami Chakrabarti was going apeshit about Milliband's soiled-pants performance in the whole US Intelligence/torture affair.
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    Star Wars

    Just been for a mooch around the market and spotted some Return of the Jedi stuff, made me propper nostalgic, I'm gonna watch them all tonight now! One obscure scene from the films that always stands out for me is in The Empire Strikes Back, when the AT-ATs are advancing on the shield generator and the commander asks for 'maximum firepower', however. just before shooting the generator he shoots a rebel in the back who's in the process of running away. Every time i see it it has me in stitches, what an absolute cunt!
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    Red Dead Redemption

    What a beautiful game this is. I rarely play games but loved it when it came out and ended up selling it. But I bought it again recently and just fancied something I could pick up and play, and it's just stunning. I can't think of another game where you can just sit there and look at it the way you can with this, but the sight of Marston on his horse just wandering through the prairie is jaw dropping. Love this song too, from when you first get to Mexico. Also, what did people make of The Strange Man? Do you reckon he was Marston's conscience or the Devil/Fate?
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    Katy Perry

    Looks proper randy
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    Russia Kick Off

    Can't find a thread on this yet. This has got shades of 1939 about it IMO, the German M.O at the time was to claim that a neighbouring country was harming its ethnic German population leaving it with no choice but to 'step in'. THey otfen set up border skirmishes as an excuse to enter other countries full-force, while everyone back home got whipped up into a flag waving fervor. Expertly timed to coincide with the Olympics too so as to perhaps not draw as much attention. (I mean seriously, when have the Russians EVER given a genuine shit about the 'suffering of others'???)
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    Old School

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    The Shield

    What a piece of television! Just borrowed season two and three and steamed through season two in two nights, just on season three now. Its flawless!
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    Best possible threesome

    Its not simply a case of picking two fit women from celebrityville, they should compare and contrast favorably, and both bring something to the table, IMO you obviously need the 'randyness' factor as well, although I'll leave that decision to you. These two bring everything to the party, blonde & brunette, varying shapes and cleavage, one a bit shy (Pinder took years to get her baps out propper like) and the other an obvious whore. Aye, there's pretty. Lucy Pinder Denise Van Outen