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Spot on. Not even scared of gangsters because he's a fucking soldier. A warrior. I love big Jim.

Fuckin ace, I used to love them even when I was a teenager and all the other cats were wearing Helly Hanson 'waterproofs'. Got one that looks like this which cost me £80 notes in a sale from River Island a while back. My mate abuses me for it because apparently 'leather is out'. But he can fuck right off.

Outstanding. Always suprises me that people with colostomy bags don't weaponise them. Like have a little tap you can fill water balloons with and throw them at people. It'd be like aliens but with shit instead of acid.

I followed through while I was reading the forum once. It was a Saturday morning and I was in my dressing gown, but I sat in it for a while because I was too busy on here.

To think Hades gave me shit once, calling me 'the forum's resident bigot', for bemoaning the fact Football Focus had female footballers giving punditry on male football.

I use an electric beard trimmer for what it's worth. I like to keep that stubble real short and tidy.

Thing is though, the MPs aren't going to be scared into doing that, the ones on her own benches who hate her current deal would rather leave with no deal at all.

One of my bugbears with debates like this is that our culture hasn't just evolved by accident, it's been crafted that way. Sex sells, so advertising sexualises things. The lads' mag explosion, the sexualisation of pop videos, the glorification of good looking people, the ready availability of porn. It's created a culture where the be-all and end-all of a man's masculinity is the ability to 'pull'. It's given women, especially attractive women, a LOT of power in certain situations, whether it's dating or office politics. That in itself has created a lot of bitterness among men like Hades who for whatever reason, find themselves on the outside of this party looking in. Then when boorish behaviour starts to get called out, the responsibility is laid firmly at the feet of male culture, as though it evolved in isolation. What next, chastising people for being consumers? It's like when you go to the supermarket now and get guilt tripped about buying a plastic bag because it's killed a few sperm whales. I never asked for the supermarkets to make fucking plastic bags or dole them out en mass over the period of 40 fucking years. Yeah it's my fault, I killed the fucking whales.

Caroline Lucas just come out of the meeting and says May is unwilling to budge on anything. I'm genuinely baffled as to what's going on now. A deal can't be agreed but there's no alternative and May just keeps saying 'we'll deliver Brexit, we'll deliver Brexit'. Is she nuts? Seriously? It's Trump-esque.

What risks are they then? Going out? You need to get an allotment you mate, and/or a small dog.

I'm starting to despise this woman. Just constantly regurgitating the same shite and trying to constantly reframe the arguments as if it's her that has the moral high ground and it's actually everyone else that needs to get their shit together. Total bellwhiff.

Yeah I'm not fond of them to be honest, they get ruined in the rain plus they stink.

I was too, hopefully with marvel sadly pulling the plug on all their shows DC will step in.

Finished Titans, bizarrely abrupt ending but a quality series all in all.

She got on my tits today, 'he asks about Brexit? But what about jews!? Jews jews jews!!! And the IRA!' Mong

It's funny how when they released Lynx for women they had to rethink the advertising strategy. A woman getting chased down the street by a bunch of men has somewhat different connotations. Sex sells though, it always has. Little Mix are the most popular girl group among young girls and are always walking around in their undies. Women are taught to be objectified from an early age unfortunately as it gives them an extra string to their bow. I've lost count of the number of times I ended up doing a shit shift when I worked in pubs because the barmaid wanted it off and had (slightly) bigger tits than me.

Thank god that shite will be expunged from the timeline.

If Trump was an African leader there'd have been a coup well before now, with a General that looks like Forest Whitaker wearing oversized aviator shades and a fake G-Shock.

Can't we start a GF crowdfund to get Hades laid? He needs some gold in his coast, some reef in his barrier, some Mrs in his mangle.

She's actually starting to present as a bit mental. All the doors are closed but she just keeps taking as though everything is okay and will somehow sort itself. I can't work out if she's a remainer and a willing agent of chaos (which would explain why she installed Johnson as foreign secretary) or if she thinks she's been chosen by God and is willing to suppress her desire to get out of dodge or do something that's otherwise rational because she believes she's following some kind of higher calling or destiny. I could believe either.

I did a blog once for my last job about Christmas DVD box sets and entitled it "winter of our disc contents." You having that one or what?

We give ourselves a tough time, often justified, but let's take a moment to celebrate all things blighty... https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-derbyshire-44536052 The annual cheese roll in Gloucester. Ancient civilisation, does it build pyramids? roads? aqueducts? No, it draws a man with a big cock. Julius Caesar's description of ancient Britons: Even back then, we all had taches.

I grew up under Tory rule. It was shit. The Tories rule again. It's shit again. Who'd have thought.

Nah mate I genuinely haven't had the chance yet, deffo gonna clear me schedule soon!

Love this stuff. For anyone who's interested... relief map of Mars showing Olympus Mons volcano (top left) which is 16 miles high and 374 miles across. The lowest (blue) areas are also where some scientists believe oceans once existed, note the 'inlets' and apparent coastlines. Any more?