Baltar

I'm sure this has already been posted but there's been a distinct lack of Kelly's nipples in recent pages...

We are witnessing an incredible Liverpool team here, folks. We rarely get into bother and when we do, we still get out of it without even having to play well. I have no doubt that this team can handle any test thrown at it. Wolves are a fine side but it would take something incredible from them to beat us. It will take something remarkable for ANY team to beat us. We are fucking special.

Pure comedy. Surely he can't survive much longer? The fans have turned on him so he won't last the season I'm afraid. Hope I'm wrong though...

Jeez, our 2-0 win against this lot really is beginning to looks like a shit result! Klopp out etc.

Love Doom. The last game was superb, really captured the spirit of the original and bought it into modern gaming. Annoyingly my PC blew itself up a year or so ago so had to patch it up but it's no longer able to run the game or the sequel that's coming out soon. Ironically I bought a new graphics card just to play the last Doom game and now it looks like I need a whole new rig to play the new game. Money will be well spent though (I hope).

Ronnie probably would have won this had he took part. No idea why he's given this a miss considering his record in the tournament and let's be honest, it was boring without him.

And I thought I was a pessimistic bastard.. Personally I felt the title tilted in City's favour after they beat us last season, and I wasn't shocked that we ended up not winning after being 7 points clear. It's totally different this time around though. The gap is huge and our form is relentless, and all our injured players are returning. It's really very unlikely that even we can fuck things up from here....

Arse were as impressive as the chavs were woeful. Fat Frank has got work to do and they are far from nailed on to get into the top 4. Shame about City's late winner but it is of no consequence. We are in complete control of our own destiny and it feels fucking great.

Just saw this now, John Barnes' Man United and Liverpool combined 11. The same 11 all sensible people would pick.

This will be ten times more difficult than playing United. Wolves really are a good side and can see them causing us plenty of problems. Still fancy us to sneak it though.

They are fucked without Rashford. Their only saving grace is that the other teams competing for a top 4 place are just as bad as them so they might still be able to nick a CL place. If Chelsea and Spuds get their act together they should easily finish above United.

He's hopeless and a prick. The great thing is that United look like they will stick with him for a while. It's quite insane when you think about it and we should enjoy the comedy while it lasts.

Argh, heard the "we're gonna win the league" chant in the stands. Don't like that, reminds me of 2014...

Thank fuck that's over. Should have battered them but who cares, 3 points and we go on.