Baltar

United really aren't that good, the table is not painting an accurate picture. They are decent but not close to title winners. The problem is that we have been shite for the most part, not helped by injuries. I don't see us improving any time soon, the loss of both VVD and Gomez has wrecked our title defence. Man City are going to run away with it over the next few months. Better those cunts than United though...

Can't believe I'm nervous about this game. We only have ourselves to blame after 3 disgraceful league results on the spin. We should be comfortably ahead of these twats.

Mostly Tory voters I bet. The excuses these morons make for Johnson and his useless cabinet is ridiculous. I lay the blame firmly at Johnson's door and I expect to see this cunt and his entire cabinet in front of a judge and jury in the not-too-distant future.

Agreed, a proper strict lockdown for a month should help. That includes stopping incoming flights. It's baffling to me that we are supposedly in a lockdown yet thousands of people are coming into the UK each day. How the hell are you supposed to stop local transmission if you are letting in countless infected people each day? Does not make sense. Shut everything down for a whole month including nurseries, airports etc. except the absolute essential places, and you'll see a decline in the number of infections. Hopefully the vaccines will do the job and we can beat this thing by the end of the year. Yes, I fully expect this fucking thing to keep plaguing us for the next year or so.

What do you make of this Smith-Rowe lad? I've been seeing his name pop up everywhere but never seen him play. The media are turning him into Arsenal's saviour already. Is he any good?

Pulp Fiction. Tarantino's made some good movies since but none have reached the heights of Pulp Fiction.

I don't know if he can't hack it in the Premier League or if we're just misusing him. He certainly looked a good player when we played Salzburg.

We play like we did in the 1st half against United and we are getting thoroughly twatted. Our 2nd half performance should get us a draw. Hopefully.

BT Sport wanking over these Villa kids. Our youngsters played Villa off the park at times when we had to field our kids last season, the Villa babies never came close to doing the same.

Thank fuck for that. Most absurd game I've seen from us in ages.

I'm nearly 40 and I'm convinced I can cross better than Neco Williams. Reckon I'd beat him in a sprint too.

I'm convinced now that we'll lose this game. Fucking ridiculous.

Get your wallet out Henry you tightwad. I was going to say "stingy twat" but he'd understand "tightwad" better, if he's reading this.

Can Stevie loan us a centre back or two please?

Absolutely embarrassing. We're lucky this isn't Villa's regular 11, they'd probably get 7 again if they were playing.