Mudface

I thought a 99 year old dying would be an easy win, but it's been really difficult to wank to this. Not sure if I'll re-subscribe to be honest.

This will get shot down immediately by the planet-wide laser grid and its charred remains sent back to Earth in picoseconds via "Prince Phillip's" lizard wormhole, but still it's a nice try- https://www.theguardian.com/science/2021/apr/10/nasa-preparing-to-attempt-first-controlled-flight-on-another-world

Bogged down in the gay hornets' nest.

I've just used the built in Windows Defender AV for God knows how long now, never had a problem. Everything else is pretty much plug and play these days, I'm not sure what sort of extra set up would be needed bar turning it on and connecting to wifi. Phones are more annoying to set up. As for the actual PC, what sort of light gaming are we talking about? That's a seriously expensive laptop- she might be better off with a cheaper one and putting the money saved into a desktop or even a console (although there's a lot of hidden costs in a dedicated games console). As ever though, it depends what sort of games she wants to play and the space she has available.

The real greatest album ever is back on Spotify-

The response will no doubt be, 'get fucked, pleb. And we've reported you to your ISP'.

Just rang our local Chinese and racially abused them. It's what he would have wanted.

What was the dog like?

Not for a supposedly immortal intergalactic elite caste lizard.

My son just asked if we'll be getting a holiday.

Nothing to worry about, most right-thinking people seeing the breakfast thread would agree with you.

I loved the deadpan "Alan Hansen" quote when a player punches the mascot after being sent off- "Bang down goes the penguin." About 35 minutes in here if the timestamp doesn't work-

This is excellent. Really good black comedy with some hilarious and poignant moments, well worth a watch. As you said later on in the thread, it's reminiscent of 'The End of the Fucking World' and I actually prefer it to that. 9/10 so far with 3 episodes to go.

"Sorry Leo, I thought you was black." "I am black..." "Yeah, but you're one of our blacks."