Mudface

Shut your filthy face you veggie bitch.

Cool, just got signed up to them. That's very reassuring to hear, I did sign up to Extra Energy at one point at Money Saving Expert's recommendation, which was an absolute disaster. Too many tales of woe, and it still carries on- https://www.theguardian.com/money/2019/oct/13/extra-energy-administration-phantom-debts

Sorry, Mr Bitch. Got a bit carried away.

Well I could have linked to the Pornhub edit, I suppose. To be fair, it takes me a good quarter of an hour to collect all the paraphernalia needed for a good hard wank, lube, sandpaper, pliers, chisel, I'm a gentleman ffs, either do it properly or don't bother. I do have an emergency toss kit, but then you've got to get the missus out the house, send the kids up the chippie, make sure the dog isn't going to disturb the neighbours again because the poor little lamb's frightened of daddy and his foaming mouth. I MEAN, WHAT DO YOU EXPECT, HARDCORE FILTH FROM THE FIRST SECOND? I GET A FULL FRONTAL VIDEO OF CONNIE BOOTH AND IT'S NOT FUCKING GOOD ENOUGH? CUNTS. I HOPE YOU ALL BURN.

Patton's a great film, George C Scott is absolutely brilliant in the title role. I haven't seen it for a good 15-20 years, but I seem to remember it reminding me of Catch 22 as well.

Great game, that. Japan were brilliant.

Next up, we spend 100 posts discussing whether 'take the bull by the horns' amd 'throw the baby out with the bathwater' incites violence against animals or cruelty to children.

Risky tactic. People from Hull are utter cunts...

They seem to have improved a hell of a lot over the years. We lived in Hull or nearby for about 15 years and they were absolutely terrible in the late '90s, early 2000s. Around that time, a friend lasted just 3 months working for them as they were so badly run. They seemed to get their act together around 2008 or so, providing slightly expensive but rock solid and fast broadband and their customer service finally moved on from the bored, rude drones you always got when calling them. They're an effective monopoly in Hull and the surrounding areas, so it's good to see they aren't completely taking the piss.

Ahh, it's misogyny now- https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2019/oct/12/kate-osamor-becomes-fifth-female-labour-mp-to-face-deselection I love this line- Followed later in the article by- Must be because she's a woman though.

Ah, I was looking for that one, beer hid it from me...

Your two examples there are exactly why- the smoking- cancer link was buried or distorted for years by pet 'scientists', and the heliocentric model of the solar system denied by religious dogma. In the case of climate change, it's good PR from extremely rich people, and boundless stupidity from the likes of the BBC in the name of 'balance'. There is no balance when it comes to climate science, it's every scientist worthy of the name versus a relative handful of bought and paid for shills and outright cranks.

Nice, I'm not a metal fan by any means but that was damn good. Have this back-

While I was having my 6th crap of an ill judged night, this kept me thinking of what could have been. In some ways, I like to think this was specially written for me-

Boozy, shitting through the eye of a needle night, so these two-