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Chairman Meow last won the day on June 15 2017

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    Ich bin ein Auslander
  • Birthday January 31

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  1. Chairman Meow


    Having seen the night life of Langholm and Duns on many an occasion I feel that if anything you are underselling just how horrific it is. You feel the need to put on a dam I gotta question what your face is doing down there in the first place.
  2. Chairman Meow

    Tory Cabinet Thread

    We're going to need a bigger ring. And for once I'm not referring to Mook's arse. Besides her general level of stupidity and complete inability to recognise any failings in herself (which seems to apply to the entire cabinet) it genuinely staggers me how someone who's parents are immigrants can be so anti immigration. It's such a blatantly obvious "well I've benefitted from it so fuck everyone else" attitude, but no one seems to even recognise the hypocrisy of it.
  3. Chairman Meow

    Rival Players You Respect

    Surely if you take out the Manc part that accurately describes the majority of this forum.
  4. Chairman Meow

    The Sara Matos Appreciation Society

    If she asked nicely I could give her 30 of the most unmemorable seconds she'll ever have.
  5. Chairman Meow

    Arsenal (H) Premier League - 28/9/20 - 20:00

    Didn't we try to sign Xhaka when he went to Arsenal? I'm glad we didn't, he's fucking shite.
  6. Chairman Meow

    "Luis Suarez - intentionally diabolical"

    Be interesting to see how much Messi likes Suarez when he's having his throat bitten out playing against him.
  7. Chairman Meow

    Donald Trump

    It would be safer for everyone if he just admitted to having a tiny cock and then he wouldn't have to bother trying to over compensate all the time.
  8. Chairman Meow

    Serious things you shouldn't laugh at

    That's kind of disappointing, I was hoping it would be shit. Feel like I'm missing out now.
  9. Chairman Meow

    Serious things you shouldn't laugh at

    What is Whittaker's stuff like? They used to sponsor some touring cars and I've always wanted to try some as a result. Mainly as the Robbie Francevic Sierra they sponsored looked supoib.
  10. Chairman Meow

    Lincoln (A) League Cup 24/9/20 - 19:45

    We should substitute him for Lijnders at half time, anyone can go 4-0 up using some first team players, Lijnders could have won this with the under 12's.
  11. Chairman Meow


    Don't go, they'll all think you're a massive cunt and then never invite you to anything ever again. There is no downside whatsoever.
  12. Chairman Meow


    If you want I can pop out for a drive and take some pictures for you? I do have quite a lot of pictures of Northumberland and the surrounding area already, but most of them have a rally car in the middle of them. The local lockdown seems mostly bollocks anyway up here. Just the rule of 6 bullshit and the pubs shutting early, everything else is still pretty normal. The term lockdown is anything but accurate. A friend of mine owns a hotel in Cleveland and they're open, just doing stuff to take precautions and keep visitors separate etc. and aren't having any issues being able to keep open although it's made how they do things a bit of a strange setup.
  13. Chairman Meow


    So I'm in a lock down area in the North East now. Our local lock down isn't even a fucking lockdown and is totally non sensical. As I'm sure most of you know I'm self employed, the current local lock down means I can't walk 100 meters down the street to my friends house as that would break the 6 person bubble. But he does some work for me and tomorrow he can come to the farm as it's a workplace. Likewise I am going down to Cleveland to do some work today, it's fine to do that. But they also live on site and if I go into his house I would be breaking the lockdown rules. It is however fine for me to go to the pub down the road as long as I leave at 10pm, because as we all know the virus is a nocturnal predator and only comes out at night? Anecdotal I know, but I got swine flu when that did the rounds. I started with symptoms at work and then left early and went home before basically being totally fucked with it for the best part of a week. No one I worked with got it, no one at home got it either. Edit: forgot to mention the local school is still open as well.