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  1. Johnlj

    January 2021 Transfer Thread

    Echo: two percent owner Lebron James getting ready to don the red jersey. He'll save us millions and will slot right in to the centre back position as cover for Van Dijk. He is dominant in the air and will probably surpass our current number four in ability due to his physical displays and willingness to win an aerial battle at any cost. He will play on a minimum wage as one of Mr. John Henrys yachts are laid up in drydock with engine trouble. The money needed for the repair was earmarked for an unnamed world class centrehalf we've been monitoring and eyeing the last three years. Our sources tells us that we have no sources, but will only write whatever we are being fed about saving millions as we already have the next worlds best in every position.
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    January 2021 Transfer Thread

    Probably better at that than a striker tbh.
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    Most cringeworthy thing you’ve ever witnessed

    At my sons game a couple of years back I shouted as loud in Danish as possible. That said this is not a racist remark at all, nor spelled that way but the sounding of the word is exactly the same. It translates roughly for an English person that shouts " cross for a header/ cross in head height / in the air " In Danish " Ind over til en nikker " to nik means to nod or in football terms head the ball. it's just been a natural part of my age group growing up calling for that pass when someone is on the wing with the opportunity to cross. But lets just say it's not really anymore.
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    Glasgow Celtic.

    Lennon still have a job ? Fat Sam on his way then when he gets the boot at WBA.
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    Wrongful Conviction Shows, Films and Documentaries

    Just finished the Michael Peterson one. Two days it just sucks you in. Emotional roller coaster of a show. 10/10
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    Rhys Williams

    He'll be awesome in a few years for a grog team. To slow to make it here with the backline we like to play unfortunately. Shame I actually thought he was a bit faster, but should fetch a decent fee in a couple of years time after a couple of loans.
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    Nike deal

    I ordered a few different shirts. Replica you need XL for a normal L Player version you 2XL for a normal L Ordered XL and XXL for testing. for player version and because of the different fit you definetly need 2XL Quality is absolutely stunning on both. Ordered of a chinese woman who is not on DHgate. I'm not sure if I am allowed to link it though. She is on something called yupoo ( yeah I know hehe )
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    January 2021 Transfer Thread

    Different leagues. None of them with a playstyle to lump it to a big bastard. Slow leagues with defenders able to read the game ahead of time and get into position. Sure they needed some aerial ability, but here you just need that aerial presence all the time. If we sign him I sincerely hope to be proved wrong, but to be perfectly honest I don't see him winning a duel in the air against a player like Kane etc.
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    January 2021 Transfer Thread

    A 1.80 meters centerback. Not for me, Clive. He is good in a completely dominating Bayern team. The grogs here would kill him.
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    Other football - 2020/21

    Actually the cunts name is pronounced with endings that rime on. Fucked by a bear Not all there Cunt with no hair And windowlicker
  11. Johnlj

    January 2021 Transfer Thread

    The we can save millions spin starting up again in the Echo. We apparently have the new Phillip Lahm and four others to save us millions. Teenagers Fucking tight ass Americans. Lets rely on teenagers to challenge for the only goal for them. CL qualification so the money keeps rolling in and the value keeps going up. John W's yacht must be in drydock and needing a new engine. The Echo really is comical Ali these days.
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    Georginio Wijnaldum

    We can pay Milner 120k per week for a 1½ more, which is outrageous. He was already finished when he got that contract. And we can't pay steady Eddie a decent wage compared. it really is a joke. Milner might be a good influence in the dressing room, but his days of offering any thing playing wise is long gone. Gini have at least 3 years in him and I understand why he might be pissed getting offered fuck all compared to his contribution to the team.
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    We've just been told right now here in Denmark that the Pfizer vaccine can be stretched up to 42 days now. We werew supposed to all have the vaccine by week seven, but now they are saying summer to late summer. Our primeminister just hit us with even harder restrictions. Only one shopper per family. two meters distance in public. maximum of 5 together at one point. The British variant of this clusterfuck of a disease is really badass contagious. We just went into tier 5 which is the highest here. They just said that over 60000 people where hit just today in England, is that correct ?
  14. Twice in two games now I think. Must be unbelievably thick some of these players.
  15. Milners cameo must be one of the worst ever in football history. Fuck me he's been shit. Makes Trents performance look world class. That takes some doing.