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Idiot. I like you as a poster, but that casual label is disgraceful. Have a think.

Followed Jeremy Thorpe into the leadership. Really cleaned things up.

It was a lighthearted comment about you being "normal", Grinch. Ne'er mind.

Yeah, "normal" people...

Nah - it's a cultural thing. Acceptable in Germany as a foreign song. We very nearly had Live is Life as a chant for goodness sake. As Aventus says, proper fans them.

He is also hard as nails.

I was banned from the official Jon Bon Jovi fan website after one visit. And all I did was tell it like it is.

Dexterity, guile, discernment and a deep pathological perversion.

The quick inter-cutting with the arm amputation must really send you over the edge...

Ouch...

Time and distance can give a person a greater sense of perspective. I am still firm in my deep hatred of Loris Karius.

Haha - just picturing the ref intensely blowing his whistle when Rashford goes down and racing over with a cool flannel for his forehead. "You ok, little man? Medic! Medic! This lad needs a lollipop! Only kidding, Marcus. Here's one I hid up my sleeve just for you..."

What Man City FFP thing? What are you on about? Just LOOK how they move the ball through the midfield!! Look at the shiny shiny!!!

If this article is anything to go by, the team that will supposedly benefit the most from VAR is Liverpool. https://www.forbes.com/sites/stevemccaskill/2018/08/07/data-analytics-proves-manchester-united-is-the-luckiest-team-in-the-premier-league/#6bbe41232ee1 But the truth is, VAR is rubbish. This "We've got the technology, let's use it to get it right" is a joke. You can't "get it right". As has been said, it is all subjective. Factors which play a part in referees' decision-making are many, including occasion and participants (nobody can convince me that big teams don't get advantage). Bring in VAR and the same factors are at play. Plus, players will change their game, and will know exactly how to exploit the technology in order to gain an advantage. I say gib it off. In 10 years' time an algorithm will make all the decisions, and that will annoy everybody. That said, I wouldn't only take AI over Lee Mason, I'd take a rusty tamagotchi that some kid threw on the pitch. With flat batteries.

Yes but this comeback hasn't got an unexpected twist...

He took a long time to come good at Liverpool. He will take a long time to come good after his injury. Shame, as a "long time" is something we ain't got!

It's funny because it's true, as Homer would say. I'd like to see a "number of posts by poster" for this thread. I'd bet the number dwarfs that in the one about the person he voted for, that's for sure.

But what about Corbyn signing it?

Sir Peter Bottomly accidentally signing into the wrong window there. His vacant PornHub account must have had a day off.

"Firmino: Klopp helped make me into the player I am today" Harsh.

I wonder if it's because they laughed at his haircut.

Wayne Gretsky approves this message. Personally speaking I lead a full life (not necessarily in the Carl Rogers sense, but I have an awful lot to be grateful for) but yet, if I didn't have football, I know a huge part of me would be empty. I do think your conflating off-field fluff too much with the game of football, Lee. Keep away from punditry, social media and online forums other than TLW, and life will be better, I'd say. Go Oilers!

So true. But, and trust me on this, in 10 years' time, it will be an algorithm making the decision. I say 10 years, it will probably be less...