Fowlers God

I’ve bought you a steak for dinner, was on offer in Waitrose, only £1.20 well that will be one mouthful, which is what she said.

It’s been a long Lockdown

Can’t believe this was 2012

If, but I wouldn’t count on it.

May as well start letting the bat go. I know we are frustrating Australia but the likely good is we need broad fit to bowl not batting half the day. Get the run rate up and be confident in our bowling attack

If patriotism hadn’t been commandeered by racists it wouldn’t really be an issue. Problem is its used now to make people feel like they aren’t included because they weren’t born somewhere. Since Brexit I don’t feel like I particularly belong anywhere, i was just born born into the world and I’m doing the best I can to make mine and my kids lives better.

I’m jealous of everyone who is watching this for the first time. the best Box Set ever Written. Of all the relationships on screen, between Vic and the various characters that he either works with, against, criminals, cops trying to bring him down etc, the one relationship that’s intriguing is the one with Wyms. You better figure out how much you hate me. And how you're going to deal with that. 'Cause I'm not going anywhere.

It’s the reason why I’ve not watched the new one

Shove ya Tory Sport up ya arse

Hope the family treats you well. Other than that I hope a rain cloud follows you around all day! Have a shit one

Just explaining to The Mrs that I was helping my daughter complete her Y5 maths homework and that she needed a protractor and I was struggling to assist her with the equations. She laughed her and mocked me so hard that I didn’t know how to use a “protractor “ and then said who uses them anyway, we used to just scratch our crushes name on our arms and that was it. I said thats a compass you fucktard

Not just me then.

And she’s currently pregnant. How did you manage to maintain those links?

Update: I have currently been moved out for 1yr and 1 day. That means I have 1 year left until I can start divorce proceedings. Absolutely cannot wait. The kids seem settled in their their new lives. This is the hardest part, hearing them talk about “Andy this and Andy that” he might be good to them but seeing texts on my daughters phone from the ex about giving him father’s day presents is taking the biscuit. I’m glad they like him but his the reason (ok not fully) your parents are not together. Still to this day I’ve encouraged the relationship as he moved in the day I moved out etc. Im approx £500 a month worse off. Just with the cost of living and doing everything on my own. Leaves me about £30 a month to myself which is hard but I’ve still got my kids and that’s all that matters. Im 7 months into a new relationship with someone that absolutely blows my mind every day. I know it was the kids but looking back I can’t believe I was stuck in such a boring, unloving, sexless marriage for so long. So all in all things are fucking great.

I’m alive and well