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Haha! That is superb. For me, the winning line is, "So many people coming up to chat with me and my son." File with Shroud of Turin and the Hitler Diaries...

Plus, Sorloth will be too busy saving the Fraj people by slaying hydra in the tundra of Sraktron.

I haven't read all of this thread, so apologies if there's voices of reason in there. Posting that picture on the internet is the equivalent of that stupid pair who had that "bridesmaid" flag on the Kop the other week. If you can imagine an Arsenal forum bickering and spitting rage after seeing that banner, and saying stuff like "It doesn't even make sense! He can't even technically be a bridesmaid! Fucking thick scouse bastards!" That's what's going on here. Seriously, it's embarrassing. If you can't see it for what it is and smile, then best just ignore it.

?? Are you talking about Frode or Paddy the Baddy?

You missed out lamenting the fact that women have agency over their own bodies unlike in the 80s when sex was done to them and it was great.

Fun films I could watch any day even though I've seen them tons of times, and still enjoy them: The Ladykillers Groundhog Day Big Lebowski Ghostbusters Back to the Future Grease The Supergrass The Cat and the Canary Less "fun", but films I could watch any day and still really enjoy: Jaws Elmer Gantry

I was referring to Requiem for a Dream, but I’m now starting to suspect that “Piss My Ass Off 2” isn’t the Vince Vaughan frat film I presumed it to be.

"One of these films, ain't like the others, One of these films just ain't the same...!"

("wool")

(I only learned the word "tifo" after Arsenal's semi-final the other week)

(I don't really think he'll get a tifo)

I think everyone is fed up with outsiders criticising the fans, and even joining in sharing an opinion on Trent. Being the contrarians that we are, now that every man and his dog has stuck his oar into our affairs, I fully expect Trent to get a tick-a-tape welcome and full Main Stand tifo for the Palace game.

I'm no massive lover of our Michael but just on the 'main gig' point, he's actually the global equivalent of what Gary Neville is in the UK. He works for Premier League Productions, so with Steve Bower, fronts the coverage of English football around the world. They rotate second guests, but Owen is there every game. I know the UK sees him with Webb, but that's because Sky buys that programme in. For what it's worth, I think he does a good job presenting. I've mentioned it before, but I remember the cheer he got when the youth team were presented with their FA Cup winning medals at half time during a first team match. All of the other players got a cheer, but when they finally came to him and his name was announced there was an ovation. He was 16 at the time. Everyone knew this kid was going to be a future star for Liverpool. He would have gone to school on Monday buzzing. It is a pity the way it all went, but I have definitely softened towards him. He was always a bit too full of himself, to tell the truth.

I didn't get that far, mate. Now you've said that, I might give it another go at a later date. It will have to be in a few days as the disappointment is a bit too strong at the moment. And I speak as a fellow fan.

Is that lad on pills for his nerves…? “Av that yer redshite bastards.” ”I’m livin in the jag.”