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No, no - no, no, no, no - no, no, no, no - no, no, no, no....! No, Lee Tower!

That is truly awful. His dancing at the start seems like he's listening to a different song. Then the design tech decides to turn the lights up from 5 to 6 when he sings "It's going to be a bright..." Then back down to 5. It's clear that Lee was being held back by the people around him. I can picture him now, huddled over another empty shot glass mumbling, "I just had too many 'yes men' back in '74..."

Aye, I was at the Arsenal game, the final, and this game, too. It was virtually from the kick off, Macca just absolutely cut him in two. It was a horrible tackle and Jones was down for a while. He was hobbling around for ages, and the Kop was giving him real grief about him being a "hard man". He left the pitch but came back on after a while. I learned a few years later that he had something like 12 stitches in his shin. To be fair, we were all laughing at him for hobbling around and being a fake hard man. I don't think there's many players who would come back onto the field with stitches in their shin.

I’m sure it was Dave K who was saying something like “haha, look at the RS celebrating because they’ve won a trophy. They only won the trophy because they won a load of games of football”. It was one of the most amazing examples of denial, cognitive dissonance and delusion I have ever seen. He wrote these comments and posted them on a football forum. Because he supports a football team. Who play in football matches. To try to win enough of them to be awarded a trophy. For being good at football. Dave K. Take no notice.

These days they throw you in jail just for being English these days.

Botched thread beaut.

Matt Damon. You all read it in that voice anyway.

Harsh. He's had some key moments this season in terms of the Arsenal equaliser and a couple of important goals. He's been a very poor signing over all, but he definitely deserves a medal.

He was "joint captain" wasn't he? He lifted the cups "together" with Redknapp in the treble season, I think. I can't remember too well these days though, as Tommy Smith was captain when I was born.

Oh, yes. And "working hard under pressure" is "had to suffer". They're imported from Spain aren't they?

That Dave K is like the bloke in the pub who just can't help himself, and the only reason he doesn't get planted is because his long-suffering missus bales him out by telling everyone to "take no notice" when he lumbers to the bog. In fact, Mrs K should follow him around Grand Old Team and just post "take no notice" after every one of his posts.

Those Pep celebrations were the very definition of "performative".

And a whizzhead manager who every time the camera pans to him looks like he’s on a night out at the Quad.

City are an absolute disgrace. The FA should be all over this performance. Cheating, moaning, constantly. They’ll see getting an opposition player sent off as a victory. Absolutely appalling.

I honestly don’t remember the game, other than the incessant dirge. We scored, I’m sure, as I remember thinking it would shut them up. But it didn’t. I know we’d sing that song because we were, like, champions of Europe. They sung it even though they weren’t.