Bird fancying amnesty thread

[Anubis]

Don't worry RL, how do chick's put it when they're being diplomatic - she has a nice personality.....

[Lurtz]

Don't worry RL, how do chick's put it when they're being diplomatic - she has a nice personality.....

 

Ah, but apparently she's a complete cow. And I'm told she takes a different bloke home most weekends. I can only assume that either the same bloke wouldn't go back twice, or that she eats them.

[Anny Road]

For the sake of the Lord, that is outrageous. Look at the sheer expanse of flesh from her neck down before there's even a hint of breast. Whatever possessed you? Was it a bit of a taboo thing you had going on, or what?

 

I saw that but did you notice the clever use of the slack bow tie to break up the expanse. She has obviously watched how to look good naked.

[Elmyn Noos]

I bet she has horrible little knuckles for tits too, and wears stripey tights.

[stringvest]

For the sake of the Lord, that is outrageous. Look at the sheer expanse of flesh from her neck down before there's even a hint of breast.

 

I know. You could iron a duvet cover on that piece of fleshy real estate. Redder, you've definitely got a chubby chaser thing going on there mate. I reckon her blood type is Ragu.

[melons]

Kin'ell! shit!

 

RL you have disappointed me....surely some surfing would of pulled better material? Being pissed is no defence for that....

 

 

worth the wait though... ;) I do admire your courage for sharing, and giving the younger ones nightmares.. Fair play...

[TheHitman]

Yup Redder Lurtz certainly takes a walk on the wild side

[Paul]

Fair play for owning up, though, mate. I just can't conceive of being able to knock one off to that image, nevermind wanting to.

[Guest PaddyBerger15]

Fair play Lurtz, and it has to be said, that as far as amnesty material goes, that is going to be hard to beat.

[L19red]

lurtz?

 

 

fat chicks need love too

[ted tucker]

 

 

[Stouffer]

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhaahahahahahahahaha!

 

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

[redheart]

Sorry that fecker was soooo bad its gonna take a crow bar to uncurl my toes!!!

[billybonzo]

 

I would

[She Knows It]

I know. You could iron a duvet cover on that piece of fleshy real estate. Redder, you've definitely got a chubby chaser thing going on there mate. I reckon her blood type is Ragu.

 

I laughed heartily. RL, I cannot believe you could be so shameless as to post that picture. And then to pretend you didn't shag her, as if that makes it better. Ye Gods.

[Section_31]

 

 

Woah holy shit!

 

Her only plus point is that she has hair like He-Man.

[Stu Monty]

How apt. I bet she's used to riding cringers?

[Section_31]

How apt. I bet she's used to riding cringers?

 

Oh that's good, that's fucking good!

[Lurtz]

How apt. I bet she's used to riding cringers?

 

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Kin'ell! shit!

 

RL you have disappointed me....surely some surfing would of pulled better material? Being pissed is no defence for that....

 

 

worth the wait though... ;) I do admire your courage for sharing, and giving the younger ones nightmares.. Fair play...

 

DT, can't apologise enough.

 

On a lighter note, took 'nice girl' out last night. Decided she's not that 'nice.' Can't be arsed. Get your bum over here DT, don't forget your cossie.

[WaltonRed]

Lurtz, you are awful...but I like you!

[Section_31]

???

 

[melons]

???

 

 

 

DT, can't apologise enough.

 

On a lighter note, took 'nice girl' out last night. Decided she's not that 'nice.' Can't be arsed. Get your bum over here DT, don't forget your cossie.

 

she tried to get you in to bed didnt she? :whistle:

[Lurtz]

she tried to get you in to bed didnt she? :whistle:

 

Nah, nothing like that. She just ain't for me. Decided that about 8.30 last night but didn't run away. Probably should have done. Shit night.

[billybonzo]

I took this bird out 1 night and had decided by about the same time of night she weren't for me after she had great pleasure in telling me she had an "asbo" for fighting.

[billybonzo]

 

i would