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  1. Got it in ours, George used to play it after the match up until a few years back, crackin tune. "The angels came and took Shanks away, and from above we hear him say 'Give me men whose hearts have bled, make them proud to wear the red'"
  2. Well they do have a suite/lounge/corporate thing named after him at their ground. So does David Speedie for that matter.
  3. Never mind who scored. Is Jose going to be bitching about that one for years to come, because it barely crossed the line.
  4. They're as bad as Everton, "oo look at us we're bidding for XYZ", publicity seeking nomarks. Saw a quote from Whackeen saying they're a mythical club, I'd say that was fair enough, they're all talk, no substance.
  5. What pisses me off is the way the media assumes they'll go straight in the Prem. If they want in, then they have to earn it, and that means starting at the bottom. We had to work our way up from 1892, likewise AFC Wimbledon have to do it now. They don't like it, tough shit, they can stay where they are.
  6. Me too, he used to love playing them though didn't he (come to think of it was there anybody he couldn't score against?). The two in the semi we're belters too.
  7. Pierre the French fighter pilot brings a lady back to his hotel room, they're fooling around when the bird stops and says: * Imagine a French accent * "Pierre, Pierre, kiss me 'ere" (points at her lips) Pierre, gets a bottle of red wine and throws it on her face...... "Pierre, Pierre, what are you doing?" "I am Pierre, the French fighter pilot, I like red wine with my red meat" She thinks nothing of it and they carry on, a bit later she stops and says...... "Pierre, Pierre, kiss me 'ere" (points at her tits) Pierre, gets a bottle of white wine and throws it on her chest...... "Pierre, Pierre, what are you doing?" "I am Pierre, the French fighter pilot, I like white wine with my white meat" She thinks nothing of it and they carry on, a bit later she stops and says...... "Pierre, Pierre, kiss me 'ere" (points at her crotch) Pierre, gets a bottle of brandy, throws it at her and sets it light...... "Pierre, Pierre, what are you doing?" "I am Pierre, the French fighter pilot, when I go down, I go down in flames!" Taxi!
  8. We're gonna get caned 4-0. My pessimism always works sometimes.
  9. Good call, topless darts would rule too. They've bought the rights to every other sport so why not this?
  10. Luque maybe, the rest nah. Including Shearer, he's past it and wouldn't get away with half of the elbows etc playing for us. Besides, Emre is a circus midget and should be getting shot out of a cannon not playing footy.
  11. English & Scouse count? And fluent shite when pissed. Or sober.
  12. After carefully considering the argument put forward by Mr Kendall, I have come to the following conclusion.... You can't spell Bitter Fuckers without EFC.
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