Pierre the French fighter pilot brings a lady back to his hotel room, they're fooling around when the bird stops and says:
* Imagine a French accent *
"Pierre, Pierre, kiss me 'ere" (points at her lips)
Pierre, gets a bottle of red wine and throws it on her face......
"Pierre, Pierre, what are you doing?"
"I am Pierre, the French fighter pilot, I like red wine with my red meat"
She thinks nothing of it and they carry on, a bit later she stops and says......
"Pierre, Pierre, kiss me 'ere" (points at her tits)
Pierre, gets a bottle of white wine and throws it on her chest......
"Pierre, Pierre, what are you doing?"
"I am Pierre, the French fighter pilot, I like white wine with my white meat"
She thinks nothing of it and they carry on, a bit later she stops and says......
"Pierre, Pierre, kiss me 'ere" (points at her crotch)
Pierre, gets a bottle of brandy, throws it at her and sets it light......
"Pierre, Pierre, what are you doing?"
"I am Pierre, the French fighter pilot, when I go down, I go down in flames!"
Taxi!