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Stu Monty last won the day on April 20 2015

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  • Birthday 10/06/1980

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    Dreamscape engineer and hired assasin
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    Write for the fanzine, think I'm funnier than I am, once played in the Subbuteo World Cup in Denmark....honest

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  1. Nothing will ever be funnier than Brownie's genuine deflation at being called a combative midfielder and trying to convince us he was "Silky". Dave was essentially right on pretty much everything and he should get a medal for having to try to herd these two drunk cats.
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    Should Corbyn remain as Labour leader?

    Whilst being sat in your Chelsea shirt.
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    Fanzine Summer Issue captions

    No regrets from the Nou Camp's new Brazilian darling Luis Suarez: "Ah Good times, I told you you'd love it over in Barca though mate". Coutninho: "Yeah...best decision ever...loving every minute..." Photographer: "Erm, do you want to smile Phil or are you sticking with that grimace thing you're doing?" As a model professional Henderson always followed the textbook advice on medical issues Problematic Gait: On long journeys you may need to get something to keep your feet elevated on, to ensure correct posture. Robertson is not impressed with disrespectful questions at pre-match press conference. Journo: "If you qualify will you be doing a cup final song? You could maybe do it with a novelty act like The Proclaimers?" ...but luckily he didn't let it bother him at all. Robbo: ...I mean, seriously, novelty? Sunshine on Leith is a genuine masterpiece for god's sake..." Ref: "I say again, I do not know these people" Messi: "Increible!". Robbo looks to take a very Native American approach to dealing with his vanquished enemies AR: "Stop cryin' and sit still will yer man. I'm no gonna kill ya, I'm just takin' yer scalp". Nobody did film-reference burns quite as well as Andy Robbo AR: "I'd better not see you supping out your little beaker after the match mate. Coffee is for closers." Messi realizes he made a BIG mistake putting money in that fortune telling machine LM: "That fucking Zoltan! It ain't about how hard you hit. It's about how hard you can get hit and keep moving forward. That's how winning is done. What we do in life echoes in eternity
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    Fanzine Summer Issue captions

    Robbo: "Hey, Leo, where's Big Virg walking off to with yer Ballon D'Or, lad? Messi: "What did you say?" Ref: "Now now Mr Robertson, that's not nice" Jurgen keeps his eye on all the sports Klopp: "I spoke to Pep last night after the Spurs game, we had a good chat" Journo: "How is he?" Klopp: "Out!" Virg: "Hey Robbo, can you imagine some of the shite that teams are going to buy from Scotland because of us". As Liverpool win number 12 at the 2025 Final in Qatar it's easy to see the benefit of all that free Nivea JH: "Adam, hurry up and take the photo, man. Then we can bin this off and get a Full English" Suarez was working overtime to get a reaction LS: "John Smith would have made a terrible Prime Minister" Quiet moment of connection from two International captains Messi: "I mean, seriously, I fly all the way over there and then it's fucking amateur hour, every time" Robbo: "Mate, tell me about it. At least you've got a chance with your lot. Have you seen Scotland recently?"
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    Missing (posters) in Action

    I thought the plan was that we wait for the Labour government to come to power and we both stride in here and take the place back in a violent revolution, smiting all that stand in our way? You've gone off early! Stick to the plan!
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    tlw footy tonight...

    I am off to rekindle the revolutionary flames in Cuba for a couple of weeks but if you were going to knock something together for April then I could make efforts to try and fit that shit into my schedule, if only just to see if you're still fighting that losing battle with father time. *He says as he cries on the inside and tries to pretend he hasn't wondered how much that hair replacement shit costs now everyone is doing it*
  7. Right then you bunch of degenerates, it happens that I have a couple of openings for teams to be taken over in the most sexy thing you can find on the internet (aside from all the actual sex stuff) The TLW Xpert 11 League! If you like footy management games, fantasy football, or just pissing about online a bit (I think we have clear proof on that score) then get yourself over and get involved. Some of the biggest legends (worst wankers) on TLW are over there strutting their staggeringly incompetent stuff so why not pop over, try it out for a bit and see how it goes. If you don't like it you can fuck it off and all you'll have lost is your face amongst people who you suspect might respect you, a bit, sometimes. http://www.xperteleven.com/?lid=54622 Take a look, hit me up. Sound.
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    Manchester night out places to go

    One thing I'd say is that you might not be able to move 40 people around very easily. Book somewhere. Maybe two destinations.
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    Should Corbyn remain as Labour leader?

    But this is the real world we are talking about. You have to at least acknowledge the fact that you are trying to knock down the fossil fuel and nuclear power industries at the same time; and that, as nice as wind power might be, you might as well suggest we run the power stations on unicorn tears if you think you're doing that in the time required.
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    Should Corbyn remain as Labour leader?

    So am I. I don't think future generations would thank you for trying and failing to transition the energy supply by dumping nuclear and fossil fuels at the same time as their food supply runs out due to global warming.
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    Should Corbyn remain as Labour leader?

    Well there's a reason you had to put safe in inverted commas. There are lots of useful things that come with risks, we manage them or accept them.
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    Should Corbyn remain as Labour leader?

    I'm far from convinced that having a fair bit of nuclear power in the mix of your supply is a terrible thing. I am quite convinced that transitioning into a clean energy world in time to limit the damage is made far more difficult if you are taking nuclear off the table at the same time as trying to get rid of fossil fuels.
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    Should Corbyn remain as Labour leader?

    If you didn't live in the middle east. Or Kazakhstan.
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    Should Corbyn remain as Labour leader?

    Given that Johnson is foreign secretary and May is tying her horse to Trump I reckon that a lot of the population can be won over with the appearance of competence. What you actually need is someone that has Corbyn's values, can sell a bit of the right compromise to the right of the party and can dress this compromise up in New Labour presentation - with the very specific, laser guided focus to pick your battles, stand up for your values but stand up for them in the way that least alienates people that can't be doing with Trans students telling them they have to drink Frappes but are actually quite decent people. On issues of identity you have a stock stonewall response of fairness, respect and tolerance for all but you don't spend too much time fighting there, you relentlessly move away from it to the economy, honesty and competence. The Tories have always been weak on trust - because people know they are slimey cunts, they just live with that if the money keeps rolling in. It requires quite a lot of slight of hand unfortunately; but if that is what is now required then we need to see it. Oh, and you specifically target the individual that is facing you in the media if they go after you with an agenda. You look to unpick their brand and damage them. You make it personally uncomfortable and possibly career threatening to bring bullshit to your door in the mainstream media. You take no shit. You stop begging for fairness and start bodybagging people to get it. There has to be a cost for not being even handed with you, a steep, uncomfortable, personal cost. You Paxman every cunt that speaks to you the wrong way so that they carry that shit around with them for the next month as a stamp of crossing you. You cannot be painted as weak if every time someone sees you on tv (which may be rare) you are aggressively, almost humiliatingly, killing some cunt that is trying to sell some weak shit. You aim, in every interaction to be moving the overton window of the mainstream voter (not of the political media) a tiny increment to the left. Maybe at the same time you have a second in command passing coded messages to the liberal wing that you have the right values, but that this is the only way they get to live. If I could be sure that the right leader had the values I want I would happily sign off on pretty much anything goes now to get the chance to implement them.
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    Best phone out there right now?

    Pushed ee down to buttons on my sim and will probably grab the Lenovo P2. Seems good value and good battery life.