Jennings

Yes. But only by Duckworth-Lewis.

I fucking love it when this thread is bumped.

No. In the final of the Champion's league it was to face either 21 Norwich or 15 Burnley. Based on rankings.

Spurs (4), Watford and Chelsea.

Actually I have read this through and know what he is driving at. And actually it's clear and obvious. Basically, we scraped the group stages because Bayern are a bit like Brentford. Our final was easy because we only beat someone like Norwich. Simple innit!

This Bruno fella is gonna be signing for three or for clubs this summer. Nailed on.

On here? This forum? A barrister? Are you sure he's not actually a barista?

Why did you choose this forum to seek opinion on your policy, miss?

There's a great line in the second one from Brody when he takes a boat from someone called Hendricks. He then asks Hendricks for directions to where the shark is pursuing his kid... BRODY: Where the hell are they? HENDRICKS: About ten degrees off your starboard bow. You take—. BRODY: Don’t give me that shit. Point!

“You’ll be feeling a right tit at Anfield too!”

“Yer me friggin’ bez mate yer cunt. Hic”

OMG! He’s a Doctor as well as a footballer. Is there anything he can’t do.

Fixed! *Walks off tail between legs*

I just don't find them interesting to listen to. They don't have good banter. It's all dreary shite.