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Unbelievably 'Hindsight' is trending as a result of this report. Are people so stupid they can't remember the warnings we had? This was only last year, not a lifetime ago. This is on the PM. https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2021/oct/12/covid-response-one-of-uks-worst-ever-public-health-failures?CMP=Share_iOSApp_Other

Hope her trial is on telly.

I could see Sterling going there.

Last Bommy night (or was it the on before?), Liverpool were playing at home. I had tickets. I picked my mate up as usual and parked up at the bottom of Everton Valley. As we walked through the park there were groups of friends and families having little firework parties. It was pleasant, but I gotta be honest...no-one was following the firework code. Rockets were coming in from all angles. So it was with some relief when we came towards the end of the park that I saw a man in a Hi-Visibility vest. At last some authority. Someone who had prepared to do this stuff safely. With that he grimaced, sucked in some air, took a ciggy out of his mouth, and reached down with the cigarette to light 4 rocket-air-bomb-repeaters - three of which promptly fell over pointing directly at a baby in a pram. Through thickening smoke I could just about make out the figure of a man in a hi-vis jacket, leaning into a pram, bodily protecting the baby within from the onslaught of repeating air bombs - shouting expletives that a baby shouldn't really hear. As I fled (pretty nimbly for a 50-year-old) up the hill, I could see the silhouette of my 6 foot 4 inch mate hiding behind a tiny sapling - a look of fright on his face as rockets whizzed past his ears. We bravely we hid for a while, then fled.

Newcastle will 'earn' a place in the Big Five within two years.

PL: We're really strict. We only want fit and proper owners round here! You'll have to pass a stringent test! PL: You passed. No skeletons in your closet. Come on in!!

Fair fucks to Gary Neville.

"Unprecedented"

Lauren sticking up for herself. Big balls! She no match for Amy though. In a fight, Amy could beat One Punch Jarv.

Maybe my life isn't as shit as I thought. Amy though...back with a vengeance.

"Can you not see that I am doing all this whilst also playing centre-half for Man Utd!

https://mobile.twitter.com/johnebhome/status/1443565090498826242

Sad news. Always looked fit as a fiddle, even in later years. Legend. Rest in Peace.