Bird fancying amnesty thread

[RedinSweden]

Its gone already!

[Red Dawn]

Its gone already!

 

Its ok RiS. That was the matinee. The uncensored version will be shown after 9pm

[Lurtz]

sorry

[Paul]

What a rip off!!! So much for 4pm.

[RedKnight]

I laughed so hard that my head hurts.

[Guest TK-421]

Is the amnesty off? I didn't see it...

[Lurtz]

Its gone already!

 

Gone?

 

Is the amnesty off? I didn't see it...

 

Eh?

[RedinSweden]

Gone?

 

 

 

Eh?

 

It has been removed from the site. was it naughty? Plonk it on imageshack instead.

[Anny Road]

Someone must have right clicked it for a dirty wank later.

[Lurtz]

It has been removed from the site. was it naughty? Plonk it on imageshack instead.

 

Why would it be removed from the site?

 

Oh I get it......2 mins.......

 

 

 

 

I can't believe I'm doing this twice.....

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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[Red Dawn]

This has livened up an otherwise boring friday afternoon in work. Thank you.

[Guest TK-421]

End of amnesty. You may fire at will.

 

I'm sure she's a lovely lass.

[Red Dawn]

Dear God. What a brave man.

[billybonzo]

Thats better. I dunno who 'she' is, but thats deffo amnesty material.

 

 

Its Monica Lewinsky mate.

[Paul]

For the sake of the Lord, that is outrageous. Look at the sheer expanse of flesh from her neck down before there's even a hint of breast. Whatever possessed you? Was it a bit of a taboo thing you had going on, or what?

[Lurtz]

For the sake of the Lord, that is outrageous. Look at the sheer expanse of flesh from her neck down before there's even a hint of breast. Whatever possessed you? Was it a bit of a taboo thing you had going on, or what?

 

It's not like I shagged her or anything. I'd had a particularly shitty week and I was pissed and it seemed like the thing to do at the time was to knock one off over......well, that. If it helps, I cleaned my teeth that night without once looking at myself in the bathroom mirror. Far too ashamed.

[Skidfingers McGonical]

Any hole is a goal apparently.

 

She wasn't the bird you were going to share the jacuzzi with was she?

 

I woud rather face the shame of shagging her than pulling the head off, at least you could have shot your load n her face.

 

In fact I have done very many similar birds to her size, and I ain't ashamed. Still, you should have shagged her.

 

Do you still have the opportunity?

[Red '84]

Miriam O Callaghan - Irish Current affairs TV show hostess with absoloutly gynormous baps

 

you dont need the amnesty to admire miriam, gav, she is the milf par excellence, 8 kids is it?

[Lurtz]

Any hole is a goal apparently.

 

She wasn't the bird you were going to share the jacuzzi with was she?

 

I woud rather face the shame of shagging her than pulling the head off, at least you could have shot your load n her face.

 

In fact I have done very many similar birds to her size, and I ain't ashamed. Still, you should have shagged her.

 

Do you still have the opportunity?

 

I couldn't let her share my jacuzzi for fear the water would all fall out.

 

I've never had nor ever will have, I hope, the opportunity to shag her.

[Skidfingers McGonical]

I couldn't let her share my jacuzzi for fear the water would all fall out.

 

I've never had nor ever will have, I hope, the opportunity to shag her.

 

A man in your position should be raking up those conquests (and a fucking conquest she would be, jeez) not knocking them back.

 

I thought you had no standards, you disappoint me.

 

Bet you could get a boss chin wank off her.

[Lurtz]

A man in your position should be raking up those conquests (and a fucking conquest she would be, jeez) not knocking them back.

 

I thought you had no standards, you disappoint me.

 

Skidders old man, you're a better man than I as there's no way I'd be able to keep it up long enough to shag it.

[Skidfingers McGonical]

Skidders old man, you're a better man than I as there's no way I'd be able to keep it up long enough to shag it.

 

My mates don't seem to think so, ha ha.

 

If you go 3 months from now without any, you will be getting her number I can assure you.

[billybonzo]

:drool:

[Lurtz]

billybonzo

 

*shakeshead*

[Elmyn Noos]

oh dear.

 

I admire your honesty RL, but fuck me, that is grim. It would be one thing if you'd shagged it, but surely there was better wank material to hand. surely. Her second chin has spots on it, presumably from the trail of sweat from her chins crease.