*Shakes head* Everton again.

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

3 hours ago, Harry Squatter said:

A woman I work with supports us but her husband and son are Evertonians. She said they are the biggest whingers on the planet. They are constantly moan about being on the wrong end of every single refereeing decision in the history of the game, every injury has destroyed their chances of winning anything and every turn of events such as Heysel, the Super League, FFP, the expansion of the Champions League etc. They think that every person outside the club is constantly trying to fuck them over. She said it is hilarious when they get beat but then she has to listen to days of moaning and conspiracy theories. 

Sounds like my next door neighbours.

[Reckoner]

2 hours ago, dave u said:

 

There was a reply to this which I spotted before it was deleted. It's amazing....

 

Now Dougal, let’s go through this one more time.

[halewood pete]

22 minutes ago, Reckoner said:

Now Dougal, let’s go through this one more time.

 

[Harry Squatter]

Has seen absolutely no success since 1987 yet somehow it will be a disaster if they have one season in the 2nd tier. 

 

Fucking knobheads calling it the Old Lady, robbing the term from Juventus.

 

[Manny]

56 minutes ago, Harry Squatter said:

Has seen absolutely no success since 1987 yet somehow it will be a disaster if they have one season in the 2nd tier. 

 

Fucking knobheads calling it the Old Lady, robbing the term from Juventus.

 

"All the firsts" - they just can't help themselves, can they!?

 

"All the players" - some good players no doubt, but there've been a lot of players who've turned out at 'The Old Lady' who'd be better fits for the second tier than the top one, quite frankly.

 

"Everything she's seen" - well she's seen a dog getting paraded round before a game, which most grounds haven't seen in fairness, so I'll give him that one.

[AngryOfTuebrook]

(Fucksake, it had to be me saying this!)

 

What's with the fucking pronouns in that Tweet?  It's a shitty old footy ground; "it", not "she".

[Reckoner]

9 minutes ago, AngryOfTuebrook said:

(Fucksake, it had to be me saying this!)

 

What's with the fucking pronouns in that Tweet?  It's a shitty old footy ground; "it", not "she".

Maybe it identifies as a tart?

[alles ist gut]

44 minutes ago, AngryOfTuebrook said:

(Fucksake, it had to be me saying this!)

 

What's with the fucking pronouns in that Tweet?  It's a shitty old footy ground; "it", not "she".

Self-identifies as a tree

[Barrington Womble]

1 hour ago, AngryOfTuebrook said:

(Fucksake, it had to be me saying this!)

 

What's with the fucking pronouns in that Tweet?  It's a shitty old footy ground; "it", not "she".

It emphasises the "old lady" aspect. 

[Bjornebye]

 

 

 

 

 

[manwiththestick]

1 hour ago, Reckoner said:

Maybe it identifies as a tart?

Maybe it should, it hardly identifies as a stadium, the fucking dump.

[TheHowieLama]

2 hours ago, Reckoner said:

Maybe it identifies as a tart?

@Rico1304 !!!!

[Mudface]

1 hour ago, Bjornebye said:

 

 

 

 

 

 

The guy seems to think he's reeled in a mighty catch, judging by how often he just replies 'nibble'. Nicely summed up here.

 

 T

[an tha]

1 hour ago, Bjornebye said:

 

 

 

 

 

Sums so many of them up perfectly that tweet.

[Anubis]

“Commence Operation: Sinking Ship exercise.”

 

 

 

[Mudface]

9 minutes ago, Anubis said:

“Commence Operation: Sinking Ship exercise.”

 

 

As if a big club would be interested. He's found his level already.

[Trumo]

4 hours ago, Manny said:

..well she's seen a dog getting paraded round before a game, which most grounds haven't seen in fairness, so I'll give him that one.

 

That dog looked like the one getting 'Nam flashbacks when presented with a plate of cupcakes.

[Harry Squatter]

 

 

 

[Harry Squatter]

2 hours ago, Anubis said:

“Commence Operation: Sinking Ship exercise.”

 

 

 

Didn't anyone ever tell him that Everton were the first team to have goal nets?. How can he ignore that?

[Bad Red Bull]

https://www.footballinsider247.com/everton-in-advanced-talks-with-msp-sports-capital-sources/

 

A win over us and the mancs for them after a long time.

[A Red]

On 02/03/2023 at 18:12, dave u said:

 

There was a reply to this which I spotted before it was deleted. It's amazing....

 

Just the slight issue of not understanding that the line is drawn where the ball is not the last player

[No2]

1 hour ago, A Red said:

Just the slight issue of not understanding that the line is drawn where the ball is not the last player

The co commentator on Sky had the same issue. He seemed to be completely forget about the existence of the ball. Embarrassing few seconds for him.

[Poor Scouser T]

Not sure I quite understand this myself. Ok get the ball is the focus but does the line not need to be perfectly 90 degrees to the touch line?

 

Edit Looked again Ok I get it thanks to Dougal.

[AngryOfTuebrook]

FiveThirtyEight's latest forecasts of each team's probability of relegation.

 

It will be interesting to see how this changes if they fail to beat Forest.

 

[Chocoholic]

1 hour ago, Harry Squatter said:

Has seen absolutely no success since 1987 yet somehow it will be a disaster if they have one season in the 2nd tier. 

 

Fucking knobheads calling it the Old Lady, robbing the term from Juventus.

 

Ahh, you misunderestimate our friends if you think it may be only one.

 

First club 'never to be relegated'* to spend several seasons in Championship or who knows where

 

*Lies, lies and damned lies