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April Fools was a couple of days ago.

Gabriel goes off injured with what looks like a significant injury

There’s no way we’re after him. I smell a Ratiu.

For what it’s worth I do think we’ll win the title….we’ve got too much of a lead and Arsenal aren’t good enough to close the gap. All I’m saying is that IF we blew it I wouldn’t be surprised. I appreciate rumours are part and parcel of the game but I genuinely can’t remember a team topping the table having so many players whose futures are in question. Off the top of my head this season: Alisson Trent Konate Gomez Quansah VVD Tsimi Diaz Nunez Jota Salah That’s 11 players that are in and around the first team squad. I’d say there’s about 5/6 of those that are most likely off including Diaz, Nunez and Jota who are all playing shite by the way. Coincidence?

I find this whole situation so fucking weird. We’re hopefully about to clinch the title yet there’s endless stories about all of these players leaving either because their contract is about to run out or we simply don’t want them anymore. If that’s our plan, fair enough, but keep a lid on it until the season is over. Wouldn’t surprise me in the slightest if we self imploded and blew this title. How can you expect the players to perform when there’s all this doubt and uncertainty hanging over the squad?!

Has pulled out of the Netherlands squad due to injury.

Fucking hell. Gabriel trying to gee up the crowd after the most basic of headers back to his keeper.

Probably wondered what the fuck he was putting his hand up for.

I, for one, will be ecstatic when we get our hands on the ‘Piemier Loogue’ trophy.

Ahhh ok. Must have got them mixed up.

21 years old, full of energy, enthusiasm and quality, Premier League experience and sounds like a reasonable release clause. We’d be mad not to make a move for him.

He’d read the moans on here. As clear of a ‘come and get me plea’ as you can get.

Wow. What an assist by Kerkez.

I just can’t get onboard with signing Willo the Wisp. He’s one of the worst culprits for diving and I’d be a massive hypocrite if started supporting the lad. I think Semenyo has a higher ceiling anyway.

Corrected.