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And what about lunch? Snarf snarf

IMO we were being conservative with money because the China TV deal got cancelled. Now that a new deal has been signed we’ve loosened the purse strings.

Is that real or a photoshop? EDIT: It’s a photoshop. Boo.

Yes he has.

I find this post easy to masturbate to.

I wouldn’t actively choose to put beans on a pizza but if a cheezy beanzy pizza delight was put in front of me I’d definitely eat it.

You’ll be saying beans don’t go on a fry up next!

A bit of a curve ball but have always loved the drum arrangement in this track. All put together on a computer but love the way it gathers pace at around the 3 min mark.

The thing is there’s plenty of legitimate shouts as to why the season should be terminated but absolutely zero as to why it should be voided. Those who are calling for a cancelled season clearly have an agenda.

Raheem sickened at the end there. Ha!

Fixed it for you.

Following on from this, and going slightly off-topic, but as well as the whole Collymore thing my home town team Southend United and Liverpool have actually got a bit of a long standing connection. Liverpool came to Southend in the 1979 FA Cup which resulted in Southend’s biggest ever attendance of around 32000 at Roots Hall. Our line-up: Goalkeeper Ray Clemence DefenderAlan Hansen DefenderPhil Neal DefenderPhil Thompson Defender/MidfielderEmlyn Hughes MidfielderJimmy Case MidfielderRay Kennedy MidfielderTerry McDermott MidfielderGraeme Souness ForwardKenny Dalglish ForwardDavid Fairclough The game ended up 0-0 with us winning 3-0 in the replay at Anfield. Later on Ronnie Whelan signed for Southend before going on to become Player/Manager. I remember Whelan almost convinced Jan Molby to come and sign for Southend but at the last minute he got the Swansea manager offer and took that instead. Southend also went on to sign Mike Marsh for a club record £500,000 from Galatasaray (still the club record to this day). Southend also signed Steve Harkness on loan at one point and there was a rumour that Liverpool were so pleased with how he got on at Roots Hall that they were going to send Ian Rush down here too. It was towards the end of Rush’s career though so I’m not sure how truthful those rumours are. Anyway...here’s some highlights of the first game at Roots Hall.

Needs more beans.

I used to have a season ticket at my local team, Southend United. On Collymore’s debut I genuinely got goosebumps when I saw his turn of pace. He had the lot...pace, skill and could strike the ball well with both feet. If he had any weakness it was probably his heading. He scored some incredible goals and, being young and impressionable, he became my favourite player. When we signed him for £8.5m I was so unbelievably excited. It’s a shame things didn’t work out as he had all the attributes to become one of our best. Still one of my favourite ever players.