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I like how you reference that Tears for Fears cover being number one but not that the country went to war. A music fan?

I’m glad we won the league while Tyler and Neville still commentate together. when we lost the league by a point that year to could hear how happy they were when Kompany smashed that goal in against Leicester, before it they sounded terrified. Rat fuck boy acts all jolly about us winning it but you just know it kills him inside.

Also there was an Everton game were we had someone sent off. He played upfront by himself and was great, worked really hard for the team. We won 1-0 if I remember correctly

To be fair to Souness it was a lot more complicated than that. I think he loved the club more than the modern footballer did, many of which were shit, signed by Kenny who had been through a hell of a lot. Combined with the rise of United too. i completely blame the players for Evans not winning the league too, a true gent who had Liverpool running through his veins.

Hesgoal gone down. Any alternative suggestions please? edit/ now working again thanks

Any streams please gents?

The only keepers he didn’t fuck up couldn’t speak any English. Coincidence?

Everton agree personal terms but refuse to pay Madrid’s asking price for James so far. Wouldn’t it be funny if they actually lost out on him by refusing to slap the cash on the table after all this time.

A lot of the residents of Abu Dhabi no longer have heads of course

Everton’s contract offer includes a free hot meal after each training session and free child care vouchers. plus 10% off in the club store

Fighting a bunch of foreign police who as memory serves, have pistols on their belts doesn’t particularly imply he’s an intelligent responsible young man

Fighting police at the station, then attempting to bribe them?! Oh fuck, haha this gets better.

Surely they can just whip the Bangladeshi slave children a bit harder until all the westerner ungrateful spoilt brats are happy?

“Yes, champions of everything i think you’ll find.” Quality

Nigel Clough, clay faced disappointment

Sadly, there can only be one loser.

De Gea on about £55k a day, seems like good business.

Tasteful, love the ‘tunnel cam’ of Bailly being stretchered away. Just need a camera in the ambulance, maybe one in his oxygen mask. Fucking BBC

Reminded me of the World Cup final in 70, Brazil vs Italy. A privilege to watch.

Viz call a fart an ‘air biscuit’ . Hope this helps

He plays like he doesn’t to be involved. Maybe it’s the way they are brought up in Switzerland.

Fair play. I see where you’re coming from. But to have won it about 25 points clear, and be moaning about the fact the opposition made a game of it every now and then?! I see the point, I agree we need a new approach sometimes to break teams down, hopefully that can be Keita.

Down to Adrian mate. Terrible mistakes. i agree it’s a massive shame but next season we will probably win the CL AND LEAGUE double

Who gives a shit about the record? This team blew everyone out the water, including oil cheats. Atletico are a great team, and we played really well

Agree 100%, this team turns up when the pressure is on. First team in my life time that it has proper balls when it matters