Mudface

I reckon loads of Chinese bats got this for Christmas- https://store.steampowered.com/app/246620/Plague_Inc_Evolved/

"Can I get...?" should be punishable by flogging. Sadly, it seems to be the norm in central Scotland, but not with my kids, oh no.

And then you have this- https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2020/feb/28/coronovirus-test-wellbeing-herd-vaccination - which is sadly far more likely to apply in the UK and the US, what with the denigration of experts and the rise of conspiracy theory bollocks over the years, the indoctrination of 'fuck you, I got mine' attitudes and the utter incompetence and stupidity of our governments. As Stig mentioned in a post either earlier in this thread or elsewhere, people shit themselves over shops being shut on Christmas Day or a brief flurry of snow. If things get bad here, it's going to be an absolute shitshow.

That's fantastic.

Nutter. The outtakes are quite amusing too-

Heh, couldn't care less. When I first started on here, I negged some crap he'd posted. He responded by negging something I'd posted about 5 months earlier, seemingly at random because he couldn't find anything else. Strange, strange fella.

The whole thing is mind boggling. I think I posted this before in the same thread, but the sheer scale of it is just astonishing-

Ah, hey now, they went all in with the Tories in 2010. Saved Britain from becoming Greece, so they did, that's why they're so popular these days. They paved the way for 10 fucking years of austerity and counting, and helped force an election for petty party advantage which ended up delivering Johnson, a skip load of dead squirrels and a hard right Brexit, but never mind.

BHF are great, but you need to have the safety tags on the sofas otherwise they won't take them. Neither will the ambulance service, so don't bother threatening the pick up driver. Fucking NHS.

I'd have thought they'd be delighted. £30 is a cracking deal for them.

Thank Christ Elneny's stepped in (or more likely asked a few leading questions), I was getting worried there.

Yep, home advantage for 120 minutes in no way matches the potential of a double away goal advantage. Either have away goals only count double in the event of a draw after 90 minutes of the second leg, or do away with a rather archaic rule and once extra time kicks in, then it has to be a clear victory on aggregate.

Just in time for it to mutate...

Are you moving around your house, sniffing like some sort of spunk-hound?

"We've coconut all of Europe." Hehehe.

Haha, that's great.

Why not? They voted for an Old Etonian conman and previously for an ultra-Europhile Edinburgh-born barrister. Brexit is likely to still be a big issue at the next election, but mainly for its inevitable failure.

FFS, I read it as Rage Against the Machine as I'd just listened to Bulls on Parade. Erm, I'd love to see Bernie screaming, 'Don't Believe the Hype' while wearing a big, fuck-off clock.

Black hole go boom. Bit like your arse after a night on the Guinness and kebabs.

Cool. Now that's how to deal with a Coronavirus pandemic.

I'd love to see Bernie screaming, 'Wake up' or being name-checked in Renegades of Funk.

Yep, utter scum. I got on a packed train at Leeds going up to Edinburgh a while back and found some plum-voiced twat sitting in my reserved seat. I asked him to move, and the wanker actually insisted on seeing my seat ticket, even though there was an electronic display saying the seat was reserved. He finally got up and said something like, 'you can't be too careful' while I considered biting his throat out. The cunt then got off at York, just 20 minutes later.

Hahaha- the Leeds train was generally not too bad in terms of cunts, except for one group of utter arseholes who used to almost kick fuck out of people to make sure they got a table together. I've seen them refuse to move before out of seats booked by a woman and her young kids. The poor cow couldn't even get to the guard to shift them as the train was rammed. Most the real pricks commuted to London on Sunday night or first thing Monday, so we didn't have to put up with them for the rest of the week.

I do regular 5 hour train trips down to the office in Leeds and I've moved carriages before because of sad, often unbearably pompous cunts like this. I've always refused point blank to do work or take calls on train journeys. I'm already working by travelling to where I've been asked to go. Nothing's that urgent that it can't wait until I get to the hotel or back home, and if it was that urgent then it should have been planned better by the project manager so I was available. I also used to commute into Leeds on a daily one hour train journey. That was on my own time, and I'm not working unless I'm being paid for it or being given time off in lieu- not that there'd be any space to do anything on the usually massively overcrowded Transpennine Express train anyway. If there's a need for me to work out of my normal office hours, then I've been given too much to do and it needs to be reallocated.

I'd be checking my pockets if that cunt gave me a hug. About the only good thing about the floods is that people don't have to put up with a visit from the horrible prick.