Mudface

Top 20 dinosaur documentaries.

The Big Door industry causing tragedies again.

Never watched the films, or 24.

What series is IMF from? Edit: Oh, Mission Impossible , it seems. Fuck knows then.

21 dead now, fuck's sake. Apparently this guy's father was shot dead in Beirut and he's a long standing advocate for gun control- Inevitable-

Ten thousand... Although that depends on whether or not the Transfer Window trophy finally gets recognised.

Well that's bullshit. Everton won the 'Redshite didn't win the League' Cup barely 48 hours ago and they're still hopeful of the 'Redshite didn't win the European Cup' Cup in a few days' time.

Sadly, there's plenty of other cunts around to carry on.

After a couple of weeks of non-stop front pages with Starmer swigging a beer, the Mail seems remarkably eager to ignore what everyone else is reporting on-

Trumped by-

Fuck, does it make you shit yourself too?

Mmm. Keep talking.

Would.

They should just switch it off and on again.

You should be getting rid of bananas and any other soft fruit so the monkeys and their zombie slave pox army don't seek you out.

Hmm, I tend to have most of the general symptoms at any given time. I'd best keep away from monkeys, gays and young people.

What the fuck? They might be able to get away with the various misbehaviours as isolated incidents by knobheads- even though there were quite a lot of them- but the team itself is absolute AIDS. Absolutely dreadful football coupled with cheating, diving and endless timewasting. They're a snide Wimbledon with very fickle fans.

Haha, I'm the same after cracking my head on an open door a few years back. Very painful, although it did inspire me to clean up the streets of the skunk pussies and cooze hounds.

Luke's a hobbit, mate, out of Narnia.

The Great Escape, a new limited series.

Oh well, it was beautiful while it lasted. https://www.theguardian.com/football/2022/may/19/divock-origi-agrees-to-join-milan-when-liverpool-contract-expires-this-summer