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    Other Football 2021/22

    Arsenal: We are so shit, we gave Everton their first win for a quarter of a season.
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    *Shakes head* Everton again.

    Fuck sake, that RS Benitez, bringing in added time winners for £2M. Get out of our club!
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    *Shakes head* Everton again.

    They've all got blue balls. They've had nothing to have a proper wank over for ages.
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    *Shakes head* Everton again.

    Has anyone ever been on course for a hat-trick of offsides before? Another potential first
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    *Shakes head* Everton again.

    Oh dear, I think Pigeon Boy going to be offside again. Hahahaha! He's off again. Oh Everton, we're all laughing at you!
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    *Shakes head* Everton again.

    Godfrey should definitely now be off having left his studs on Saka's foot. He's got a yellow this time, but it should be at least his second
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    *Shakes head* Everton again.

    Ramsdale showing Pickford how to get his hands to a ball to push it over the bar.
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    *Shakes head* Everton again.

    Ho Ho Ho! Richarlison gets his head on a free on 45 minutes, and it gets ruled out by VAR. Now Odegaard has scored at the other end in added on time and they go in at half time a goal behind instead of ahead.
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    *Shakes head* Everton again.

    Haha, he's going to be offside! EVARton, aren't they?
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    *Shakes head* Everton again.

    Godfrey could be off here Fuck sake! No further action taken, after he left his studs on Tomiyasu's face
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    Would you swap Origi for Traore?

    With his 'end product' figures, he's very much 'The Boy Who Cried Wolves'
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    *Shakes head* Everton again.

    Would chequebook Charlie Mourinho even entertain the idea of going there without a shedload to spend? Not that they haven't already done so, but it has to be running down now. Besides which, have they been paying any heed to how Mourinho has become as toxic as they are themselves, in recent jobs? There was a time when he'd have two good years and then the third year would turn to shit with him reverting to type, but now it's straight into the third year mode.
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    Wolves (A) – Sat 4th Dec 2021 (3:00pm)

    When he went off, the commentator on the Premier League channel said "He didn't get his goal" As if he ever gets his goal. He's got one measly assist this season, with 15 games gone.
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    Wolves (A) – Sat 4th Dec 2021 (3:00pm)

    Just when we feared we were going to shit the bed after the Chelsea loss...
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    *Shakes head* Everton again.

    They might as well show their arses
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    Other Football 2021/22

    This has to stand, if it was his own teammate, Fred who stood on his foot.
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    *Shakes head* Everton again.

    Especially relevant at this time of the year, as children worldwide have unshakeable belief that Santa Claus is real. It still doesn't make it true, no matter how fervent their belief.
  18. Hilarious that some people think that Everton is anywhere near the standard of a top club
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    *Shakes head* Everton again.

    This weekend sees Southampton at home to Brighton and Leeds at home to Brentford, while the Shite are at home to Arsenal. A potential drop to 16th with home wins or even draws for Saints and Leeds, because they're not going to get anything from Arsenal, who've been in good form recently.
  20. Ole's still at the wheel here. Am I missing anything?
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