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    Teacher: "Billy, if there are 5 birds on a fence and you shoot 1, how many birds are left?" Billy: "None the others will fly away" Teacher: "The answer is 4 but i like the way you think" Billy: " I have a question for you Miss. There are 3 women eating ice cream, 1 licking , 1 biting and 1 sucking. Which one is married?" Teacher nervously answers "The one sucking" Billy: "The answer is the one with the wedding ring on but i like the way you think"
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    Hating our own players

    You only hate me because I said your dinner parties were shit.
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    The Tits For skend04 Thread

    Thank you Captain Obvious.
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    Chelsea (A) FA Cup. 3/3/2020 - 19:75

    Really really difficult to be critical of a team that has given me so much pleasure over the last year or so but this is hard to watch.
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    The Tits For skend04 Thread

    This bird watching "lark" can be dangerous. Once found myself playing with a Turdus, And ended up with this.
  6. WHOOOA dude. You had extra Sugar Puffs this morning didn't you? Remember, it's difficult to look hard when your wearing "Frozen" themed pyjamas especillay in the adult sizes.
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    Kloppo’s Best Signing

    VVD simply because he is so fuckin cool. When I was a young un, every single inch of the walls in my room were covered in King Kenny pictures from every conceivable magazine. My bed and doors had Panini sickers all over them and my school book covers had pictures of him selotaped to the inside cover (helped lessen the shame of the wallpaper colour!). If I were that age again I would be doing the same with VVD.
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    The FA Cup reaction

    Managers gonna manage. No one else is relevant.
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    Debbie Harry, Stevie Nicks or Kate Bush ?

    Debbie Harry was responsible for many a crispy bedsheet. My mum used to fold mine with a 14lb hammer.
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    Wolves (A) Premier League 20/1/2020 - 20:00

    Pretty sure Klopp will not have done an Ole and has told Sadio if he feels anything to come off.