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Call me cynical but, the windfall tax was always on the agenda for the Tories. The additional VAT revenue from fuel is being hoovered up by them and the excessive profits for the oil companies is being allowed in the knowledge that they will be asked to give some of it back. It will the be vomited all over the news and the right wing press will lap it up like the rabid dogs they are. The flag waving, blue passport holding, cerebrally challenged will have their reason to justify the treasonous behavior of their elected government. The carnage left in the wake of the delay will be forgotten.

How dare these Spanish upstarts play this well in a semi final of the Champions League on their home ground. How dare they play us at out own game and press the living daylights out of us. I for one thought they would show us the respect we deserve and allow us just to stroll through to the final where we will inevitably win thirtyseventy nil.

If you are referring to Boris's pubes, then almost certainly yes.

He will not go until his party decide to revert to type and save their own skin. No one at Tory head office wants to inherit the absolute shit show that currently exists. (entirely of Boris and his odious friends making may I add). They will keep him in office until it is absolutely unfathomable (in their minds, not ours) how they can win an election with him in place. The Tories are playing genius level politics at the moment. The mention a few months ago of the letters to the 1922 committee regarding the vote of no confidence, was intended to send the message to the wavering few that it was all in hand. There was no way whatsoever that anyone was going to stick their head above the parapet and take the bullets that are currently aimed at Boris. Sunack tried briefly: that went well! The only caveat I would add is the Sue Gray Report. It may well be a leap of faith too far even for a Tory!

Nah, that was because you were a house breaker was it not?

So, in summary, we may or may not have signed him, he may or may not have been good for us and I may or may not give a fuck. I choose not.

He has won 29 major trophies (which is more than the majority of the teams in the whole of the english league) including 2 champions league medals and 11 league winners medals, he is only 30 years old and we have won 100% of the matches in which he has played. Suspect fitness or not we are lucky to have him. He is a born winner!

Have you considered dog fostering mate. My wife used to work for wood green (the one on the telly) and we used to do it. We always took the ones that struggled in kennels. It was hard at times letting some of them go, but its usually only for a few weeks and the information you can feed back to the rescue shelter helps them get better homes. I know it's ot for everyone but it is very rewarding.

Very sensible mate. You feeling ok!

Not quite today but, this is a genuine extract. GLASGOW HERALD 1 APRIL 1839 ATTEMPTED ROBBERY On Monday evening last two men attempted to force their way into the manse of the Rev. JOHN BRYCE, at Saltcoats, but the Rev. Gentleman, being on the alert, seized a horse pistol, and undauntedly issuing out of doors, attacked the fellows, felled one of them to the ground, and broke the butt-end of it over the arm of the other. The robbers, on receiving such an unlooked for reception, beat their retreat, leaving the spirited clergyman in undisputed possession of the field. A number of loose and disorderly characters have been observed in the vicinity of Saltcoats of late, and it is to be feared that other outrages may be attempted.

I like mine on the rare side as well but a good vet would get that fucker back on its feet.

Barcelona have been shit at Barcelona.

He was on 5 live this morning slabbering the same pish. If I found the likes of him or Johnson, lying in a pool of blood in the middle of the road, I would need a hip replacement by the time I finished kicking them.