TheBitch

Lads, I’ve just turned down Katy Perry, I’m off to find my car, I left it somewhere yesterday and went on a drinking session... somewhere...

Agree with NV 100%

"My glory days - if you like - as an Everton fan were under David Moyes and what we achieved with spending so minimal money was an overachievement really. We played some nice football and brought in some of our greatest players." Glory days indeed.

Yes, Chelsea will definitely be quaking in their boots.

Got asked if I was from Wigan.

Heh. Hinder how we play, eh.

I wouldn’t sell Mané for all the tea in China.

Give it Duncsy. Deffo would. Imagine how angry she’d be.

Stepping on Kev's toes here. Negged.

Just sneaking in the unders here.

Oof. Tough one.

With any luck she kills herself. Despicable twat.

I’m getting me one of these.

Top, top, clickbait. It sucked me in.

But not wholly unexpected is it.