Bjornebye

Humour helps right ?

She isn't dead yet. You can give me the blow-job after the funeral x

I fucking hate this thread. I come on it to see if any of us who I love and respect are directly suffering. For years I've squinted before clicking on it. This forum has so many truly brilliant decent people and after our Australian shit-stirring whirlwind went I always pray that one day we won't see another one gone. I Lived away for so long, I didn't really see her in my 20's. My mum rang me about 7 weeks ago , she went for a routine check and they found a lump in her lung. She rang me and couldn't get her words out and I assumed she was going to say she had coronavirus but she got it out, It was a lump. She went for tests etc. The day she went in for results I couldn't get hold of her so I rang her fella (I hate calling him that because they have been together 26 years) and he was crying. The lump in her lung they didn't know but she has got bowel cancer. Had an operation 3 weeks ago. Colostomy bag fitted etc. She had it day before we won the league. I took flowers, lucozade, fruit etc to her fella that afternoon because they couldn't have visitors and he was only allowed to see her outside. The doctors said they have never seen anyone recover quicker from that because as soon as she came round she was waling outside for a smoke. My mums always been a smoker (to her detriment) but you can't stop her. She had a week and a bit in there and was allowed home. Had a bit of a turn, went back in and the twat has spread to her brain. In 4 places. She was been with her fella 26 years since she left my dad (tough times but me and our kid stayed with my dad) and they have booked in a wedding. Only a registry office thing but they gave the bands in (whatever the fuck that means) on Thursday. My little brother (28) his girlfriend is due to give both in October. Now as strong as I can be. And despite my gobshite ways on here sometimes I'm one resilient cunt, I seem to be the only one who has accepted reality. Great I'm sure she will make the wedding. I just want her to get to see the baby. Anything after that is a bonus. My mum hates any sport except Wimbledon. I hate that she couldn't see it this year but one of her favourite ever moments in her life was watching the love of her life Goran Ivanisevic win it. Its easy to say "oh god they don't deserve it why does this happen to good people" etc My mum broke my heart. She left me and my brother in 96. She then did a few things that broke our hearts more to the point where I didn't care that she didn't turn up to my passing out parade when I was 17 in the navy. As years have passed , She has tried. And tried, and tried. A few years ago I was at my lowest and it took my mum out of everyone in my life to snap and say "I'm sick of giving you sympathy fucking grow up". If she hadn't said those words I reckon I would be dead myself. All that feeling sorry for yourself bollocks. Well anyway, my mum hasn't got long to live no-matter how any of my family etc keeps saying 'she will recover". Its fucking shit. I'm in the shower or lay in bed trying to get to sleep wondering what the fuck I'm meant to say at the funeral. Its only me and our Liam and he is hopeless at being charismatic and I am just empty. Do I wing it? Or try and write something down. I never thought this disease would harm my life. It took my Grandad 3 years ago. Now its taking my mum. She isn't dead yet I know. Sorry I've carried on typing here like a twat. Anyone of you who have had this bastard in your life, I'm fully behind us twatting it everywhere. xxxx

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Have you, haven't you? What have you taken and how close have you felt to touching god Weed (Doesn't agree with me, I don't mind people who smoke it but it sends me weird) Ecstacy (had some of the best nights of my life on it and the closest I got to touching god) Cocaine (shite) MDMA (my preferred drug of choice) Mushrooms (scatty) Acid (if you haven't done it, don't) (but do) but don't Ketamine (sex pest gear) MDMA wins hands down. Mainly because of The Prodigy when I first dabbed. Not done drugs in years but just watching something on YouTube and it reminded me how fucking good life was when I was 20

Yep fail to see the relevance in this. Oh he supports innocent Palestinian people. Got it.

Cool.

what a fucking legend? Not arsed if he is a bit gobby or whatever the fella fucking does what he does, always spoke good about scousers (i think) and he is a fucking icon. met him about a year ago and what a fucking guy. thoughts on aids and shit please?

Outstanding

Deserves its own thread and quite frankly I wish everyone the best. x

What toast?

Thoughts? 1 player from each category. Have to have made at least 1 league appearance obviously. Liverpool / Man Utd squads 97/98 season Inter / AC squads 2010/11 Benfica / Porto squads 13/14 Celtic / r*ngers squads 97/98 Everton / Portsmouth squads 06/07 PSG / Monaco squads 17/18 Barca / Real Madrid squads 04/05 Bayern / Dortmund squads 2012/13 Chelsea / Arsenal squads 03/04 Valencia / Atletico Madrid squads 03/04 Spurs / Man City squads 15/16 Possible caveat... No player from the same nation? Ie; Their international side?

Bored out my head. Cricket and women footy can only keep my attention for so long. My idea is the premier league one. I know some moan about having to pick average players but it makes it more difficult. We all know each others opinions on the world class picks so mixing it up a bit would make it more interesting. - Have to have played in the premier league - No more than one player per club - Ie; If you pick Anelka you can't have a player from Liverpool, Arsenal, Chelsea, West-Brom or Bolton Anyone in or anyone got different ideas? @lifetime fan @Sugar Ape @LF:D @MegadriveMan @Elite @3 Stacks @Alex_K @John102 @DimReaper or anyone else who fancies a go

Thank fuck

To be expected after 4 months lockdown and a massive title winning hangover. If you posted more often it would make the place better. You wildebeest.

1 player from each category. Have to have made at least 1 league appearance obviously. Liverpool / Man Utd squads 97/98 season Inter / AC squads 2010/11 Benfica / Porto squads 13/14 Celtic / r*ngers squads 97/98 Everton / Portsmouth squads 06/07 PSG / Monaco squads 17/18 Barca / Real Madrid squads 04/05 Bayern / Dortmund squads 2012/13 Chelsea / Arsenal squads 03/04 Valencia / Atletico Madrid squads 03/04 Spurs / Man City squads 15/16

Good draft that and a good win for @Alex_K. Superb side. @aRdja unlucky with a boss side as well. When we going again? I've got an idea but I think someone else had one first?

During their own game....

Fella on Twitter the other day genuinely saying Messi could be a possibility because he has never worked under Ancelotti. I’ve tried to find the tweet since but it’s gone. Hopefully because a few blues told him to pack it in. I doubt it though.

So much self-awareness in them. Can’t wait for Ancelotti to fuck these off

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So aRdja was lying? A certain someone’s crown appears to be being challenged

How come?

Random I actually followed her on Instagram only a couple of days ago. In-fact it might have been yesterday. She is very close to perfect.