Remmie

Nearly finished roll of duct tape Cable ties Muscle relaxant Crowbar Lube

PayPal - like an escort agency but you get Companionship rather than a sad handjob

Plenty of fish- a fish market I guess

Sure, I've negged you. You're welcome.

Wetherspoons - Selling tarnished cutlery that would give salad fingers the horn

R*oney granny shagging

Fuckin' H from Steps, who would have expected it?

Charlie Sheen having AIDS (bad shit house dog aids?) and still shagging pornstars unsheaved

One I only recently found out was Anthony Kiedis - lead singer of RHCP had a relationship with a 14 year old girl despite being 10 years her senior. I think it was accepted that he didn't know her true age and she looked aot older but he is supposed to have continued the relationship after finding out. I feel a bit gutted about that one as I really like them.

I had heard Wahlberg had got done for Manslaughter but it is a half memory and probably one of these rumours that snowballed. John Leslie being accused of date-raping Ulrika. Also Collymore beating the shit out of her for downing a pint

Isn't Mark Wahlberg supposed to have killed someone?

You don't have to be good enough to be good, but he is good enough