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In other news, Bayern are currently 7th

Roblerto Martinez arguing about the Rashford pen incident AND how he doesn't like VAR in such a situation. Wouldn't you love to get paid so much to be so damn wrong??

How many times have they scored, Pep?

Their pace up front is causing City all sorts.

Get the fuck in, you manc cunts

They've started pretty well here.

Why would Divock wanna manage them? Oh, you mean THEIR club legend?

Can we rename the FF 'Planet Origi'?

The fuck? The great man's thread tucked away on page 8 after yet another performance adding to his legendary Anfield status. There's a brilliant slow-mo video of his first goal on the club's FB page, couldn't copy it in here though. And the touch and finish for his second? Outrageous!

Probably the mosy snidey performance from a Liverpool team under Klopp, that. I'm not sure it was by design either, but the fullbacks were in full shithouse mode!

Add some confidence to his size, pace and power and he can be a nightmare to play against. For a fringe player once voted in the Ligue 1 Worst XI, that has yet to reach 25 years of age...he's got quite the catalogue of goals already!

Curled it perfectly off the point of his shoulder past Adrian. Jammy twat.

If you still had one by then!

He was grunting before it was cool.

Are we talking 'How am I doing, boss?' levels of cringe here?