A_S

Still, he got a bit emotional at a big life moment for one of his best mates. Fuck him.

'Give me tiiiiiime, to realize my criiiiime...' Time is what he needs. Lots of it.

That was doing my head in. 27,000 replays of two players jostling for the ball on the sideline, both likely obscuring the linesman's view. Perhaps the incorrect call, but an understandable one in the circumstances. Yet because a few phases of play later, one team is good enough to score, suddenly it's a huge controversy. A week later, you had a seemingly great chance not taken in a game that was on a knife's edge until the dying seconds. Said chance came directly as a result of a player who could have been well offside, so in isolation would make it a far worse decision than the previous example. Yet we'll never fucking know. No controversy either, but it's already passed into memory as merely a 'great chance'. So fucking annoying that.

If this genuinely surprised you, I'd suggest you haven't really been paying attention.

And silly ol' me thinking a couple of new pages might mean some actual transfer news. Cheers, wankers.

Correct. You look back at the DRS in cricket from a decade ago and just cringe at the absolute stupidity of the guidelines used for it back then. It still isn't perfect, but it's a hell of a lot better than it was. I imagine this will be something similar.

For one terrifying moment, I thought he'd actually gone ahead and started a match thread!

I've wondered if he'd ever go full circle back to Mainz to finish his managerial career?

England's POTY and captain of the best team in the world...but not captain of England. Ok, Gareth.

That famous night in Paris has elevated him significantly in the hilarity stakes. Thanks Rio!

Tim Cahill, obviously.

Let's hope there isn't a repeat of last time's highly uncharacteristic actions of both players- Alisson fumbling and Lingard scoring.

Harsh on young Forrest Whitaker there.

Fun fact: Klopp has played Tottenham in 5 different stadiums- WHL, Anfield, Wembley, Madrid and now the new one.