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As mentioned above, no internationals before Christmas. Have the March friendlies, then 2 or 3 pre-tournament warm-ups in a slightly longer break. Fuck off the League Cup, if only for a season. No FA Cup replays. Have the FA Cup semi-finals back-to-back on a stand-alone Saturday. This would mean both games couldn't be played at the same venue and it wouldn't be fair to give two teams the advantage of seeing Wembley early, so make them both neutral grounds. Treat the CL like a tennis draw. Being seeded still means you avoid the other bigger teams until later in the tournament. Start home and away knockout ties from 64 teams. No Manchester City. So the league wouldn't be affected, you still get the 'magic' of the Cup, the CL would be far more exciting far earlier and even international teams would have sufficient games to settle their squads and tactics before major tournaments. And all this having saved a good 6-8 weeks. What's the problem?

Hahaha does this cunt think anyone is actually gonna believe that??

Fantastic Mr Fox I read countless times as a kid. Danny the Champion of the World was great too. Pheasants and chickens.

Playing PlayStation with Jose! At least with social distancing the cunt can't poke me in the eye once he starts losing.

It depends on how the CL pans out, I suppose.

Spot the reds in the comments:

See, if this thread didn't exist, then neither would posts like this! As an outsider looking in, reading up on Evertonian antics in the real world is bloody hilarious!

Her supposed reasoning there makes no sense at all regarding the point she was attempting to make.

- Delay the Euros a year. - Give teams the option of removing themselves from the League Cup. - Cancel two international windows. We're in the middle of March. The season could be put on hold for 4 months, resume in mid-July and be done by the end of August. By taking those measures you could start the following season 3 weeks later, which would be roughly a month later than usual and still finish by the end of May/early June 2021.

On your point about Robbo, it was also his birthday!

What can you say? He was a big reason we won the Super Cup, as well as performing admirably in Alisson's early-season absence that helped create the enormous league lead we enjoy still. That said, to gift wrap two 'go-ahead' goals to the opposition that have ultimately seen us dumped from two competitions, is pretty fucking frustrating. As has been said, getting the league wrapped up asap is paramount now.

You'd have taken 3x ridiculous cup exits for a near-insurmountable league lead by mid-March.

Cancel the League Cup and two of the international windows next season. That can mean a delayed start to the season with plenty of opportunities to get all fixtures in.

A big game against a parked bus. A nice preview of what to expect for his new club.