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Does Andy Townsend think he's commentating on a cricket match? He keeps talking about the 'gully'. Not only that, he keeps making silly points

Maybe there's a chance, that's 3 good games more than Ozil

Arsenal's keeper, Martinez, has been at the club ten years! How can it be possible to be so unambitious that anyone could spend ten years as a 3rd choice keeper anywhere, let alone at Arsenal?

Just 5 games to go to shed their minus 8 goal difference... No, me neither

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Hahaha, is he a closet Everton fan? Sounds exactly like what one of them would do.

How many defeats this season, Pep?

Maguire megged and mugged, then David 'best goalkeeper in the world' © Ole Gunnar Solksjaer De Gea beaten on his near post.

£80M bargain, Harry Maguire nutmegged by Junior Stanislas, as he scores for Bournemouth, who previously couldn't buy a goal since the resumption.

Not a good overall outlook on this, considering the age profile and his injury record. The age element is far less important if he's available all the time, but that's a big if. There's already immense frustration with Naby Keita's constant stuttering start-stop record since he joined, could we, or Klopp deal with another like him? If he signs, on let's say a 3 year deal, with presumably big wages, what prospect is there of him having any resale value at 32/33? Again, that all hinges on his injury record, but we wait and see.

Brilliant scheming, but on the other hand, I'm disappointed in this... I thought Rock'n'Roll rebellion was all about spontaneity.

There are some incredibly talented young kids featured in this thread, but babies? This little one is a natural.

An awful bunch of Noel Gallaghers on here tonight

That's as good as another a trophy in the cabinet, across the park.