Chocoholic

The only problem with this thread is, at the moment, like all of us, it's suffering a little bit of cabin fever with no new material. Nobody should be thinking of killing the golden goose just because she's not laying for a little while.

I've not felt the same sexuality in the game since Xabi left. Is this the correct answer?

The great news, and then... the shame of it all... no social distancing!!! Okay then, just this once

And now on Lead Balloon FM, the moment you've all been waiting for...

There's no need for that. I'm sure he'd much rather do it from the comfort of his own living room.

Porridge also has the magic ingredient of Ronnie Barker's impeccable comic timing.

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Here's a prime example of the dreadful amount of wasteful packaging I see, as a courier. This one was so ridiculous, I took a pic of this just before I delivered it. The item being sent can clearly be made out in the lower right corner of the package, with a size comparison of my nearby foot at the bottom of the pic.

Don't answer that, Pistonbroke, it's a trick question! Edit: Too late

For those who've yet to see the level of howler on display.

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