Bird fancying amnesty thread

[Stouffer]

I have been thinking of this a fair bit lately and decided I defo would but needs to be classified on the amenisty thread

 

Dr Alice Roberts from coast

 

 

She has no place in this amnesty.

 

Wheras

 

 

Certainly does.

[Anny Road]

Ester Hall. Out of the Bt broadband adverts

[RJ Fan club]

She has no place in this amnesty.

 

Wheras

 

 

Certainly does.

 

I reckon Roberts deserves to be on here, she not some brassy FHM tart and looks very average at times. There's a damn sight better quality on this thread.

 

Turning to Liza, just a no no from me.

 

I couldn't, nice girl if a bit of a pig. But its Tarbuck's seed and I could never get that out of my mind if I was rinsing it.

[Duff Man]

Ester Hall. Out of the Bt broadband adverts

 

No way she's amnesty material! Everytime I see that advert I want to marry her and have 2.9 children. Instead I phone a dirty chat line and have a wank

[Skidfingers McGonical]

She has no place in this amnesty.

 

Wheras

 

 

Certainly does.

 

Funnily enough, I asked my mate the same question about Lisa Tarbuck last night, I was met with a straight sharp short blunt 'No Way Fuck Off'.

 

I felt wrong about my opinion so therefore dedcied to chnge the subject very quickly.

 

But yeah I would.

[Skidfingers McGonical]

Esther Hall is fit and I reckon she knows it.

[Duff Man]

I was going to post a picture of Tanni Gray Thompson. Is that wrong? Let me know

[madstock]

Esther Hall is fit and I reckon she knows it.

 

What he said.

[The-Sir]

[Harry Squatter]

 

How come the bouncers didn't throw you out the Pen & Wig for taking photos on your phone?

[bri]

mate has been with that bt bird, too many marbles in the head, she probably blew him off

[Victor Ganges]

Shirley Manson from Garbage. Sometimes I want to do her some serious damage, others I just think no way Josey, no way. With this in mind, a partial amnesty may be in order.

 

[Stu Monty]

Shirley Manson from Garbage. Sometimes I want to do her some serious damage, others I just think no way Josey, no way. With this in mind, a partial amnesty may be in order.

 

 

Great shout.

[kelster]

Karen Taylor. Can't find a pic of how she loks now so a vid it'll have to be. She's northern as well. Top bird.

 

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=t_ImYTuKQe4

[AngryOfTuebrook]

and next, but certainly not least, Kelly Dalglish, oh i fucking love her :yes:

 

 

Kelly's the marrying type - fit as, knows her football, NS, GSOH .... and what a father-in-law you'd get!

[AngryOfTuebrook]

"Momma" from the film " throw Momma from the train"

 

 

Oh, yes - Well worth a spending a sultry night with!

[Anny Road]

For some reason Ive got images of you boning the one out of stop or my mom will shoot euuugghhh

[AngryOfTuebrook]

There`should be laws against ginger lesbians.

 

Punishable by spanking.

[Stu Monty]

Karen Taylor. Can't find a pic of how she loks now so a vid it'll have to be. She's northern as well. Top bird.

 

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=t_ImYTuKQe4

 

Not even sure that needs to go on an amnesty. I watched one of the episodes of that and I had two recurring thoughts: "I bet she'd give a cracking blow-job" and "This is a lot less annoying than Catherine Tate".

[AngryOfTuebrook]

Which is why the post was made on the Amnesty thread.

 

 

 

She does possess a fine bosom for one so petite.

 

 

Does the amnesty stretch to the fact that I like that show? I'd recommend the musical episode, where she sings "I've always had massive tits/ You can see them from Northwich".

 

Class!

[AngryOfTuebrook]

 

Anyway, am I allowed Joanne Lees the bird of the murdered Aussie backpacker Peter Falconio? - there is something about that I find weirdly attractive and not the fact that she may/may not be guilty.

 

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Joanne_Lees

 

 

On the basis that, the women on this thread should be ones that would cause you to hate yourself after a bout of self-pollution in their name, then - yes, Joanne Lees is in!

[AngryOfTuebrook]

I was going to post a picture of Tanni Gray Thompson. Is that wrong? Let me know

 

 

Now she's a Dame you could claim it as an act of class warfare.

[Guest Jay W]

Not sure if she's on here as I can't be arsed going through 21 pages but I'd let Geena Davis get friendly with my muscle.

 

[Owen]

I have been thinking of this a fair bit lately and decided I defo would but needs to be classified on the amenisty thread

 

Dr Alice Roberts from coast

 

 

Deffo. It's the intelligence thing. Along the same lines, there was an episode of Horizon in the last series about dinosaurs, and one of the palaeontologists was very hot.

 

Edit: Kristi Curry-Rogers.

[AngryOfTuebrook]

This thread needs more lesbians - KD Lang, Ellen DeGeneres and Melissa Etheridge.

 

http://www.artistdirect.com/nad/music/artist/card/more/0,,456202-3,00.html

http://www.seowebworks.com/tickets/comedians/ellen_degeneres_comedy_tickets.html

http://www.undercover.com.au/news/2006/feb06/20060214_melissaetheridge.html

 

Also - The Spice Girls were always a bit ropey, but now they're 10 years older. Of course, if you nobbed one you'd have to complete the set, but it'd be worth it - you might pass a dose of crabs on to David Beckham.

http://www.boston.com/ae/celebrity/articles/2007/06/28/spice_girls_reform/

 

I reckon Ronni Ancona belongs here too. If you think she's too fit or not fit enough, just get her to pretend to be someone else. Sorted.

http://www.chortle.co.uk/news/2007/03/29/5188/the_one_ronni