Bird fancying amnesty thread

[Harry Squatter]

Seriously Doc, do you even know what an amnesty is?

 

She goes from looking ok to looking minging, she presents Brainteaser and looks ok then presents BBC Bristol and looks like a bag of shite

[Harry Squatter]

Come on ming mongs, amnesty means you're fuckin ashamed to admit you fancy bird X. Normal every day foxy chicks go in the Talent Thread.

 

If I put that Alex Lovell on the Talent Thread I would get laughed at

[Stu Monty]

She goes from looking ok to looking minging, she presents Brainteaser and looks ok then presents BBC Bristol and looks like a bag of shite

 

There is not a chance on Earth that she ever looks bad enough to be on this thread. Even her turds would taste of toffee.

 

 

Alliteration. Give me that A*.

[Harry Squatter]

There is not a chance on Earth that she ever looks bad enough to be on this thread. Even her turds would taste of toffee.

 

 

Alliteration. Give me that A*.

 

she doesnt look good on here

 

http://www.ukgameshows.com/page/index.php/Alex_Lovell

 

can't believe im having to persuade someone that a woman is ugly so I can justify wanting to bang her!

[Thants]

she doesnt look good on here

 

http://www.ukgameshows.com/page/index.php/Alex_Lovell

I would. Ban him!

[Harry Squatter]

I would. Ban him!

 

Would it make you feel any better if i said that I'd bang Fern Britton?

[Stu Monty]

she doesnt look good on here

 

http://www.ukgameshows.com/page/index.php/Alex_Lovell

 

can't believe im having to persuade someone that a woman is ugly so I can justify wanting to bang her!

 

She looks pretty way above an amnesty to me. Look at the standard on this thread. She does not belong here. We're on a Mandy Dingle and Anne Robinson vibe here padre.

[Thants]

Would it make you feel any better if i said that I'd bang Fern Britton?

Not without a pic, no.

[Harry Squatter]

She looks pretty way above an amnesty to me. Look at the standard on this thread. She does not belong here. We're on a Mandy Dingle and Anne Robinson vibe here padre.

 

OK, I admit defeat. Mind you, you can find lots of random birds on that link - just seen jet off Gladiators on it. Do you reckon she would have let hereself go enough to be on this thread now?

[Stu Monty]

OK, I admit defeat. Mind you, you can find lots of random birds on that link - just seen jet off Gladiators on it. Do you reckon she would have let hereself go enough to be on this thread now?

 

That's an affirmative.

[Guest shaunshanks]

Nothing wrong with Fern Britton, bit big but still got a cute face....

 

My cred has just gone down on this site!

[Harry Squatter]

Is Madonna ugly enough to get on here?

[Guest PaddyBerger15]

Is Madonna ugly enough to get on here?

 

Is she fuck.

This is for people who used to toss off over Hattie Jacques and Nurse Gladys off Open All Hours to cleanse their soul.

[Guest shaunshanks]

Madonna's a moose

[RedKnight]

I'd bang Alex Lovell off Channel 5's Brainteaser, she pushes the right buttons for Doctor Troy anyway.

 

http://www.alexlovell.com/pictures1.htm

 

Your show sucks. It's over the top and lazily written. You were a rubbish Doctor Doom too.

[Mr Moustache]

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[Mr Moustache]

 

Ever since Rita Sue and Bob Too. There's something so filthy about her stockport drawl.

[Mr Moustache]

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[Harry Squatter]

Your show sucks. It's over the top and lazily written. You were a rubbish Doctor Doom too.

 

Well its not everyone's cup of tea, most people just watch it for the breast enlargement operations.

 

Anyway, am I allowed Joanne Lees the bird of the murdered Aussie backpacker Peter Falconio? - there is something about that I find weirdly attractive and not the fact that she may/may not be guilty.

 

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Joanne_Lees

[dirty_sanchez]

Is Supernanny on her? I can't be arsed to look back?

[Harry Squatter]

Is Supernanny on her? I can't be arsed to look back?

 

Yep she's on it somewhere, she's absolutely huge

[dirty_sanchez]

So she's allowed? Because I'd bang her like a shithouse door in a hurricane.

[Harry Squatter]

So she's allowed? Because I'd bang her like a shithouse door in a hurricane.

 

I would say so yes, mind your arse doesnt burn on the lightbulb though

[RJ Fan club]

I have been thinking of this a fair bit lately and decided I defo would but needs to be classified on the amenisty thread

 

Dr Alice Roberts from coast

 

[coop]

Would love to give her 10 seconds of pleasure.