Talismanic

I'm hoping we can pick up a few players for buttons.

Bit harsh that, I was just saying

Disappointed- thought the fucker had died

It's here

It's part of their financial planning. Etih - statue will sponsor it for 25 million a year!

To be fair it's no more cringey than any other kit release video

He’s also got the most Manc face ever, at least until Foden came along now it’s too close to call.

This is my Everton shirt from '84, when we were good - brilliant!!

Scorch marks, quite easy to get rid of if you have metal polish, unfortunately the cleaner in charge of the trophy room only has to hoover so they had none

This!!

Sky saying 3 O'Clock

Is the Zlatan stuff short term? I thought he’d agreed to go back to his hometown club in Sweden?

FFS guys can this be NSFW’d?

Dan Walker just said on breakfast t.v that “ he’s heard Ancelotti fancies the Everton gig”

Yeah same qualifications as Dan