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  1. The-Sir

    Welcome to Liverpool Luis Diaz

    Bridge: In a couple of weeks he began to feel at home (na na na na, na na na na na) In a couple of months he had won it all Making the mancs and the blueshite fume (ha ha ha ha!)
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    Welcome to Liverpool Luis Diaz

    Here we go, in case the last one didn't work.
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    Welcome to Liverpool Luis Diaz

    Got a video of me doing my best Jamie Webster impression but it doesn't seem to want to let me upload it... Probably a sign. MOV_0049_000.mp4
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    Welcome to Liverpool Luis Diaz

    Your pants are on fire Mr Usher!
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    Welcome to Liverpool Luis Diaz

    Mine's better than that! Of course Jurgen knows what he's worth. Plus I don't think there's room for three kings in this club, we're already pushing it with two.
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    Welcome to Liverpool Luis Diaz

    Didn't @dave u or someone want a song to Ob-La-Di? When Jurgen went and brought him in from Portugal He dazzled and he danced along the wing You wonder how we'd ever gone and done without He's Luiz Diaz and he makes the Kopites sing Luie-D Luie-D Luie-Diaz, scores and then the kop goes wild! Luie-D Luie-D Luie-Diaz, scores and then the kop goes wild!
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    My unsuccessful run in the CL ballot continues. 0 in 3 now. On a completely unrelated note, does anyone need a 6am flight from Luton Airport to Paris on the 28th May?
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    Jurgen Norbert Klopp

    One doing the rounds on WhatsApp ; I’m so glad - that Ulla loves the Scouse, I’m so glad that she’s not moving house… Ulla said to Jurg (yanno), She doesn’t want to leave (yanno) she said no… I’m in love with her and I feel fine I'd like to chuck in a third verse for big bird, seems like the players want it ; I'm so glad that Joel is a red Magic with his feet, and magic with his head Our Joel's a little bit daft you know he buzzes off fun facts you know he said so I'm in love with him and I feel fine
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    Becoming a dad for the first time

    Just popped in to say the teething gets worse and worse and worse until two years later you get to the molars, which seems to be all of the past two years worth of teething pain packed into a 2 month period. Enjoy!
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    Personal news

    Awful news, condolences mate. Take all the time you need to look after yourselves.
  11. Can I be the first to say how much Jota reminds me of Fowler? The second coming. Jota H Christ.
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    Alternative 'rona thread

    Stormtroopers to the front of the bus.
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    Update on this for those wondering, he's felt pretty crap and still coughing up a lot of gunk off his lungs, but this morning he got a negative lateral flow which I'm made up about!! Transpires he didn't qualify for the antivirals either, which surprised all of us! Such an odd virus, affects the lungs but folks with respiratory conditions don't seem to be too badly affected?? Bizarre.
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    The old man has just returned a positive test, late 60's with quite severe COPD and asthma so a bit worrying. He's triple jabbed though and will likely get those newly approved antivirals because of his chest, so fingers crossed.