Duff Man

Really is very difficult trying to keep up with when anonymous Twitter accounts should or shouldn't be taken seriously.

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Wacko Stacko

Quite telling that despite the relatively low price, only Inter seem genuinely interested in Eriksen.

Andy's aged quite a bit since you stopped watching footy mate. He's pretty much bald now.

when these get relegated:

Of all the hair transplants in football, David Silva's has to be one of the best.

Making sure your opponents always have enough space to get a shot in certainly is an interesting approach to defending.

Drinkwater having a good game.

'Shall I put a foot in, or politely move out of the way so this fine chap has enough room to shoot?'

Interesting which instances of the tabloids being cunts to people we choose to get upset about, isn't it. I mean, it happens quite a lot, and it's often to people far more vulnerable than these two.

Wonder if he'll try to blitz us Benitez style in the first 20 minutes and nick a goal or two. Don't think they've got the quality to just defend for 90 minutes.