Duff Man

Tbf we were both crying with laughter during that police station scene, so I should probably bump up the score a bit. 2/10.

Whatever you think about free movement, the point is we now have a situation where the leaderships of both major parties are totally fine with bullshitting the public to get what they want, and a press who are largely onboard, too. That's not great.

Maligant - surely has to be pisstake? Genuinely one of the most absurd films I've ever seen. 1/10.

I reckon he'd do alright, you know, with his speed and distance management being so good. In fact I'd probably pick him against Oliveria.

Yeah that was fucking wild. The man's an absolute savage.

Yeah I love that about Ortega. He's easily one of the most dangerous fighters in the division. Tough as fuck, too. It's a shame he didn't win, really, as Volk Holloway 3 just feels pretty stale doesn't it. As you said though there's nobody else, unless Yair can somehow pull off a result against Max, but hard to see that happening.

He definitely threw caution to the wind that third round. Getting caught in a guillotine, slipping out, then diving straight back into the guy's guard for some ground and pound only to be instantly locked up in a triangle is absolutely not smart when your opponent is Brian Ortega. Fucking brilliant to watch, though. Honestly one of the best rounds I've seen in a long time.

It's no ketamine, that's for sure.

Of Keir Starmer, human rights lawyer and all round top bloke? Absolutely not.

Pretty excited about this weekend's PPV.

Weird that he didn't put this on his list of pledges. Guess it just slipped his mind.

Djibril was definitely an infuriating player to watch, but to be fair to the lad his last season here was actually fairly productive, and you at least got the impression he cared. Carroll, Diouf, and Balotelli on the other hand clearly couldn't have given two fucks, as well as being shite. Also had to put up with about 2 years of "he's gonna come good" chat with Carroll, when it was beyond obvious he was a dud.

Defo on the juice. Get 'em all on it.

Treasury, wasn't it?