Duff Man

Shit. Hope she makes a full recovery.

My morale has certainly been boosted by the news.

I lived off Pret's for about a year whilst doing a particularly awful contract. They were the only thing that got me through the day.

Aniston really was top drawer, wasn't she?

Fuck, all the best fella

It really isn't. Any politician who takes the job even vaguely seriously would be better than Johnson right now.

You'd rather Johnson than Brown?

"What most of us wouldn’t give for a Gordon Brown or a John Major right now. Or even a Theresa May. Words I thought I’d never write." Found myself thinking the very same today. Honestly, anyone but this bumbling cretin and his crack team of idiots.

Anyone who tests positive for voting Father Ted should must immediately go into self isolation, and not interact with this competition again.

He's the prime minister, at a time of a national crisis, and he can't even say the word 'urine' without smirking. Just unreal.

Eerily similar to the journeys some of our most esteemed forumites have been on

South Park Simpsons Archer Parks and Rec Scrubs

I was really into Ice Road Truckers for a while, despite the fact that nothing ever happened.

About sums it up.