Duff Man

If only all this were somehow foreseeable etc. Just an absolute clown show of a country

Fighting for our children, apparently.

Hard agree, and hopefully it remains so for at least the rest of this season.

Yeah, sure, all normal concerns with a new player, but atm he seems like a good signing.

Yes, I think that would still count as some. But OK, let's say he's only scored 5 goals from open play, as well as 8 pens. I'd still say that's a good return for an attacking midfielder.

Yeah, but isn't that kind of expected for an attacking midfielder? 13 goals and 10 assists in 25 games seems a good return, to me, even if some of those goals are pens.

No idea. But I'm sure you're absolutely right about both those things and "Mermaids will fold" and 'the drugs' will be banned.

"When"

Doesn't he pop up with a few goals and assists from open play, too?

Fernandes appears to have been quite a good signing for them, you have to say

So there's a charity receiving funding, and pharmaceutical companies making money. Cool story.

Love the idea that 'this' is all some kind of scheme or something, and it's going to come crashing down at any second.

I think drop out rates will be insanely high. Difficult to imagine a better set of conditions for absolutely ruining a young person's mental health.

Yes I realise it won't be the Spectator or Telegraph, but the point is the right classify all kinds of things as "victim narratives". I mean pretty much fucking anything could be classified as such.