Duff Man

The swift and timely death of the Tory party. Failing that a less achy back.

https://www.omnicalculator.com/health/vaccine-queue-uk

1m a week? Sure, Jan.

Finally justifying his price tag.

Definitely. And there's already chatter of shipments being delayed due to the issues at the ports, too. Imagine seriously considering no-deal in a situation like this. Just straight up psychopaths.

Awesome.

That look from Littlejohn kills me every single time.

Great. That's a really normal thing to think. Hey, maybe you should write to Eddie and share your not at all weird thoughts about penises and stuff? It could go something like this: Dear Eddie, I read an article today in which I learnt that you are now identifying as a woman, and have adopted the pronouns 'her' and 'she'. My first thought upon seeing this was, of course, your penis, and frankly I've been unable to get it out my head since. I also noticed you're not taking hormones! Don't you know that's against the rules?! Lastly, I'm quite concerned about the reaction hypothetical lesbians might have upon meeting you. Have you considered this at all, Eddie? I really think you should. Anyway, hope to hear back from you soon. Yours sincerely, A very normal middle-aged man.

I believe GD is a thing. I also believe it's deeply weird to keep referencing these people's genitals.

Just an incredible talent. Actually a disgrace that the BBC aren't getting more out of him.

Honestly, they should get him doing as much as humanly possible, imo; he's comedy gold. The Littlejohn clip remains one of the funniest things I've ever seen.

I'd make him chief political editor.

The first thing that crossed my mind when reading that story was the person's genitalia, swiftly followed by what medication they were on (if they were on hormones it would somehow be more acceptable, or something). Which is obviously a very normal response to have.

Sorry to hear that, fella. Hoping he pulls through.

25 goals and 15 assists in 42 games is an incredible return for a midfielder.