Bird fancying amnesty thread

[RedinSweden]

Sir, Im with you on those mate. Jo oMeara is a she-he, but she'd still get it.

 

And Courtney Love reminded me of this chick, Brody from the Distillers (ace punk band):

 

 

And of course:

 

 

Id get divorced (if I was married) for Juliette...

 

Sorry. This is an amnesty. While they may not be the best ever, they shouldn't be on the amnesty thread.

[wiiksie]

You sure RiS? I just picked two decent pics ;)

 

Brody:

 

 

 

Juliette:

 

[RedinSweden]

You sure RiS? I just picked two decent pics ;)

 

Brody:

 

 

 

Juliette:

 

 

Ah.

 

OK.

[dark train]

Sally from Home and Away. Daily wank fodder.

 

LOL !

 

Did you ever see the footage of her having sex with her ex who sold the tape... It's floating about on the web you'll get it in a peer to peer site. I saw it I wanted to see how big them tits were out of their holsters...

[dark train]

I don't know her name but that EVIL weather forecaster who looks like she terrorises her own children by screaming at them constantly and slaps them about.... Think she's on ITV but it could be BBC.... Someone will know who I mean .... She looks like she'd win any argument against anybody... Who'd argue with her ?

[Momo Is A Beast]

Brodie from the Distillers is mighty fine. There's also a metal band called Otep who's singer is bloody fine too IMO

 

 

But then again I'd beast Kelly Osbourne too

[dark train]

 

Jane Badler (Dark Hair) was sexy in "V" in the eighties .... was a young pup but sure knew how much she needed it hard.

[wiiksie]

Brodie from the Distillers is mighty fine. There's also a metal band called Otep who's singer is bloody fine too IMO

 

 

But then again I'd beast Kelly Osbourne too

no no no mate, not the Osborne!

 

Id do Angela out of Arch Enemy, but I cant find a decent pic of her...

[WeAreTheBest]

Brigette rules!

 

[Anny Road]

 

Only for those that have kids but harmony and rhapsody of the Aussie kids show 'The faries' get my blood going at 7am every morning

[RedinSweden]

 

Only for those that have kids but harmony and rhapsody of the Aussie kids show 'The faries' get my blood going at 7am every morning

 

That made me guffaw.

[Anny Road]

That made me guffaw.

 

 

Does that mean you like

[RedinSweden]

Does that mean you like

 

I can't really tell. Laughing at you having aggravated morning wood at 7am.

[Red Lead]

Brigette rules!

 

 

Game well and truly over

[WeAreTheBest]

Game well and truly over

 

Is that a good thing or bad ;)

[CharleyKnight]

Brigette rules!

 

 

I do agree with Brigette, she is a ruthlessly fine looking bird. I have wanked myself blind over her many a time in my life but couldn't you have found a better picture of her for fucks sake? She's up the duff. Thats not attractive!

[theghost]

I do agree with Brigette, she is a ruthlessly fine looking bird. I have wanked myself blind over her many a time in my life but couldn't you have found a better picture of her for fucks sake? She's up the duff. Thats not attractive!

 

It's an amnesty thread mate, that's pretty much protocol.

[CharleyKnight]

It's an amnesty thread mate, that's pretty much protocol.

 

I agree with that, but she's not always pregnant is she? Its like sticking a picture of a pregnant Angelina Jolie on here and calling her an "amnesty bird". The rules are getting bent far too much here.

[WeAreTheBest]

I do agree with Brigette, she is a ruthlessly fine looking bird. I have wanked myself blind over her many a time in my life but couldn't you have found a better picture of her for fucks sake? She's up the duff. Thats not attractive!

 

Pregnant women rule Charley! Im glad to see you agree though ;)

[thechap]

Firstly - I don't have a picture of her to post

 

Secondly - I don't know how to post pictures anyway

 

 

But, I have given myself a silky glove on many an occasion over Catherine Tate. I know she's a touch bulky but that's parts of why she drives me wild. And those tits...!!!

 

I could wank for hours watching her in the office scenes where she is always getting the (other) fat bird to guess things.

 

In short, I would love to have a 24hr fuckathon with Catherine Tate.

[Thants]

These filfth cant be on the amnesty thread.

Like yeah you'd kick them out of bed. That first pic still rocks. And miss lewis well she's great.

Come on. Weeksie in your box.

As for catherine tate, i agree. For every 99% of her that winds me up and wants me to bludgeon her with a parasol theres a 1% twinge that makes me feel kinda funny.

Oh and its not when she does this

[RedinSweden]

Catherine Tate's grandma character is ace. I don't find a lot of the other stuff that funny, but I love the swearing grandma.

[kelster]

Catherine Tate is a big alright really. She's nowhere near rough. She really belongs in the MILF thread.

 

[wiiksie]

Catherine Tate is a horror. You lot need a fuckin eye test.

[Paul]

Catherine Tate is a horror. You lot need a fuckin eye test.

 

Agreed. It's those Deliverance, in-bred, too-close-together eyes that make my spine shiver.