Babb'sBurstNad

Life has a knack for kicking you when you're down. Been under a lot of stress recently, and getting shat on by people left and right doesn't help. Life without a conscience must be grand.

I reckon we'll be knackered, but edge it. 2-1, with some nervy moments.

Mortimer and Whitehouse: Gone Fishing The second series, if anything, seems even more honest about life. The last episode with the old fella with cancer was both life affirming and heart breaking at the same time. There's nothing else on telly quite like it.

Fup off you blinking melon farmer.

That plastic wasn't manufactured though, it was born.

I think you've typed your Grindr reply into the wrong tab.

I always knew Morgan would be a pro-beaner.

Was it for saying "holibobs"?

I thought it looked familiar.

Bayern are rebuilding and he'd likely be a starter for them. He'd be a squad option for us.

Have we ever got decent money from a Serie A team? Seems like we never learn. They're serial tyre kickers looking for a bargain.

I spy an opportunity for a Meatloaf charity single.

Bring back Steven Caulker.