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I don't remember Gerry Adams on Blankety Blank there.

I'm hoping for an intimation of racism for this all-white final.

Guns don't kill people Alec Baldwin does

All my picks are out now. It was odds on a Beatles song would win the whole thing, and I think this semi answers which it'll be. Can't see anything beating In My Life now, unless there's some underhand tactical voting.

I don't think it's too mad, but then you'd miss those wonderful schadenfreude moments when a player misses the penalty, and then balloons the rebound over too. I'd like to see more indirect free kicks inside the box. If the foul denies a goal scoring opportunity then give a pen. If not, an indirect free kick. I miss seeing 11 men standing on the line as someone blasts it from three yards away.

Should've made it in Nollywood. Nobody gets shot with their special effects.

Stand By Me.

Good shout on that Brighton shirt.

We'll need TK to help solve this one.

I reckon she'll suck out another virgin child's soul in exchange for a further year of life, as her pact with Baal dictates.

Bit harsh, holding a "Don't Tread on Me" flag next to your dad in a wheelchair.

Always had a bit of a thing for the one second from right. Cracking pins and low standards; a winning combination.

Some people used to do similar in London with "John". My old man (a curmudgeonly copper coincidentally called John) liked telling the story of a fella who asked him for directions. "You know the way to such and such John?" "How did you know my name was John?" "Lucky guess" "Well guess your own directions then"

Yep, as Barry said, we tried to lowball him because he was young, but then he quickly became one of our key players and wanted a wage that was on par with that role. When we should have kept things behind closed doors, stuff started leaking out intimating he was being greedy, and Rodgers even commented that he'd been offered a good wage or similar, which seemed to piss him off. Pat on the head, ruffled hair, good lad, take your pocket money. City were in his ear by then. We were slow offering the going rate for one of the first names on the team sheet, and the relationship broke down from there.

He was a kid when he left, with a cunt of an agent, and we screwed up tying him down to a new contract. On the playing side, I'm with Stacksy, he'd slot in well under Klopp, and fits the profile of our forwards. If anything, the fact he's pushing 27 might be the main issue, as I get the feeling we're looking for a Daka/Sarr type 23 year old. At the right price though, it'd be a no-brainer.