Babb'sBurstNad

Filling up?

The fact that it's insincere is what I actually like about it.

A trouser press for after dark.

Yep. Everything after this is a bonus for me.

We all celebrate in our own way mate.

Hope Guardiola wears some proper trousers for the guard of honour. J D Sports looking twat.

Is that not handball?

Otamendi on. Chelsea goal incoming.

To be fair, we are sneaky.

Great news. Always thought he seems one of the nicest fellas about.

Those were poppers I'll have you know.

I'd only need her head. The rest of her will be in the boot of a burnt out Ford Fiesta.

Done: Loads of gardening Shaved my head Sorted the stuff in the shed into some kind of order Stuck in 40hrs on Dragon's Dogma on the Switch To do: Write something Learn something Sort out a slow Macbook Pro Make excuse about why I haven't written or leant anything

TK, in his mask, when he finds the world's last working Mega CD: NB - I've joined the mask gang.

Sorry to hear that. Found out this morning my sister's in an induced coma with it. Can't help but feel it's going to hit everyone in some way. In the end, we'll all know someone affected by it.