Babb'sBurstNad

"Lemon drizzle melt" sounds like a great insult.

Gorst was trained like a Sith Lord's apprentice, by Darth Beefburger Chops.

Fingers crossed it's Tim Sherwood.

Might see if I can declare independence, Passport to Pimlico style.

Phil Neville comes across as a man playing dress up in someone else's clothes, and pretending to be doing a job. The way he's getting all handsy with people, touching the Cameroon manager's face, just screams trying too hard. I half expected the fella to recoil and say "Don't fucking touch me, you're Phil Neville".

ISIS have more chance of getting into Europe.

I don't like reviews of Spider Man films. I read a few when I was younger, but now they're everywhere, and they're all shite.

This doesn't seem to be much of a race.

Boca Juniors/River Plate - Boca: Maradona Dundee/Dundee United - Dundee United: Someone around here keeps spraying "DUFC!" on things, and much as I hate graffiti, I quite like how they've strayed about 500 miles from home and are still trying to maintain the notion of a rivalry. Hearts/Hibernian - No real opinion, but on a wordy level I like the names of both clubs. Arsenal/Tottenham - Arsenal: They had some great kits in the '90s, I admire what Wenger achieved there - both on a fiscal and aesthetic football level - and Eric Morecambe used to say "Arsenal" in Morecambe and Wise. Newcastle/Sunderland - Newcastle: Sunderland are one of those clubs that slightly depresses me (like Everton) as they can never escape being a bit shit, even when they chuck money at people. Galatasaray/Fenerbahce - Not really arsed. Ooh, we're noisy, yeah whatever, you're still shit. Borussia Dortmund/Schalke 04 - Dortmund: The yellow wall always looks fantastic, and the Klopp connection. Genoa/Sampdoria - Sampdoria, as David Platt was the first English player I really noticed playing abroad, and I liked him. Inter/Milan - Milan, due to the obvious big figures they had in the '90s. Lazio/Roma - Both shithouse fanbases, but Roma for De Rossi. A proper throwback of a player. Athletic Bilbao/Real Sociedad - Bilbao, just because their recruitment policy seems ludicrous in modern football. Real Betis/Sevilla - No opinion, though reading Jairz' post I'm happy to now root for Betis. Ajax/Feyenoord - Ajax, as the influence on modern football that's emanated from them is immeasurable. Benfica/Sporting Lisbon - Benfica, just because they've got a better badge. Olympiakos/Panathinaikos - Whichever gave the world with the resplendent glory that was Sotirios Kygriakos.

A fine hat wearer too.

Jailhouse Rock.

He looks like a thumb with a face drawn on it.

I think I've hit the bargaining stage of Johnson becoming PM. I've started to try convincing myself that him being a shameless two-faced shyster might mean he'll be capable of less damage than Hunt.

We've got to hold on to what we've got Dan Meis' dreams and a cuckoo clock

Real versatile are my favourite MLS club.